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Sylena Chen > I wish MY shields were made of pie.
Frogpills > should be surprised but
not due to the wonderful world we live in
atm
Endometriosis > you live in
wonderworld?
Endometriosis > is wonderwoman your
mom?
Endometriosis > can i sleep with your
mom if that is the case?
Duke Ricol > lol
Dethra > if his mom was
wonderwoman, you would probably get
beaten up while you were getting laid
Endometriosis > rough sex....SWCHEET
Dethra > she gets beaten up
everyday; I imagine if it were gentle, she
wouldn't feel anything.
Frogpills > damn go afk for 5 mins
and come back to drunk pirates talking about
sex with my mother ... damn you all to hell
you bastards ;)
Kazuma Ry > has anyone here pood your pants because you relaxed the wrong muscle?
Kasuko Merin > Something you want to tell us?
Kazuma Ry > yes, I was thinking of Leo, and relaxed too much, but then clenched at the last molment, pulling it back in
totalignition > that things tiny
Aquillar > yeah, and it has 3 cruise missile launchers on it
Aquillar > so stfu
totalignition > lol
Aquillar > lalalalaa
< blows up some rats >
totalignition > NICE!
Aquillar > I think I made them angry
QTab > I think oposable thumbs is prolly where it all went wrong
QTab > if human beings hadn't developed oposable thumbs they wouldn't have invented telephones ... and if they hadn't invented telephones my mother wouldn't be able to continue bugging me even after I've moved across the country to avoid exactly such bugging
QTab > hence I arrive at the conclusion that if human beings didn't have oposable thumbs I would have more EVE time
QTab > I demand you show your alegiance by cutting off your thumbs
Manerethen > ...............
Manerethen > Is Ali afk?
Ali Para > on fone m8
Manerethen > ok
quik 83 > sounding like dogbert qtab :)
QTab > if you cut off your thumbs and convince two other ppl to cut of their thumbs and to each convince 2 more ect. ect ect. then eventualy mankind won't have telephones and my mother will stop bugging me
Manerethen > OK np
Manerethen > rofl
Manerethen > Good reasoning
QTab > I think it's pretty airtight
QTab > on the other hand ..... if mankind had no telephones then my mother might get an EVE account and join the alliance and thus creating a whole new way to bug me
Manerethen > rofl
quik 83 > will be worth it to pod her
Jimmy Loan > well if that happens i am out of here
Manerethen > Nah podding fta
Manerethen > *ftw
QTab > reptiles have it the best .... their parents fuck off before they hatch and never return
Jimmy Loan > lol
QTab > /emote decides to contact a plastic surgeon tomorrow to see if he can get some scales grafted
Manerethen > rofl
Axiin > Nac... the Domi is fucking close to a flying sphere
Krav > lol
Krav > kinda yeah
Nacona > k axiin
Axiin > I STILL think if youp ut two DOmi's next to eachother and a Itty above em it'd look rather suggestable
[ [QT]Wrangler ] you know, if you switch the letters in QT you get TQ..
[ [QT]Hayley ] totally quackers :p
[ [QT]Discorporation ] if you pronouce QT yu get cutey
[ [QT]Discorporation ] :x
[ [QT]Discorporation ] <- not gay.
Kale Ryoko > You check how many minutes you've played?
Kale Ryoko > 286731 for me.
Nooey > Eeeep, lemme check.
Nooey > 185345...wow...
Kale Ryoko > Scary to think eh?
Kale Ryoko > 286731 minutes of lost sex
Nooey > lol...she'd be a bit sore after all that tbh.
Kale Ryoko > I wouldn't use the same one obv.
Kale Ryoko > I'd use one for an hour
Kale Ryoko > Then move to the next
Kale Ryoko > Then another
Kale Ryoko > Then another
Kale Ryoko > Give the others 3 hours to recover
Nooey > o_0
Kale Ryoko > Then return back
Kale Ryoko > Kinda like chainsexing
Nooey > LOL
Kale Ryoko > I'd probly be out of ammo by the third though
Kale Ryoko > And need to regen my cap
Leon 026 > damn territorialist pig dog!
Leon 026 > :D
Taes Valkiir > GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM.
Davlos > We will wardec you
Davlos > And drive you out of your system
Davlos > Because we're improving your gameplay.
Gigi Kent > yeah
Gigi Kent > but
Gigi Kent > youre mining in a rokh
The Stampede > would you be caught doing anything else in a rokh?
Gigi Kent > touche.
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