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<sweet> DUDE
<sweet> what does mine say?
<dude> :/
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<sweet> DUDE
<sweet> what does mine say?
<dude> :/
jamesw > fuck this is boring
jamesw > i shoulda brought my mic
ZUDD > make your own
ZUDD > get like a tuna can
ZUDD > and something to hold it up[
ZUDD > then get the wires from an old speaker
ZUDD > hack them off
ZUDD > then take the tuna can
ZUDD > shove it up your ass
ZUDD > and grab onto the wires while they are plugged in and stick them to your scrotum
ZUDD > we should be able to hear that
Vmir Gallahasen > Zudd .... I'm at a complete loss of words @.@
Vmir Gallahasen > ...
ZUDD > :/
Vmir Gallahasen > You are a genius :D
Vmir Gallahasen > /emote goes to get a tuna can
ZUDD > holy shit i think i just heard altai
jamesw > i shoulda brought my mic
ZUDD > make your own
ZUDD > get like a tuna can
ZUDD > and something to hold it up[
ZUDD > then get the wires from an old speaker
ZUDD > hack them off
ZUDD > then take the tuna can
ZUDD > shove it up your ass
ZUDD > and grab onto the wires while they are plugged in and stick them to your scrotum
ZUDD > we should be able to hear that
Vmir Gallahasen > Zudd .... I'm at a complete loss of words @.@
Vmir Gallahasen > ...
ZUDD > :/
Vmir Gallahasen > You are a genius :D
Vmir Gallahasen > /emote goes to get a tuna can
ZUDD > holy shit i think i just heard altai
Nakedandfearless > who's naked right now?
Ocara Nezus > /emote waves
Nakedandfearless > yeah! that's what i'm talking about
Nakedandfearless > 18 more people showed up in chat when i said naked....
Ocara Nezus > Welcome to Deklien
Ocara Nezus > Our space gets invaded.. no one comes... nakedness is mentioned.. WHAM, the whole alliance turns up
Ocara Nezus > /emote waves
Nakedandfearless > yeah! that's what i'm talking about
Nakedandfearless > 18 more people showed up in chat when i said naked....
Ocara Nezus > Welcome to Deklien
Ocara Nezus > Our space gets invaded.. no one comes... nakedness is mentioned.. WHAM, the whole alliance turns up
Shotgun X > I AM THE GREATIST DICK TATER EVER :V
Aduna > Shotgun X > I AM THE GREATIST DICK TASTER EVER :V
Zaalin Wraith > lol
Aduna > fixed
Aduna > Shotgun X > I AM THE GREATIST DICK TASTER EVER :V
Zaalin Wraith > lol
Aduna > fixed
Kessie Girl > yarr altz
Doormann > pirate ?
Sky Hunter > To The alt mobile!
Doormann > pirate ?
Sky Hunter > To The alt mobile!
Korinne > basically I said, "I guess I've put men in the same category as horses at this point. Would I do it? Prolly, but only so I can feel really really dirty afterwards."
Korinne > it wasn't even off topic but it stopped the chat dead
Carmilla D'Morenta > I think the horse bit.... might throw a few people who don't know you as we do
Korinne > just saying, thats a career choice in tiajuana
Eric Lancier > if only i was pretty enough
Korinne > it wasn't even off topic but it stopped the chat dead
Carmilla D'Morenta > I think the horse bit.... might throw a few people who don't know you as we do
Korinne > just saying, thats a career choice in tiajuana
Eric Lancier > if only i was pretty enough
Herschel Yamamoto > so i'm looking at our killboard, and seeing 22:0 versus United Pod Service this afternoon
Herschel Yamamoto > would it be fair to say that we sent UPS packing?
Herschel Yamamoto > would it be fair to say that we sent UPS packing?
Tiberious Thessalonia > How is everyone else?
Valerie Valate > Out-standing!
Tiberious Thessalonia > You seem in a good mood today, Valerie.
Literia > I am weill thank you Tiberious
Valerie Valate > I am filled with the eternal JOY that comes from embracing God's love.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yes, but you are not usually so... energized about it.
Valerie Valate > unlike the wretched souls of sinners such as doll-minions of unbelievers, who are shunned. SHUN!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ah.
Valerie Valate > shun them! sssshhhhhhuuuuuunnnn
Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I make it a point to not truely shun anyone.
Valerie Valate > Incredible!
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods very, very slowly.
Valerie Valate > superb!
Valerie Valate > beware the dolls, they are the spreader of untruths.
Valerie Valate > but the Book of Redemption says All!
Tiberious Thessalonia > wait, who are these dolls again?
