<@Vittoros> mrs vitt took vitt jr and went to visit grandma this weekend
<@Vittoros> so it will be beer and porn for three straight days now
<@Vittoros> living with your spouse is good and all, but every now and then, you need to see another vagina
<@Vittoros> so it will be beer and porn for three straight days now
<@Vittoros> living with your spouse is good and all, but every now and then, you need to see another vagina
Kazzzi > I like to roleplay in alliance chat, especially when the alliance doesn't realize I'm roleplaying
Rusty Doads > working
Lenny Quickfinger > What if he finishes before that?
DisturbdGuy > then surely he'll have the sense to tell us then
Rusty Doads > lol
Lenny Quickfinger > Don't take that for granted. This is, after all, the Minmatar channel.
Rusty Doads > lol, so true
DisturbdGuy > eye dunno 'bout yew, but ah puts mah shipps togethuh wiff rusty skrap medal, chewin' gums, ducked tape, and some wires and shoe polish tuh makes it look fancy
Lenny Quickfinger > Shoe polish? Fancy-shmanshy city folk, we folks down here in the country use monkey poo for decoration.
DisturbdGuy > whut KINDA monkey poo?
Gangus > rhesus, generally
Gangus > spider monkey when we get desperate
Lenny Quickfinger > I'm partial to fancy stuff myself, so I use the expensive kind.
DisturbdGuy > how 'spensive? wouldn't wanna waste any moneys you could use paintin' flames on the side of the ship with highlightin' pens
Lenny Quickfinger > What if he finishes before that?
DisturbdGuy > then surely he'll have the sense to tell us then
Rusty Doads > lol
Lenny Quickfinger > Don't take that for granted. This is, after all, the Minmatar channel.
Rusty Doads > lol, so true
DisturbdGuy > eye dunno 'bout yew, but ah puts mah shipps togethuh wiff rusty skrap medal, chewin' gums, ducked tape, and some wires and shoe polish tuh makes it look fancy
Lenny Quickfinger > Shoe polish? Fancy-shmanshy city folk, we folks down here in the country use monkey poo for decoration.
DisturbdGuy > whut KINDA monkey poo?
Gangus > rhesus, generally
Gangus > spider monkey when we get desperate
Lenny Quickfinger > I'm partial to fancy stuff myself, so I use the expensive kind.
DisturbdGuy > how 'spensive? wouldn't wanna waste any moneys you could use paintin' flames on the side of the ship with highlightin' pens
Aberash > smart car?
Aberash > u must be mad!
Aberash > there the worst cars ever
Aberash > they tested em on top gear
Aberash > it could barely turn a corner at speed
Helena X > who on earth would try to corner at speed in a smart car
Aberash > for a laugh
Aberash > u must be mad!
Aberash > there the worst cars ever
Aberash > they tested em on top gear
Aberash > it could barely turn a corner at speed
Helena X > who on earth would try to corner at speed in a smart car
Aberash > for a laugh
ralphie crom > is there some glitch with opening cargo containers that anyone else is having?
ralphie crom > oh, its just the vodka, nevermind
ralphie crom > oh, its just the vodka, nevermind
arith danta > you're not going to get on shrikes killmail, however you are going to cause the node to turn into a molten slagheap on the datacenter floor
Sigmav > I always hit on guys when im drunk
Ajunta P'all > u guys notice we have like 3500 aurom now
Onyxalia La'fiette > O.o intresting...
Ajunta P'all > u can totally play dress up for free
Onyxalia La'fiette > rofl
Merc504 > lol
Jack Blitzen > yeah, they keep adding it for people posting shit into eveisreal.com or something
Ajunta P'all > yep
Jack Blitzen > SPACE BARBIE (TM)
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Onyxalia La'fiette > only issue with space barbie is she doesnt come with kens ships =/
Ajunta P'all > buy a geddon
Jack Blitzen > eh, ken's ships are all flash and no dps
Onyxalia La'fiette > O.o intresting...
Ajunta P'all > u can totally play dress up for free
Onyxalia La'fiette > rofl
Merc504 > lol
Jack Blitzen > yeah, they keep adding it for people posting shit into eveisreal.com or something
Ajunta P'all > yep
Jack Blitzen > SPACE BARBIE (TM)
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Onyxalia La'fiette > only issue with space barbie is she doesnt come with kens ships =/
Ajunta P'all > buy a geddon
Jack Blitzen > eh, ken's ships are all flash and no dps
Horratio Antillies > there is the image thing to consider
Horratio Antillies > THE LUFTWAFFLE rolls in faction
Obeih > LOL
Horratio Antillies > that reminds me, dyrt needs a fleet issue typhoon for his salvager
Obeih > no
Horratio Antillies > YES
Horratio Antillies > 8 low slots
Horratio Antillies > think of the cargo space
Obeih > think of how slow it will be
Horratio Antillies > fine, dirt will take a panther instead
Horratio Antillies > STEALTH SALVAGE
Obeih > only if everytime b4 you cloak you do the jaws suspence music
Horratio Antillies > jaws with ENERGY TENTACLES
Horratio Antillies > FUCK YEAH
Horratio Antillies > slap 8 tractors and a microwarp drive on it
Obeih > i hate you
Horratio Antillies > thats not how you spell BRILLIANT
Horratio Antillies > THE LUFTWAFFLE rolls in faction
Obeih > LOL
Horratio Antillies > that reminds me, dyrt needs a fleet issue typhoon for his salvager
Obeih > no
Horratio Antillies > YES
Horratio Antillies > 8 low slots
Horratio Antillies > think of the cargo space
Obeih > think of how slow it will be
Horratio Antillies > fine, dirt will take a panther instead
Horratio Antillies > STEALTH SALVAGE
Obeih > only if everytime b4 you cloak you do the jaws suspence music
Horratio Antillies > jaws with ENERGY TENTACLES
Horratio Antillies > FUCK YEAH
Horratio Antillies > slap 8 tractors and a microwarp drive on it
Obeih > i hate you
Horratio Antillies > thats not how you spell BRILLIANT
Lighty > i heard karm uses tech II bpos to light his ciggies