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Onyxalia La'fiette > just when you think you can feel awesome, tim comes along *slaps you in the face with his epeen*
Lieutenant wind > WTS [ ABADDON ] WITH ANTI-EXPLOSIVE PUMP I ANTI-KINETIC PUMP I ANTI-THERMIC PUMP I ONLY 160MIL NOW !!!
NGTM1R > Capslock may be cruise control for cool, son, but you just steered straight off a cliff.
Hard Corey > Engaged at jump bridge pos in nj4
Batolemaeus > she finally proposed?
Gus Preston > i just got solo killed by a bestower
Kaiu > ok go on
Tom Hanks > what were you in?
Gus Preston > fucking taranis
Tom Hanks > what a fucking loser
Gus Preston > man dual webbed, jammed, scrammed
Tom Hanks > the fact it actually locked you before dying is
amazing in itself
Tom Hanks > lol loser
Kaiu > im pissing myself laughing
Gus Preston > he had 800mm plate
Tom Hanks > i think i would quit eve
HarelquinXepa > You Sir, suck at life.
Gus Preston > you sir can lick my sack
Gus Preston > im actually attempting to punch you in the
face over the internet
Tom Hanks > well gus, when you go down, its memorable
Gus Preston > true that
<Digital> ugh, well i went to take a shower, shave and grab food before the op
<Digital> saw that she was still sleeping at 1pm so i went to wake her up and be an ass
<Digital> i got into the shower she told me to get out
<Digital> i said i was washing my hair, she told me to hurry
<Digital> i said 'im not a fucking plane, i cant throttle into supersonic hairwashing speeds'
<Digital> and she responds with 'then maybe you should pull your joystick harder'
<Digital> :|
Golakka > a didlo cannon with a laser sight?
Golakka > FUCK YEAH!
Juggalo Justinian > Tch... its like paintballing for lesbos
Cola Kid > sharks with dildo cannons on their heads!!!
Damark > hmm sharp pain when i inhale
Damark > thats likley not good
haav0c > is it consistent?
haav0c > or just once, at random?
Damark > no
Damark > couple times
haav0c > that happens to me occasionally
Damark > but not on every breath
Damark > are you dying of cancer or anything>?
haav0c > nah
haav0c > 19
haav0c > prime of my life
Damark > aight im fine then
haav0c > oh and my arm just fell off.
haav0c > typing with one hand
Damark > ah
Damark > mine too
Damark > weird
haav0c > no! other hand!
haav0c > using penis now
haav0c > oh ffs
Damark > is there any other way to type?
haav0c > glaring at the keys seems to be working.
Kaathar Rielspar > /emote trips over a branch and snaps it
Kaathar Rielspar > oh bugger, so much for being sneaky
Scorpyn > how the hell did you manage to snap a branch in the middle of space?
Scorpyn > oh, you're minmatar... never mind
Warren Hudson > It's america, a lot of stuff happen that no body can comprehend.
< Runic> my fathers computer is what i am using now is wierd when the sound is enabled it crashes randomely from docking and warping
-!- GBoS [GBoS@coldfront-19420C08.range86-134.btcentralplus.com] has joined #eve-online
< Adam-C> ure fathers pc is?
< Adam-C> intel core?
< GBoS> yes
< GBoS> HOW DO YOU KNOW ARE YOU HACKING ME
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