Valerie Valate > the Cat of Righteousness shall be placed amongst the Pigeons of Heresy
Graelyn > /emote sighs
Graelyn > The dolls again.
Valerie Valate > and they shall be scattered!
Valerie Valate > Many things will come to Pass!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Water shall run! Wind shall blow!
Tiberious Thessalonia > See? I could get into this.
Graelyn > Someone made a series of novelty plushie dolls a while back, based on my person.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ahhh, I see
Graelyn > They have somehow become a point of interest to Sani Sabik prophetical groups.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I've only ever heard Valerie mention them
Graelyn > To my utter bafflement.
Valerie Valate > the unbelievers have grown fat on the Bread of Lies, baked from the Flour of Heresy, milled by the Unholy Rumour Mill, from the grain of Truth.
Valerie Valate > but Man cannot live on bread alone
Valerie Valate > Cast out the Bread of Lies, it is fit only for the Pigeons of Heresy, which are destroyed by the Cat of Truth
Tiberious Thessalonia > Wait, is Truth a cat or a grain?
Ashar KorAzor > What.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Your theology is absolutely baffling to me, Valerie.
Valerie Valate > Truth comes in many forms, dear Tiberious
Tiberious Thessalonia > Abbess, how are you?
Ashar KorAzor > Confused.
Ashar KorAzor > You?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Much the same. *chuckles*
Tiberious Thessalonia > Its best to let it continue.
Valerie Valate > The Rumour Mill, is a contraption of the Deceiver!
Valerie Valate > Molok was the first! to take the grain of truth, and form it into the bread of lies. The Yeast of Lust.
Valerie Valate > do not trust the yeast of lust, for it is unrighteous
Graelyn > /emote falls down
Ashar KorAzor > /emote stares.
Literia > /emote blinks
Valerie Valate > A cake of blasphemy, it is a pretty thing, but results in fatness of the soul
Tiberious Thessalonia > I take it you haven't met Valerie, Abbess?
Ashar KorAzor > Darlin', you drunk?
Ashar KorAzor > Drunk on corn liquor maybe?
Ashar KorAzor > I've met her.
Ashar KorAzor > Last time I talked to her, she didn't have the alcoholism, though.
JiaLei Lian > Wouldn't an empty soul be a bad thing?
Valerie Valate > And when the Cake of Blasphemy is introduced to the Spork of Divine purpose, what then? The inner unrighteousness is revealed to all!
Graelyn > /emote is unable to stand
Valerie Valate > and it crumbles!
Graelyn > *Audio is unavilible*
Ashar KorAzor > Fucksake
Ashar KorAzor > The baking metaphors.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh god, God preserve me.
Ashar KorAzor > You'll do me an injury.
Valerie Valate > the Cake of Blasphemy crumbles because it is a terrible cake that only makes you fat and unhappy
Literia > But, I like cake
Ashar KorAzor > Are you busking? Is this Blooder stand-up?
Ashar KorAzor > Is there a hat I can toss some money into?
Valerie Valate > cast out the cake of blasphemy, and consume the cake of righteousness
Valerie Valate > that fills the soul with Divine Purpose!
Ashar KorAzor > The cake of righteousness she offers is false!
Ashar KorAzor > It is urinal cake.
Valerie Valate > Lies!
Ashar KorAzor > TRUTH.
Valerie Valate > Lies and slander by an agent of the Heretics!
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE THE HERETIC, HERETIC.
Valerie Valate > for I have seen the inflatable buildings of the Theology Council
Ashar KorAzor > I am both pure and true.
Ashar KorAzor > What?
Graelyn > /emote appears again, red-faced
Ashar KorAzor > Some old priest's blow-up doll isn't a building.
Valerie Valate > This penalty was incurred for destroying Amarr Empire's Blood Raider Chapel in G-TT5V
Valerie Valate > the Pin of Faith bursts the Balloon of Blasphemy
Ashar KorAzor > What was so special about that chapel? We've destroyed all kinds of damn chapels.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote sits back, looking quite amused.
Ashar KorAzor > Anyway, you can't bake.
Ashar KorAzor > I bet your cakes taste like drop.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I demand a bakeoff.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Whoever wins can save my soul.
Ashar KorAzor > I don't trust her and her blood-pudding.
Literia > Devil's food cake?
Nikita Alterana > /emote laughs
Nikita Alterana > So what sort of cake is my cake then? Angel food cake? that sounds vaguely holy.
Ashar KorAzor > Also you and I should talk teas later, when there's not people offering urinal cake.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods his head.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake, heretic.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake is a lie.
