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#4996 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

skintsaint > 2006.10.18 03:31 Training of your penis to 5 inches has been completed.
Dravious > hehe
Nevermore > congrats!
Syath > thats ridiculous
Xanion > i got lvl8
skintsaint > took me 28 years for that skill
Nevermore > LOL
Syath > i got advanced penis elongation to lvl 5
Xanion > and each years it getting tiny?
StrykerSG > I think someone has implants :P
Syath > i can use tech II condoms
Xanion > i use t2 women
phalcoon > the glow in the dark ones?
skintsaint > t2 condoms come with free bubble?
phalcoon > no free bubble gum, you know like in baseball cards
LowScan > t2 condoms prevent roids

#6452 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

Ilfar > Why is my agent obsessed with Cattle?
Gorack > maybe he's from new zealand?

#3706 + ( 3 ) -inappropriate?

IHaveTenFingers > you must need spaceshit command for minmatar stuff

#12371 + ( 7 ) -inappropriate?

Rhamnousia > link is just often misunderstood.
Rhamnousia > his words, not mine.
DrJ Zoidberg > I guess link is just grumpy well beyond his age then.
Mesh Marillion > well other people get grumpy when they get old, link got grumpy when he was born
NeVeR C0nvICTed > link wasn't born he was issued

#3807 + ( 8 ) -inappropriate?

Ami Seneschal > So this baby seal walks into a club...

#9713 + ( 13 ) -inappropriate?

Yumiko Shaku > Im off to study for a test.
Yumiko Shaku > A pregnancy test.

#10776 + ( 3 ) -inappropriate?

jih chop > neut in crow coming to BKG
jih chop > 8-4 gate
jih chop > he actually tried for smitty with 10 of us in system
jih chop > suddenly looked up and 9 BS warped in on top of him
Murph Dog > he would have warped sooner but he was shovelling the crap out of his pants
Murph Dog > with both hands

#1365 + ( 9 ) -inappropriate?

<Delfina> a formidable and scary Amarr Shuttle.... FE0R! engines blazing and armor glistening, it ROARED AT HIM! but mim remained steadfast, his fingers shook, his knuckels turned white, but he gripped his stick and pounded away again and again he thrust at his enemy, that FE0RSOME shuttle, until it finally were no more it collapsed underneath him, weak and submissive
<Rogue01> sounds like pr0n
<mim|BIG> it was both
<mim|BIG> im kinky

#2570 + ( 19 ) -inappropriate?

Trey Azagthoth > and now for my next trick
Trey Azagthoth > I shall pull a rabbit out of this empty hat!
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazaam
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazoo
Itachi XIII > whats a rabbit doing under that table?
Ellisa Annasan > dont say rabbit in here
Trey Azagthoth > quiet mortal
Itachi XIII > why is there a hole in the hat?
Trey Azagthoth > eh Elli?
Ellisa Annasan > lol nm....
Trey Azagthoth > you see nothing Itachi!
Itachi XIII > i see all!
Trey Azagthoth > sleep SLEEP
Itachi XIII > zzzZZzzZZz
Trey Azagthoth > and now
Trey Azagthoth > my next trick
Trey Azagthoth > I shall make good Itachi disappear!
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazaam
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazoo!
EVE System > Itachi XIII was kicked from the channel by Trey Azagthoth., Effective until 2006.01.03 16:52:54.

#1358 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

Hefaistoss > any hostiles around ?
Sleyha > just my gf
Steel Rat > your gf is hostile?
Hefaistoss > ouch take care on jumping :))
Sleyha > oh yeah
Steel Rat > do you have to web and scramble her to use your big gun on her? :)
Sleyha > gonna have to use the projectile this time
cordy > lol goooo steel :p
Steel Rat > :)
KSUDruid > use them target painters?
cordy > only if you cant shoot straight :p
Sleyha > I might finish up with a webbing and a scramble though... nahh her ass is big enough already druid
Steel Rat > lol
KSUDruid > lol
Sleyha > heh