kapten sortebil > afk now, need to enjoy my girlfriend :D
kapten sortebil > bb in 2,5
Lighty > mins or seconds?
Lighty > :P
kapten sortebil > bb in 2,5
Lighty > mins or seconds?
Lighty > :P
Katzumi Thai > Help! its say, you cant warp there becuse natural phenomena is disrupting the warp?
Evil Edna > natural phenomina is preventing me from giving a shit
Evil Edna > natural phenomina is preventing me from giving a shit
Lana Torrin: I just realized its Hil-mar not Him-lar.. That is all.
Sparq: Himmler? What about him?
Lana Torrin: My brain through he got a job running CCP after his success in the SS.
Sponk: Fairly certain that the SS was run more effectively than CCP.
Sparq: Himmler? What about him?
Lana Torrin: My brain through he got a job running CCP after his success in the SS.
Sponk: Fairly certain that the SS was run more effectively than CCP.
<@The_Vince> lol wife home
<@The_Vince> grabs my cc and off again
<@The_Vince> i mean wtf
<@The_Vince> she better bring beer
<@voodoo> or a sexy outfit
<@The_Vince> beer
<@Sprak> he only wants the beer -_-
<@Sprak> beer doesn't want to "talk" after you're finished with it
<@The_Vince> grabs my cc and off again
<@The_Vince> i mean wtf
<@The_Vince> she better bring beer
<@voodoo> or a sexy outfit
<@The_Vince> beer
<@Sprak> he only wants the beer -_-
<@Sprak> beer doesn't want to "talk" after you're finished with it
KSUDruid > i collect megathongs..
KSUDruid > kinda like a corpse...
KSUDruid > uh.. except in real life
KSUDruid > kinda like a corpse...
KSUDruid > uh.. except in real life
Hygelac > Your first solo pvp kill is like the first time you have sex. Messy, Clumsey but fucking good fun :D
Wessel Jeroen > hmm my first solo kill was a frig in me sniping bs (was no fun)
Wessel Jeroen > did have a very nice fight with some guy in a cruiser tho (i was in arma sniping fitted so was close)
Hygelac > lol of course it wasn't, you were using the wrong tool :D That's like using a dildo on your woman. Good results but
you don't feel much yourself :D
Wessel Jeroen > jup :D
fruitloaf > hehe
Hygelac > hmmm ... It's just become clear to me that I need a girlfriend! :/
Wessel Jeroen > hmm my first solo kill was a frig in me sniping bs (was no fun)
Wessel Jeroen > did have a very nice fight with some guy in a cruiser tho (i was in arma sniping fitted so was close)
Hygelac > lol of course it wasn't, you were using the wrong tool :D That's like using a dildo on your woman. Good results but
you don't feel much yourself :D
Wessel Jeroen > jup :D
fruitloaf > hehe
Hygelac > hmmm ... It's just become clear to me that I need a girlfriend! :/
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
Scootaloo CutieCrusade > At somepoint you find your purpose in life. MIne just happened to be spaceships
Kagind > What kind of ship has a tacheon beam laser II ?
Jirid > Kagind - The kind you wouldn't want to meet 250km away from a dark alley
Jirid > Kagind - The kind you wouldn't want to meet 250km away from a dark alley
* Dirk Fallows looks ijn disgust on his current mission
Dirk Fallows > "A special delivery"
Dirk Fallows > special as in "retarded"
Dirk Fallows > "A special delivery"
Dirk Fallows > special as in "retarded"