Valerie Valate > Blood sausage, do not make me laugh
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about this.
Valerie Valate > such lies are spread by the Theology council
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about your blood-sausage urinal cake.
Ashar KorAzor > Take your disturbing food-fetishes elsewhere.
Tiberious Thessalonia > You know, this discussion -had- been making me hungry, until now.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yuck.
Valerie Valate > Lies! to oppress and be generally not very nice in unspecified at the moment ways
Ashar KorAzor > And then, the temptation was ended.
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE not nice in SPECIFIED ways.
Valerie Valate > I am the model of divine purpose
Valerie Valate > Consider the mushroom.
Valerie Valate > grown in the Darkness, it is pretty nasty, and turns everything manky. Such is heresy.
Graelyn > You've been eating the wrong mushrooms.
Graelyn > Which might also explain other things, now that I think of it......
Valerie Valate > whereas the Flower of Righteousness grows in the Light of Faith and is pretty and smells good and is generally nice.
Valerie Valate > Through such metaphors, God reveals his plan to the True Believers.
Valerie Valate > Therefore, Tiberious, reject the sandwich of blasphemy, and consume the sandwich of righteousness.
Valerie Valate > Out-standing!
Tiberious Thessalonia > You seem in a good mood today, Valerie.
Literia > I am weill thank you Tiberious
Valerie Valate > I am filled with the eternal JOY that comes from embracing God's love.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yes, but you are not usually so... energized about it.
Valerie Valate > unlike the wretched souls of sinners such as doll-minions of unbelievers, who are shunned. SHUN!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ah.
Valerie Valate > shun them! sssshhhhhhuuuuuunnnn
Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I make it a point to not truely shun anyone.
Valerie Valate > Incredible!
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods very, very slowly.
Valerie Valate > superb!
Valerie Valate > beware the dolls, they are the spreader of untruths.
Valerie Valate > but the Book of Redemption says All!
Tiberious Thessalonia > wait, who are these dolls again?
Valerie Valate > the Cat of Righteousness shall be placed amongst the Pigeons of Heresy
Graelyn > /emote sighs
Graelyn > The dolls again.
Valerie Valate > and they shall be scattered!
Valerie Valate > Many things will come to Pass!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Water shall run! Wind shall blow!
Tiberious Thessalonia > See? I could get into this.
Graelyn > Someone made a series of novelty plushie dolls a while back, based on my person.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ahhh, I see
Graelyn > They have somehow become a point of interest to Sani Sabik prophetical groups.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I've only ever heard Valerie mention them
Graelyn > To my utter bafflement.
Valerie Valate > the unbelievers have grown fat on the Bread of Lies, baked from the Flour of Heresy, milled by the Unholy Rumour Mill, from the grain of Truth.
Valerie Valate > but Man cannot live on bread alone
Valerie Valate > Cast out the Bread of Lies, it is fit only for the Pigeons of Heresy, which are destroyed by the Cat of Truth
Tiberious Thessalonia > Wait, is Truth a cat or a grain?
Ashar KorAzor > What.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Your theology is absolutely baffling to me, Valerie.
Valerie Valate > Truth comes in many forms, dear Tiberious
Tiberious Thessalonia > Abbess, how are you?
Ashar KorAzor > Confused.
Ashar KorAzor > You?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Much the same. *chuckles*
Tiberious Thessalonia > Its best to let it continue.
Valerie Valate > The Rumour Mill, is a contraption of the Deceiver!
Valerie Valate > Molok was the first! to take the grain of truth, and form it into the bread of lies. The Yeast of Lust.
Valerie Valate > do not trust the yeast of lust, for it is unrighteous
Graelyn > /emote falls down
Ashar KorAzor > /emote stares.
Literia > /emote blinks
Valerie Valate > A cake of blasphemy, it is a pretty thing, but results in fatness of the soul
Tiberious Thessalonia > I take it you haven't met Valerie, Abbess?
Ashar KorAzor > Darlin', you drunk?
Ashar KorAzor > Drunk on corn liquor maybe?
Ashar KorAzor > I've met her.
Ashar KorAzor > Last time I talked to her, she didn't have the alcoholism, though.
JiaLei Lian > Wouldn't an empty soul be a bad thing?
Valerie Valate > And when the Cake of Blasphemy is introduced to the Spork of Divine purpose, what then? The inner unrighteousness is revealed to all!
Graelyn > /emote is unable to stand
Valerie Valate > and it crumbles!
Graelyn > *Audio is unavilible*
Ashar KorAzor > Fucksake
Ashar KorAzor > The baking metaphors.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh god, God preserve me.
