Siren Sylvanis > Why is it that a 21st century naval destroyer can mount a railgun which hits at 370km with pinpoint precision, while millenia into the future, a 9000-crew SPACE-FARING BATTLESHIP with guns DIRECTLY NEURALLY INTERFACTED INTO THE HUMAN BRAIN (i.e. better than any targeting computer out there) does 220km max if it sacrifices everything else from armor plates to maneuverability to crew bathroom facilities?
@ splinter • hey
@ splinter • we where on our knees for you for 10+ hours
@ Ashrah • uhuh
@ Ashrah • i know :) and still owe you 2 loads :)
@ splinter • we where on our knees for you for 10+ hours
@ Ashrah • uhuh
@ Ashrah • i know :) and still owe you 2 loads :)
Azia Burgi > /emote does her aerosmith impression while riding a flaming veld roid
oidrunner > heh heh. I read a funny joke. Computer programming is like sex. One mistake and you spend a lifetime supporting it.
ByuuSan > Lol!
ByuuSan > I don't get it
Loller Waffles > lol
Loller Waffles > do you work in programming void?
Voidrunner > yeah
Loller Waffles > cool, I'm a senior in computer science
Loller Waffles > I graduate in may 06
Voidrunner > gratz in advance
Loller Waffles > but I'm staying here and getting an MBA with it lol
Loller Waffles > nothing like an easy payraise degree
ByuuSan > lol
ByuuSan > im only 16, i don't understnad
Voidrunner > about sex or pay raises?
ByuuSan > Lol!
ByuuSan > I don't get it
Loller Waffles > lol
Loller Waffles > do you work in programming void?
Voidrunner > yeah
Loller Waffles > cool, I'm a senior in computer science
Loller Waffles > I graduate in may 06
Voidrunner > gratz in advance
Loller Waffles > but I'm staying here and getting an MBA with it lol
Loller Waffles > nothing like an easy payraise degree
ByuuSan > lol
ByuuSan > im only 16, i don't understnad
Voidrunner > about sex or pay raises?
Nirvy > an unwatched kal doesnt mine if i recall tho
Kalahari Wayrest > an unwatched nirvy is usually with a dirty mag and a box of kleenex :/
Nirvy > i prefer kitchen roll kal :P
Kalahari Wayrest > ah
Kalahari Wayrest > more absorbant :P
bonesy19uk > Bounty the stronger soaker upper
Nirvy > ROFL
Kalahari Wayrest > LOL
Nirvy > bonesy knows
Kalahari Wayrest > clearly the voice of experience
bonesy19uk > <---- wanker
Adrielle Firewalker > "have you tried it wet yet?"
Adrielle Firewalker > my guess is they both have
Kalahari Wayrest > an unwatched nirvy is usually with a dirty mag and a box of kleenex :/
Nirvy > i prefer kitchen roll kal :P
Kalahari Wayrest > ah
Kalahari Wayrest > more absorbant :P
bonesy19uk > Bounty the stronger soaker upper
Nirvy > ROFL
Kalahari Wayrest > LOL
Nirvy > bonesy knows
Kalahari Wayrest > clearly the voice of experience
bonesy19uk > <---- wanker
Adrielle Firewalker > "have you tried it wet yet?"
Adrielle Firewalker > my guess is they both have
Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
StarLite > I wish RAT. and CELES would kill eachother ;)
HeadHunta II > u mean flame eachother while at safespot
HeadHunta II > u mean flame eachother while at safespot
JayVonne > omg i dont have a billion how else can i get a Paladin
Herr Poppins > you can play a paladin for free in wow
Herr Poppins > you can play a paladin for free in wow
Lindah Rinah > I could fit my mother in that EM resist hole
Maxopka > dread
Maxopka > 5 min breake
Maxopka > 20.30 be ready
charmed knight > /emote afk 7min, smoke
Dimitri Chandler > did we just get a HR department?
Dimitri Chandler > all these breaks are great
Maxopka > 5 min breake
Maxopka > 20.30 be ready
charmed knight > /emote afk 7min, smoke
Dimitri Chandler > did we just get a HR department?
Dimitri Chandler > all these breaks are great