(@deww) you got your tractor beams fitted carebear?
(ProphetGuru) tractor beams in hi, roid scanners in med, cores in low
(ProphetGuru) tractor beams in hi, roid scanners in med, cores in low
Wreatch > hail!
Cygwin Gaad > Sleet!
Cygwin Gaad > Snow!
Cygwin Gaad > Rain!
Cygwin Gaad > by your powers combined, i am Frosty the Snowman
Cygwin Gaad > Sleet!
Cygwin Gaad > Snow!
Cygwin Gaad > Rain!
Cygwin Gaad > by your powers combined, i am Frosty the Snowman
<CanSpice> I had the oddest eve-related dream last night
<CanSpice> we were still in ascn, fighting bob
<CanSpice> but instead of being in the eve universe we were all in a huge department store
<CanSpice> and bob held the women's clothing department
<CanSpice> and we raided them with nerf guns
<CanSpice> we were still in ascn, fighting bob
<CanSpice> but instead of being in the eve universe we were all in a huge department store
<CanSpice> and bob held the women's clothing department
<CanSpice> and we raided them with nerf guns
Tharn Obji > Gatling Pulse Laser I what can I do with my loot...
Max 0'warp > Mount it on your ship or sell it, alternatively you could make some kind of modern scupture or use it to keep the neighbours dog off your lawn
Max 0'warp > Mount it on your ship or sell it, alternatively you could make some kind of modern scupture or use it to keep the neighbours dog off your lawn
<Pallantre> and, like eric idle said,
<Pallantre> god will make you pay for each sperm that can't be found
<Pallantre> well,
<HellGremlin> That's pretty fucked up.
<HellGremlin> I'm jerking off in churches from now on.
<Pallantre> god will make you pay for each sperm that can't be found
<Pallantre> well,
<HellGremlin> That's pretty fucked up.
<HellGremlin> I'm jerking off in churches from now on.
EVE System > Channel changed to Rens Local Channel
Sgt Robbo > there sint a bone in the pubic area
stockpvptoon > to get inside you need a very narrow instrument
Sgt Robbo > its a blood vessel
Evanns Rosa > the trauma caused by a punch to the dick is about the same impact as tight pussy
stockpvptoon > a fist does not qualify
Hiro Endgame > oh, you mean up the urethra? is that the term?
Morton Natrum > i don't even wanna know how you guys ended up talking about this....
Sgt Robbo > there sint a bone in the pubic area
stockpvptoon > to get inside you need a very narrow instrument
Sgt Robbo > its a blood vessel
Evanns Rosa > the trauma caused by a punch to the dick is about the same impact as tight pussy
stockpvptoon > a fist does not qualify
Hiro Endgame > oh, you mean up the urethra? is that the term?
Morton Natrum > i don't even wanna know how you guys ended up talking about this....
Yameth > what can I do with 1st Tier Overseer's Personal Effects ?
Chet Awesomelaser > sell
Tika Majere > to concord
Yameth > just at a station?
Tika Majere > take it to yulai
Yameth > yulai? where's he
Chet Awesomelaser > sell
Tika Majere > to concord
Yameth > just at a station?
Tika Majere > take it to yulai
Yameth > yulai? where's he
Trent0r > OOO man
Trent0r > 48 days to vulture.... it's tempting
Trent0r > 50 to nighthawk
Packtu'sa > 75 to Leviathan
Packtu'sa > it's tempting
Trent0r > 48 days to vulture.... it's tempting
Trent0r > 50 to nighthawk
Packtu'sa > 75 to Leviathan
Packtu'sa > it's tempting
Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
<+Asestorian> You are on the same level as Toxic in popularity BL.
<BL|AtWork> And your opinion typically bears as much weight as one of my turds, Asestorian.
<+Asestorian> My opinion carries magnitudes more weight than yours around here.
<+Asestorian> Which means that you have less relvevant opinions than your own shit.
<+Asestorian> Well done BL.
<BL|AtWork> And your opinion typically bears as much weight as one of my turds, Asestorian.
<+Asestorian> My opinion carries magnitudes more weight than yours around here.
<+Asestorian> Which means that you have less relvevant opinions than your own shit.
<+Asestorian> Well done BL.