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talemacus > well then how about we try a novel concept and share a global shared culture called humanity?
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
Kusachiho: I am curious.... with t3 ships, can you stick other racial sub systems into another t3 cruiser?
Kusachiho: For example, stick a caldari sub system into a gallentee t3 cruiser
Cyphr_Sonic: nope races only
Cyphr_Sonic: it's because gallente use linux and caldari use windows
Cyphr_Sonic: amarr uses BSD and mimnitar uses an old Dos 5.2 disc they found in a dumpster
Cyphr_Sonic: Cd Guns
Cyphr_Sonic: C:/guns/> fire
Cyphr_Sonic: firing guns
Cyphr_Sonic: target hit
Cyphr_Sonic: c:/guns/>
Homme Geant > Vertical based ships like the myrmidon and the nightmare make it a little more complicated to do unloading/loading since they tend to have strangely shaped or multiple cargo holds.
* Verone shrugs to the Intaki > I've never had issues loading or unloading them. Each to their own i guess.
Stitcher > Homme: couldn't you just redivert the hold's gravity perpendicular to the ship's axis?
Stitcher > or leave the hold in zero-G for that matter.
Cypher Null > Makes sense...you'd have the challenge of docking it horizontally though to save boarding accidents
Homme Geant > Er, I transport livestock quite a bit.
Stitcher > ah
Homme Geant > Zero-Gravity ,while it would be hilarious to watch for a few moments, would probably end badly.
Iulian Janus > you would need a hose
* Verone chuckles at the thought > moooooo-weeeeeeeee
* Verone laughs softly, shaking his head
* Kyoko Sakoda chuckles as well. > A new meaning to cow tipping.
Homme Geant > Yes, mucking out would take on a whole new definetion.
Theo Samaritan > i just realised something
Theo Samaritan > how fucked up would it be if CERN ended up basically being like black mesa?
Theo Samaritan > get your crowbars fuckers
LuigiThirty > I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A BLACK HOLE
LuigiThirty > LET ALONE, CREATE ONE
Gallena Starblade > how is you warping in taking three shots, blowing me up, how is that in any way thrilling?
Soviet Orelius > it's kind of funny
Soviet Orelius > "how many licks does it take to get to the center of an Incursus?"
Largo DuAquin > oh... a hostile
Kharriga > beagle pod from y-19 to ss
Kharriga > or w-4
Turiya Flesharrower > Nah, this is an advanced holo generator mod
Turiya Flesharrower > I'm actually flying an Absolution
Kharriga > we must kill that generator
Turiya Flesharrower > I just appear to be a pod
Kharriga > youre deception is clever
Kharriga > and youre kung fu strong
My corp mate was salvaging on our level IV missions, he suddenly goes afk for about three hours. He comes back and says:

Rodiznay > ohh my was sleeping........ think ill go to bed cya all
Sergio Ling > and a whole host of them now
The Tumaril > in RF ya say?
Sergio Ling > yup
cold46 > 2?
J Sun > 10
Sergio Ling > 10 of em
cold46 > ships?
Sergio Ling > yup, all of them in ships
Damion Scott > Nice hot steaming shower sounded nice... Then I burnt my nuts >_<
Doylent Green > told ya, Dami...NEVER get the shower massage that close to the meat & taters!
JMFaust > That's why you don't do a handstand in the shower
Damion Scott > lmfao no. I had the water on my back, and when I turned around I cranked the hot water and the shower head was aimed directly junkwards
Triple Entendre > 'Junkwards' is now in my vocabulary. I thank you, good sir.
Azia Burgi > i think its hillarious when i turn up at male friends houses and their parents are shocked to see a girl
Azia Burgi > his mum was fussing around
Devlin Fox > lol
Azia Burgi > its "OMFG! he <i>knows</i> an irl girl!!!!"
Ieya > lol
Devlin Fox > LOL
Ieya > my mum would be similarly shocked
Devlin Fox > I doubbt the parents actually spelt out "OMFG!" vocally. :P
Azia Burgi > heh
Azia Burgi > probably not but i can see the statement rolling about in their heads
Devlin Fox > hehe :)
Devlin Fox > /emote ponders how to pronounce "OMFG": "ohmifeg.
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