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Gretau Ophidius > got that from the "bondage woman", at least that's what we call her
Teela Belwynn > oh you do do you?
Gretau Ophidius > some people sell roses in bars.. but one night a woman came in with a table full of bondage and discipline gear
Rhumble > *raises eyes*
Celeb'loki > lol
Ggrimreaper > different
Rhumble > *remembers not to be surprised*
Gretau Ophidius > she came up behind me and used the paddle on me.. stroke stroke stroke.. SMACK!
Gretau Ophidius > and I said I GOTTA HAVE THAT!
Celeb'loki > lol
Rhumble > but not in public mum :(
Gretau Ophidius > a friend who was with me kept hitting on her, she wasn't interested, but that wasn't stopping him
Gretau Ophidius > so she asked him to buy her a drink.. then handcuffed him to the bar :)
Gretau Ophidius > putting him out of commission for a while
Teela Belwynn > heheh
Gretau Ophidius > she finally let him go when he was about to wet himself
Celeb'loki > rofl
Ggrimreaper > creul but bloody funny
Gretau Ophidius > was a fun night :)
Leo > i need to get me a mkV with bigass expanders
Seras Martagne > That's the first time I've ever heard someone expressing a desire to expand their bigass
Twista55 > i need to find an approriate channel to demonstrate turret's syndromes
<Bibi`ouF> LOL TITANS
<Bibi`ouF> WE VE GOT TAUREN WARRIORS IN WOW
stainage > jenina u no hu i am?
Jenina Hawke > Not really :)
Jenina Hawke > I can tell you are not a Lau alt :)
stainage > let me introduce myself
stainage > im the guy hus gona pod u outa the game
Jenina Hawke > Oh
Jenina Hawke > Maybe you should learn to spell first?
stainage > now get ur skinny lil arse outa the system
Jenina Hawke > Threats sounds better when readable
Jenina Hawke > LOL-LOL-LOL
Kretan > lol
Jenina Hawke > If sitting in station and talking big was going to get me out... then I think I would be gone a while back :D
Laucian Nalo > hmm
Hornster > wow - only been in 5 mins and the smack alrede started :P welcome to the show i guess :)
stainage > CUM AND AV A GO IF U THINK UR ARD ENOUGH :p
Terry Nova > Something I've been wondering...do skill timers still count down if you're offline?
TheKnife > yes
TheKnife > Otherwise it would suck
Terry Nova > I didn't think they would...
Terry Nova > Hmm...
MrShooter > they do
Terry Nova > Well that's kickass! I can actually exit EVE now!
MrShooter > wtf
MrShooter > you mean
MrShooter > you have been online
MrShooter > 23/7
MrShooter > to train skills?
Terry Nova > For five days. Yes sir.
MrShooter > 0_0
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > A dentist with a 425mm Tech II autocannon would be pretty effective.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > APPLY NANOCANE TO GUMS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > BOOM
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > TOOTH EXTRACTION OP SUCCESS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > So much easier to remove a tooth when you simply remove the whole head first. Easier to get to it.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > /emote has revolutionized dental care
Jenina Hawke > Yeah, and my dad should be glad ET and nync are better at getting me up in the morning than he ever was.
Xusutu > darn, maybe i should do some quests now
Xusutu > errr, missions
astearon > Hehe you mean spy ?
Draconus Dunkelzahn > Spy is such an ugly word, I prefer creative liberator of foregn information and materials!
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