Ashar KorAzor > You'll do me an injury.
Valerie Valate > the Cake of Blasphemy crumbles because it is a terrible cake that only makes you fat and unhappy
Literia > But, I like cake
Ashar KorAzor > Are you busking? Is this Blooder stand-up?
Ashar KorAzor > Is there a hat I can toss some money into?
Valerie Valate > cast out the cake of blasphemy, and consume the cake of righteousness
Valerie Valate > that fills the soul with Divine Purpose!
Ashar KorAzor > The cake of righteousness she offers is false!
Ashar KorAzor > It is urinal cake.
Valerie Valate > Lies!
Ashar KorAzor > TRUTH.
Valerie Valate > Lies and slander by an agent of the Heretics!
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE THE HERETIC, HERETIC.
Valerie Valate > for I have seen the inflatable buildings of the Theology Council
Ashar KorAzor > I am both pure and true.
Ashar KorAzor > What?
Graelyn > /emote appears again, red-faced
Ashar KorAzor > Some old priest's blow-up doll isn't a building.
Valerie Valate > This penalty was incurred for destroying Amarr Empire's Blood Raider Chapel in G-TT5V
Valerie Valate > the Pin of Faith bursts the Balloon of Blasphemy
Ashar KorAzor > What was so special about that chapel? We've destroyed all kinds of damn chapels.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote sits back, looking quite amused.
Ashar KorAzor > Anyway, you can't bake.
Ashar KorAzor > I bet your cakes taste like drop.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I demand a bakeoff.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Whoever wins can save my soul.
Ashar KorAzor > I don't trust her and her blood-pudding.
Literia > Devil's food cake?
Nikita Alterana > /emote laughs
Nikita Alterana > So what sort of cake is my cake then? Angel food cake? that sounds vaguely holy.
Ashar KorAzor > Also you and I should talk teas later, when there's not people offering urinal cake.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods his head.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake, heretic.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake is a lie.
Valerie Valate > Blood sausage, do not make me laugh
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about this.
Valerie Valate > such lies are spread by the Theology council
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about your blood-sausage urinal cake.
Ashar KorAzor > Take your disturbing food-fetishes elsewhere.
Tiberious Thessalonia > You know, this discussion -had- been making me hungry, until now.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yuck.
Valerie Valate > Lies! to oppress and be generally not very nice in unspecified at the moment ways
Ashar KorAzor > And then, the temptation was ended.
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE not nice in SPECIFIED ways.
Valerie Valate > I am the model of divine purpose
Valerie Valate > Consider the mushroom.
Valerie Valate > grown in the Darkness, it is pretty nasty, and turns everything manky. Such is heresy.
Graelyn > You've been eating the wrong mushrooms.
Graelyn > Which might also explain other things, now that I think of it......
Valerie Valate > whereas the Flower of Righteousness grows in the Light of Faith and is pretty and smells good and is generally nice.
Valerie Valate > Through such metaphors, God reveals his plan to the True Believers.
Valerie Valate > Therefore, Tiberious, reject the sandwich of blasphemy, and consume the sandwich of righteousness.
Aiyeeta Beaver > _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Tigresh > whiskey...now there is a drink!
Aiyeeta Beaver > guess a letter!!!
Tigresh > A
TAYKARRAH > sorry Tay dont turn letters in teal!
Aiyeeta Beaver > _ A _ _ A _ _ _ _ _ _ A _ _ _ A _ A _ _ A _ _
Tigresh > N
TAYKARRAH > spot wants to by a vvowel...o
Aiyeeta Beaver > _ A _ N A _ _ _ _ _ _ A _ N _ A N A _ _ A N _
Aiyeeta Beaver > _ A _ N A _ _ _ O _ _ A _ N _ A N A _ _ A N _
Kejimura Angel > wtf
Aiyeeta Beaver > 5 words....
TAYKARRAH > spot said if its not bomb canad...beaver you in trouble
Ashis > I'll buy an E.
Aiyeeta Beaver > I'm sorry, no E...
TAYKARRAH > c
Aiyeeta Beaver > _ A _ N A _ _ _ O _ _ A _ N C A N A _ _ A N _
Tigresh > D
Aiyeeta Beaver > D A _ N A _ _ _ O _ D A _ N C A N A D _ A N _
Kejimura Angel > M
Lorn Dranton > S
Aiyeeta Beaver > DAMN A _ _ _ O _ DAMN C A N A D _ A N S
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....
Kejimura Angel > did u fuck up?
Aiyeeta Beaver > no....
