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le petomane > we have been sitting out here going through more belts than a buick
Le Sabre > lol nice
Renoa Amarr > they will have to extend dt to replenish the belts
Bob Berg > we've seen more roids than a proctologist
Renoa Amarr > I stoped going to mine he kept getting behind in his work
Renoa Amarr > got a new proctologist now I feel A-hole lot better
Bob Berg > remember to stay loose
EVE System > Channel changed to Baviasi Local Channel
Gabriel Harkonnen > holy fuck
Horatio Starkiller > there's nothing holy about us...
Par'Gellen > "Notify: You have successfully updated your EVE client to Disaster 1.1"
GregH > in RL, if a RL time limit is placed and you are late, what normally happens?
Soft Insanity > youre pregnant
Zorac Amarr > Illy, read Sun Tzu
Illystin De'Vir > I have an autographed copy actually.
Zorac Amarr > umm, autographed by the translator?
Illystin De'Vir > nah, I autographed it myself
<RobSteel> ¬.¬ what are you smoking
<Galazar> alanis morrisette
Azia Burgi > Nakregde Traffic Control is currently offline and unable to process your undocking request. Please try again in a moment.
Azia Burgi > oh shit :(
TVek Logar > hhe
TVek Logar > *hehe
TVek Logar > takes time
Azia Burgi > brb
Azia Burgi > back
TVek Logar > wb
Azia Burgi > ty
TVek Logar > yw :P
Azia Burgi > ffs
Azia Burgi > i can't undock
TVek Logar > takes between 2 and 10 mins for the systems to come online straight from dt
Azia Burgi > hhmpf!
Azia Burgi > FUCKING HELL!!!!
Azia Burgi > LET ME UNDOCK!!!!
TVek Logar > lol, it takes time :P
Azia Burgi > /emote gnaws her keyboard in fustration
Azia Burgi > i have roids i want to mine!!!!
TVek Logar > /emote undocks
Azia Burgi > bastard >:(
TVek Logar > /emote grins *
Azia Burgi > /emote trhows things in tvek's dicrection
TVek Logar > /emote takes the large piles of isk. * Cheers!
Azia Burgi > GAH!
Azia Burgi > SCUM!
TVek Logar > /emote adds 1mils worth of rat bounties to the wallet
Azia Burgi > i hope you choke on pod goop
Azia Burgi > >:(
Crying Reaper > /emote is getting bored of haveing his tracking disrupted by the blood raiders
Max Payne > lol for a moment I read "the blond raiders"
Crying Reaper > lol
Max Payne > which of course can be taken as people who raid blondes and people who are blond and raid...
DreamAbyss > but... would it be a horrible thing to have your "tracking" disrupted by blonde raiders?
Otherwise > I raid blondes every now and then
Otherwise > with blasters even.
Max Payne > lol
DreamAbyss > lol
Max Payne > brunetes are way more fun to raide
Otherwise > hum ...
Otherwise > depends if brunettes are in season.
Max Payne > oh come on , they always are
Otherwise > scarce in this area ... I'm raiding blondes more often than brunettes
Max Payne > I'd have a brunette every day and 2 on sundays vs a blonde
Otherwise > maybe they'll change that in the next patch
Otherwise > BUFF BLONDES !
Max Payne > no offense to blonde players but ... brunettes just kick ass
DreamAbyss > blondes have more fun but brunettes remember it the next day :)
Sanka Cofie > i'd like to study your case...if you know what i'm talking about.
Sanka Cofie > and i think you know...
Tityana > lol
Sanka Cofie > what i'm talking about...
Tityana > shit
Sanka Cofie > i'm talking about doing you in the bum
Tityana > stressful then
Tityana > stfu nick u homo
Sanka Cofie > ok not the bum. but atleast grabbing a handful.
TreXXON Junior > yup but i needed to play eve so i started another account
Sanka Cofie > i'm rude. women find that attractive.
Tityana > lol
TreXXON Junior > well when you fall into a heap of money you got to spend it somewhere
TreXXON Junior > i have not haad to work in 2 months
Sanka Cofie > i'd like that. the world cup is in 37 days and i'm damned temped to take the month of June off.
Sanka Cofie > send me some money.
Sanka Cofie > $2000.00 ought to do me.
TreXXON Junior > so you can buy a ticket to england to get titys bum right
Itachi XIII > sounds like a worthwhile cause tbh
Itachi XIII > on the other hand ofc ud encourage stalking >_>
Sanka Cofie > no no. just so I can sit home and watch the games on my HDTV instead of letting the damned thing go to waste... seeing as its the only sport I watch.
Sanka Cofie > and of course... afford eVe... and y'know.... food.
Sanka Cofie > I place a high premium on food.
Itachi XIII > the basics of life, food and eve
Itachi XIII > fair enough
Sanka Cofie > and titys bum.
Sanka Cofie > we need to recruit a nice girl with excellent boobs and name her character bumyana. that way we can talk about titties bum and bums titties.
Sanka Cofie > and of course... my dashing good looks.
Itachi XIII > loool
Sanka Cofie > so.... do you think ramming in a thorax would be an acceptable way to keep someone from warping... and how long do you think it work against a frigate.
Sanka Cofie > w/o a MWD equipped. think I could do it?
Tityana > lmao
Itachi XIII > less talk about game stuff and more talk about bums :F
Sanka Cofie > indeed.
Machette Bass > what is the next best ship up from the impairor?
Gerrosh > everything is better :)
Gerrosh > do the career missions, u'll get ships for free
Gerrosh > hit f12
Machette Bass > im doing the mole hill mission now
Lucian Lemuel > do the lilitary career agent and you get a free executioner, stick an ab on it and its fine for most l1 missions
(...)
Gerrosh > aye, a tormentor, a sigil, a executioner and a punisher, if u do all 3 arcs
Miner 1457 > thats 2 sigils
Gerrosh > even better then :)
Ollodem > 2 sigils arent THAT much better than one sigil in fact ^^
Gerrosh > u still can sell or reprocess one of it...
Ollodem > hm, okay yes, but thats not nice towards the agent... ^^
Gerrosh > don't tell him ;)
(...)
Ollodem > but imagine if he comes over for a dinner or what and then he goes like: 'Ah i just thaught about that Sigil i gave you back in the days, how is she, by the way?'
Ollodem > That would be awkward
Lucian Lemuel > point her to your other sigil, they all look the same
Gerrosh > no, u could show the other one, he will never notice ^^
Lucian Lemuel > just keep the number plates
Ollodem > good point
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