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Tiberius Wenchel > The old genetics textbook I have says babies are made by a little man in the sperm called a homonculus.
Tiberius Wenchel > It has a picture. There's a splash page of a giant sperm with a scary little man riding inside it like a spaceship.
Mizhara Del'thul > ... Stewie Griffin?
Stitcher > the mental image of an army of stewie griffins shooting out of my cock is going to give me nightmares tonight
Stitcher > although the sheer surreality of that sentence does mitigate things somewhat
MadDog1 Fapsulers lamest name I've seen. Conjures up images of guys with one hand down their pants and one hand on the mouse playing eve.
Bakuhz > you have pants on? while playing eve?
Escador > MEP3ABEC > you will die
MEP3ABEC > and all your corpmates too
Cartiff > lol
Gazmus > LOL
Alphamarine > lol who is that
Escador > raids corp
* Bujie runs and hides under the bed...*shivers*
Alphamarine > dunno who they are lol
NateX > Rofel
NateX > are he still in u-q?
NateX > no, 36n
Tolin Dorden > so... we're supposed to be ... afraid now as well?
Tolin Dorden > and here was me hoping I'd only have to deal with my hangovers
reaperjac > we are in a nap
reaperjac > nap
BrotherDeath > bullshit!
Attrezzo Pox > lmao
B SPEARS > dirt nap lol
Blindscythe > odd that for a space game, the space bar does nothing!
Avy Montrovant > Will trade slightly used wife for HULK ... please convo me
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Avy Montrovant > PLEASE PLEASE keep an eye out for me ... any legit HULKS for sale ... send me an eve mail and i'll pay as soon as i wake up in the morning .... I have to take my slightly used wife to bed now .... night all

Kage Getsu > you know why so many people who play EVE play EVE drunk?
Kage Getsu > because they mine
marcelles > lmao
* Sid Weaver gets some vodka
Eollyn > i mine, and am sober... am also enjoying STE while the mining goes on
Kage Getsu > I know I'd be a heavy drinker if I worked a day job to pay an icelandic company to work in space during my free time
Edgard Clochard > Seems like it's not possible to find sweat pants / thermal underwear with attatched socks.
Seth Allasatre > dude. no man should wear something with built in footies.
Edgard Clochard > -_-
Edgard Clochard > If you were me, you would.
Seth Allasatre > we're revoking your man card.
Edgard Clochard > Half the time when I wake up in the morning my socks are gone and my pants are halfway up to my knees.
Seth Allasatre > I sleep naked.
Seth Allasatre > :D
syphurous > /emote blocks channel
Seth Allasatre > lol
syphurous > OMGRAWR ?
syphurous > /emote opens browser
Edgard Clochard > -_-
Edgard Clochard > Please don't omgrawr this.
Edgard Clochard > It's not worthy.
Commander D1ck4 Hakaari > in 100 years eve will be so real we wouldnt know what to do anymore
jih chop > instead of playing eve to dream of the future, we'll play Sims to remember the past
lilbc > if life escrows you 1 unit of lemon, build lemonlaide, if a noob have 1 unit of sprite, gank him and build 1 unit of margarita. i have a bpo ;)
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