Tigresh > L
Anium > I'll buy a "Anyone who thinks the plural of Lego is Leggos isnt entitled to an opinion" for $400. :)
Aiyeeta Beaver > I'm sitting wondering why no one's solved the puzzle
Aiyeeta Beaver > alright anium, but you gotta send the $400 upfront ^.^
Tigresh > what puzzle?
Lorn Dranton > we wanted to keep you busy
Lorn Dranton > oO
Aiyeeta Beaver > DAMN ALL _ O _ DAMN CANAD_ANS
Ashis > humm.. this is a tough one..
Aiyeeta Beaver > erm.... _O_
Aiyeeta Beaver > o/
Ashis > I'd like to buy a Y
Lorn Dranton > HAHA
Aiyeeta Beaver > DAMN ALL YO_ DAMN CANAD_ANS
Kejimura Angel > damn all you damn canadians!
Ashis > humm..
TAYKARRAH > DAMN ALL YOU DAMN CANADIANS
Aiyeeta Beaver > KEJI SAID IT!!!
Kejimura Angel > woot
Aiyeeta Beaver > not me!!!
Lorn Dranton > damn all you damn bananains?
Ashis > genius!
Aiyeeta Beaver > blame him!!!!
Kejimura Angel > I win at life
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....well that ate up a lot more time than I gave it credit for...
Lorn Dranton > haha
Tigresh > whiskey...now there is a drink!
Aiyeeta Beaver > guess a letter!!!
Tigresh > A
TAYKARRAH > sorry Tay dont turn letters in teal!
Aiyeeta Beaver > _ A _ _ A _ _ _ _ _ _ A _ _ _ A _ A _ _ A _ _
Tigresh > N
TAYKARRAH > spot wants to by a vvowel...o
Aiyeeta Beaver > _ A _ N A _ _ _ _ _ _ A _ N _ A N A _ _ A N _
Aiyeeta Beaver > _ A _ N A _ _ _ O _ _ A _ N _ A N A _ _ A N _
Kejimura Angel > wtf
Aiyeeta Beaver > 5 words....
TAYKARRAH > spot said if its not bomb canad...beaver you in trouble
Ashis > I'll buy an E.
Aiyeeta Beaver > I'm sorry, no E...
TAYKARRAH > c
Aiyeeta Beaver > _ A _ N A _ _ _ O _ _ A _ N C A N A _ _ A N _
Tigresh > D
Aiyeeta Beaver > D A _ N A _ _ _ O _ D A _ N C A N A D _ A N _
Kejimura Angel > M
Lorn Dranton > S
Aiyeeta Beaver > DAMN A _ _ _ O _ DAMN C A N A D _ A N S
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....
Kejimura Angel > did u fuck up?
Aiyeeta Beaver > no....
Tigresh > L
Anium > I'll buy a "Anyone who thinks the plural of Lego is Leggos isnt entitled to an opinion" for $400. :)
Aiyeeta Beaver > I'm sitting wondering why no one's solved the puzzle
Aiyeeta Beaver > alright anium, but you gotta send the $400 upfront ^.^
Tigresh > what puzzle?
Lorn Dranton > we wanted to keep you busy
Lorn Dranton > oO
Aiyeeta Beaver > DAMN ALL _ O _ DAMN CANAD_ANS
Ashis > humm.. this is a tough one..
Aiyeeta Beaver > erm.... _O_
Aiyeeta Beaver > o/
Ashis > I'd like to buy a Y
Lorn Dranton > HAHA
Aiyeeta Beaver > DAMN ALL YO_ DAMN CANAD_ANS
Kejimura Angel > damn all you damn canadians!
Ashis > humm..
TAYKARRAH > DAMN ALL YOU DAMN CANADIANS
Aiyeeta Beaver > KEJI SAID IT!!!
Kejimura Angel > woot
Aiyeeta Beaver > not me!!!
Lorn Dranton > damn all you damn bananains?
Ashis > genius!
Aiyeeta Beaver > blame him!!!!
Kejimura Angel > I win at life
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....well that ate up a lot more time than I gave it credit for...
Lorn Dranton > haha
DeathGrip > somone have somthing for me to kill
Pilk > /emote looks around for a Stamin.
Gothikia > yeah kill stamin, i wanna hear how he sounds when he screams
DeathGrip > i will kill this stamin bitch and eat his heart for breakfast
Gothikia > you know how to turn me on DG you know that? :D <3
Pilk > /emote looks around for a Stamin.
Gothikia > yeah kill stamin, i wanna hear how he sounds when he screams
DeathGrip > i will kill this stamin bitch and eat his heart for breakfast
Gothikia > you know how to turn me on DG you know that? :D <3