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MrRx7 > ok either I'm going crazy, or modules on my ship are disspearing
Kelgen Thann > gremlins!
MrRx7 > I had 2x Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer I
MrRx7 > when I docked....I undocking and I only had one
Dimitri Ravinoff > WTS Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer
Lubomir Penev > it looks like I slaughtered a hog in my bathroom
Lubomir Penev > a betadine bottle tipped
Lubomir Penev > and it looks a lot like coagulated blood
Gavjack Bunk > A likely story
Gavjack Bunk > I tried that once
Gavjack Bunk > But the police said that betadine doesn't normally match DNA with the little girl that went missing last week
Burning Chrome > syndicate must have been a late addition and they stuck it on the cleaners desktop machine
Burning Chrome > it's gotta be the laggiest region, lower syndicate
Ethidium Bromide > sorry if i'm unclear but i guess i am still on2.0 % blood in my alcohol
Ethidium Bromide > i'm jut happy someone moved my snoring self to the afk channel on vent
Ethidium Bromide > i got half the keyboard imprinted on my face
Cpt AngelNova > lol
Francis Imsalsa > lol
Mamba Lev > lol
Ethidium Bromide > i'm just wondering if my gf will simply kill me or torture me first when she gets back from skiing tonight anf finds me like this
Ecchus: What's a girl?

Steph Wing: Guy In Real Life
Ikvar > What the hell is a dinnerfuck?
Masta Killa > lol
Masta Killa > buy a girl dinner and get s3x?
Hanns > ya
Ikvar > Hanns, wanna come to dinner with me?
Hanns > no thats daterape
Draken Blut > after 30 days of playing eve and not shaving, you should auto join wookie channel
(Referring to white flag joke)
<@Ak-Gara> if some one omgrawr'ed that, it would be the first quote i have that doesn't make me look gay or a perv. i like to lick people.
Gothikia > oh and btw wilt, a blow up doll dosn't constitute a gf
Haffiene > My right hand does though <3
Haffiene > "I'm sorry ladies, but I'm taken."
Lord Wiltshire > what... shit thats not fair i paid £400 for that :(
Gothikia > I thought you said left hand is better cos it feels like someone else is doing it.
412th > can missle launscher fire without ammulition?
Asurion > not very useful if you dont load them with ammo
Xanorik > Does this game ever get easier to understand?
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