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<Emiug> oooh windows driver development kit
<Emiug> might try make a driver for something
<Emiug> like
<Emiug> my ass
<Dobbs^Lazy> MMMMM ass driver
<Emiug> ...
<Dobbs^Lazy> I can drive your ass
<Dobbs^Lazy> does it have wheels?
<Emiug> somedays i wish i didnt open my mouth :(
<Emiug> hmm
<Dobbs^Lazy> lol
<Emiug> technically i didnt
<Emiug> BAD FINGERS
<Emiug> BAD I SAY
Drougan > anyone know if there is an ass blockage?
kyrans > lol, NO comment
Aphextra > lol ass blockage sounds sooo wrong
Seto Mazzarotto > thanks to you I now have to windex pepsi off the monitor
kyrans > and to answer your question I don't know if there is an Ass BLOCKADE running or not
Koga Bisaya > missiles are just not hetero
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Karr Meyn > I wish you all the best mate. You are by far the best CEO I've seen in a MMO.
Scaflock > aww shucks :)
Karr Meyn > it's only the truth, nothing more, nothing less.
Scaflock > but thankyou, I actualy really enjoyed it too - but it's always down to the people in the group. The starlancers made it easy to be a good ceo :)
Karr Meyn > yeah, a damn good corp, at the end of the day.
Argors > =)
Scaflock > we don't have to do a group hug or anything do we? ;)
Karr Meyn > as you wish, we very well could ;)
Argors > o/
Karr Meyn > hehe
Argors > ready
Karr Meyn > ready too :)
Scaflock > :)
Karr Meyn > ok, let's consider it done, we're men ffs ;)
Kragis > on a side note I have a huge cut on the side of my nose
Alente Galfaros > aw poor Kragis
DarkMaruader > *plays kragis a sad song
Kragis > it's gushing with blood currently
Alente Galfaros > why?
Alente Galfaros > what the hell you done?
Kragis > shaving
Alente Galfaros > picked your nose with a screwdriver?
Sa Angrael > ROFL
DarkMaruader > ...................
Alente Galfaros > nose?
DarkMaruader > not even going there
Alente Galfaros > shaving@?
Kragis > the fecking razor slipped
Alente Galfaros > if you have excess nasal hair, you should you clippers:P
Zero0 > omg, what am I doing? im talking hair care with a blonde!!! I need to change the subject quick...... umm..... umm..... nothings coming to mind.......
Jenesa > talk about sex
Jenesa > but not with me
Zero0 > ..... never crossed my mind...... well maybe it did, but just once...... every 7 seconds..........
Jenesa > /emote points to the cold shower room
Zero0 > yes mam
Zero0 > /emote hangs his head and walks away
Filarion > call it "my mother"
Filarion > then the scout will say "my mother is on scan"
ITTigerClawIK > NEED HELP!!!
ITTigerClawIK > imidiately
Hazurr > pipe down
Galliana Foresta > What with, your spelling?
Hazurr > with what?
ITTigerClawIK > im stukc in amish
ITTigerClawIK > and im scrambled
ITTigerClawIK > need help right now
Galliana Foresta > Stuck in amish?
Galliana Foresta > I didn't think they were allowed to use the interweb, for it is evil
Galliana Foresta > no time for computaters when there's chores to be done, milking the cows and suchlike
Galliana Foresta > brother Isiah would smite thee
Galliana Foresta > o.0
Eric Lancier > Hi Korinne, how's you?
Korinne > im alright
Korinne > thinking about things that would make your second brain have a stroke
Eric Lancier > :o but stroking your second brain is what bad-boys do
Andreus Ixiris > OK, so apparently the flying backwards bug can be fixed by clearing your cache
Andreus Ixiris > Just go to settings and find "Clear all cache files"
Sahaquiel Faust > But I WANT to be backwards!
Andreus Ixiris > Well then move to Georgia
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