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Red Neilsen > like when the drone regions opened up
Anjin Sahn > That's when the price of high ends plummeted
Anjin Sahn > Even though drone space is the absolute arse end of eve
Red Neilsen > it was real sucky
Red Neilsen > no bounties, no officer spawns that I ever saw crap
Anjin Sahn > And did you notice that it smelt. The smell out there was worse than on the bridge of a caldari battleship.
Anjin Sahn > And that's saying something
Red Neilsen > nearly as bad as a amarr slaver which is 5 times better than the gal ships
Anjin Sahn > Oh the gallente ships all whiff of garlic, onions and cheese
Anjin Sahn > And have a special button on the command console that raises a white flag
Spartan Colonol > was that a rat!?
Lee Janssen > Was that a bird?
Lee Janssen > Was it a plane?
Lee Janssen > NO!
Lee Janssen > IT WAS, SUPERSHROOOM!
Spartan Colonol > a rat at the gate... in 0.5 :S
Lee Janssen > Yea, so?
Spartan Colonol > hehem fail
Shalazan > Have you heard?
Lee Janssen > Yes, have you?
Controller Vrelk > but, i thought everyone had heard......
Lee Janssen > Appearently not.
Lee Janssen > But it was yes, my understanting that everyone, HAD HEARD!
Controller Vrelk > you havent heard about the bird?
Shalazan > THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD!
Lee Janssen > A Bap bap-bird bird bird, Bir-bird's the word!
Shalazan > SUUFFFIINNN BIRRdsaldjhflakjlfhkjfhakfhbkalhfahfashfasfh kjahfkjlas
Shalazan > /emote 's pod falls over
Lee Janssen > A mamm-mamm-maaaa, umma maa maa
Lee Janssen > Umma maa maa!
Shalazan > Lee, Can you call 911 for me?
Lee Janssen > I DONT KNOW
Lee Janssen > WHAT'S THE NUMBER MAN?
Lee Janssen > Wuick!
Shalazan > ummm
Lee Janssen > QUICK!
Shalazan > idk
Lee Janssen > DAmn it!
Shalazan > you were suppost to rmember!
Lee Janssen > I know,
Lee Janssen > I totally forgot!
Count Basie > I am really starting to regret having vent on speaker
Count Basie > once you sent the phrase 'masturbational circumference' out the window and onto the city streets, all bets are off
Rico Naginata > FU
Rico Naginata > the local thugs love me
Node Crash > Well it ain't for your charming personality, so I'll assume you bend over easily.
Dantes Wolf > anyone ever gave some thought to our neighbouring system?
Dantes Wolf > imo, the guys at CCP gets what they need lol
Dantes Wolf > L-1hkr
Dantes Wolf > Lone Hooker
Dantes Wolf > lol
Dantes Wolf > the constellation looks like a dick too xD
BorisHotch > you know the miners from chile?
Canonteign > the 30-odd guys stuck 750m undeground?
BorisHotch > yep
Canonteign > they should just shout "we've found oil" and BP will have them out of there tomorrow
<Greme> Tempest loves everyone really
<%DJ-Elo> no
<Greme> he's like a big fluffy bunny encased in a suit of pure hatred
<Faekurias> Stek = steak in swedish btw
<Alienstek> really faek? lol
<Faekurias> Ya it is
<Faekurias> Alien Steak ftw
<Alienstek> it is not meant to mean steak (steve+tekno=stek)
<Faekurias> Well, steak is a lot less gay
<Faekurias> than tekno that is
<Faekurias> dont know how gay this "steve" figure is though
<Alienstek> playing tekno at raves on a 50kw soundsystem dont seems so gay to me but if you think so..
<Faekurias> I'd rather dance slapping steaks all around me than dancing to techno
SmallBrain > I still think bribing CCP is the way to go
Diggertothend > i told you... sending pictures of yourself naked to SoundWave isnt bribery - its stalking
TornSoul > rofl
TornSoul > I woudl call it outright dangerous - I mean.. He might send some back...
Test Ctrl > lol, thrud, nice bio quote
ThrudUK > which one test?
Test Ctrl > [23:21:55] MattyAlin > On average 782.6 ships are lost to porn every day. Don't become a statistic..LOG BEFORE YOU FLOG.
Dracko > lol
ThrudUK > :D
Spike Hammer > that should be a sig
Test Ctrl > im guilty
ThrudUK > multitasking isn't easy
Test Ctrl > yea, windowing from porn to eve is a big turn off sometimes
ThrudUK > It's all about ganking though
Dracko > ya, especially when you alt tab back from some awesome chick to have a thorax staring at you.......
Test Ctrl > and then you lose the magic and youre pissed because you were only HALFWAY DONE
Dracko > lmao
Dracko > and your forearm is sore
ThrudUK > my forearm is sore from work... no porn for me :-(
Test Ctrl > must be a fun job
Dracko > so you change hands to pretend you met someone new
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