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Haffrage > sometimes they'd spring it on the alliance
Haffrage > "guys everyone x up hostile fleet on xxxyyy gate"
Haffrage > everyone joins
Haffrage > "Hey why are these freighters here?" "SURPRISE!"
Haffrage > "Now you're 20 jumps from home in battleships and we're not turning around for 3 hours!"
Grarr Dexx > hahaha oh lol
Helsir Qyrdun > That helps morale :D

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Gaven Darklighter > dammit he's jumping systems faster than an intergalactic kangaroo

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Damien Arcuri > doesn't matter if you get no bounties and no good drone compounds. there are no BS in wildcat
Max Payne > only cougars?

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<JoatOrion> Having seen NK in here and listening to his (we can only assume he's male and not some amphorous mutant globule) ranting we can safely assume that a) it's too early in the day for NK to be out of bed b) he sleeps alone and c) since his right hand pretends to fall asleep and will have nothing to do with him that NK has taken to sodomising poor defenseless pillows.

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Novus Morningstar > Where should I go for jobs after the tutorial?
jimbojonesowns > mc donalds

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JimmyRay>to the breadshop!
Jocke> and beyond!

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Mumdizzle: were starting semester 2 CCNA next week
DeepBass2k5: oh yay
Mumdizzle: all subnetting
DeepBass2k5: oh fuck

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Gavinex9 > i need an oven inside my desk.
Gavinex9 > and a deep freezer by my computer.
Gavinex9 > Then i can make pizza while mining
Herculite > I'd settle for a hot secretary under it
Gavinex9 > can she make pizza?

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Urpie Ishasit > a care-o-meter that indicates a value less than 100 % is like a division by zero

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Lexx Phoebus > there was semen found in the victem's mouth
Fortune Mitford > The truth
Fortune Mitford > is always
Fortune Mitford > Hard to Swallow

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