{DUST} Rannici > MY BALLS ITCH
{EVE} Getix Kain > Do you want a scratch from orbit?
{EVE} Getix Kain > Or you can do it yourself?
{EVE} Getix Kain > Do you want a scratch from orbit?
{EVE} Getix Kain > Or you can do it yourself?
obwan > would 4 wcs be enough to get away from a 5 ship gate camp
<Levin> my iq is higher than 5
Giganticus> doubtful
<Levin> no i mean
<Levin> the alliance
<Levin> :/
<Giganticus> oh, possible
Giganticus> doubtful
<Levin> no i mean
<Levin> the alliance
<Levin> :/
<Giganticus> oh, possible
HavvieG > Hobo- we're a bunch of whacked out mass-murderers piloting starships that cost an insane amount of money.
HavvieG > NOTHING in this game should be strange to you by now. =P
HavvieG > NOTHING in this game should be strange to you by now. =P
Templer Relleg > You havent been sitting with me in a convo here for like.. 1 hour now, to scam me?
R0ME0 > yeah
R0ME0 > yeah
• @[var]wrk completes a thought
(@Sammiel) what wapacz?
• @[var]wrk punches Sammiel with a comma
—› quit: (Sammiel) (Remote host closed the connection)
(@ma9mwah|bah) that must have been a T2 comma to take his connection out
(@Disco) Comma strikes you perfectly, wrecking your connection
(@Sammiel) what wapacz?
• @[var]wrk punches Sammiel with a comma
—› quit: (Sammiel) (Remote host closed the connection)
(@ma9mwah|bah) that must have been a T2 comma to take his connection out
(@Disco) Comma strikes you perfectly, wrecking your connection
Timothy McKenzie > one of them made a mistake of asking me what he could do in a punisher since he can't rat here
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Meikathon > I go 596 m/s in this with a burner
Meikathon > *509
sugarXsugar > heh
Meikathon > And my nav skills aren't close to maxed out.
sugarXsugar > i got a battleship up to 4006m/s once
sugarXsugar > that was great.
Meikathon > o_o
sugarXsugar > i got hate mail from shuttles =)
Meikathon > *509
sugarXsugar > heh
Meikathon > And my nav skills aren't close to maxed out.
sugarXsugar > i got a battleship up to 4006m/s once
sugarXsugar > that was great.
Meikathon > o_o
sugarXsugar > i got hate mail from shuttles =)
<Kalroth> "Pr0nstar in distress mission! - Help Miss Sucka Cane from red light district getting more love lube! - Rewards: You get to watch, perv."
Tenaj > couple of nights ago i was in hysterics.....
Tenaj > stole this guys giant secure and put it onthe market
Tenaj > he bought it back, undocked and went back to the belt
Tenaj > so i took the can back again ;)
Tenaj > He said i must be hacking the game or something
Tenaj > clueless....
Tenaj > stole this guys giant secure and put it onthe market
Tenaj > he bought it back, undocked and went back to the belt
Tenaj > so i took the can back again ;)
Tenaj > He said i must be hacking the game or something
Tenaj > clueless....