BorisHotch > you know the miners from chile?
Canonteign > the 30-odd guys stuck 750m undeground?
BorisHotch > yep
Canonteign > they should just shout "we've found oil" and BP will have them out of there tomorrow
Canonteign > the 30-odd guys stuck 750m undeground?
BorisHotch > yep
Canonteign > they should just shout "we've found oil" and BP will have them out of there tomorrow
CEO > I went down on a gal once who farted ...
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
Siren Shiva > /emote waves her magical fairy wand
MellaRinn > /emote turns into a beautiful frog
MellaRinn > erm...
MellaRinn > thanks
Siren Shiva > LOL
MellaRinn > >>webbit<<
MellaRinn > rofl
Yblarbo Janks > /emote licks frog
MellaRinn > /emote purrs like a cat
Yblarbo Janks > what a fucked up frog
MellaRinn > wtf who took my frog voice
MellaRinn > :D
MellaRinn > /emote turns into a beautiful frog
MellaRinn > erm...
MellaRinn > thanks
Siren Shiva > LOL
MellaRinn > >>webbit<<
MellaRinn > rofl
Yblarbo Janks > /emote licks frog
MellaRinn > /emote purrs like a cat
Yblarbo Janks > what a fucked up frog
MellaRinn > wtf who took my frog voice
MellaRinn > :D
Swatyy > Graelyn, you goat fucking sone of a whore basterd! How did Mark Foley's dick taste under the desk? Much like Britney's ass after a concert in the back room?
Graelyn > Mom?
Graelyn > Is that you?
Graelyn > Mom?
Graelyn > Is that you?
Argyle Fennrison > Wow, I actually did a contract for delivery and someone actually delivered it
Montague Snyde > yeah it happens
Argyle Fennrison > I never thought it would, but cool
Montague Snyde > yeah it happens
Argyle Fennrison > I never thought it would, but cool
Arth Lawing > sparky, its 2am
mistersparky > just going to bed now
Arth Lawing > just noticed you back in system
mistersparky > o/
Arth Lawing > wondering did you wake up every 4 hours to cycle the declines
mistersparky > thats a lie
mistersparky > ...
Arth Lawing > lol
mistersparky > my life totally does not revolve around 4 hour mission decline timers
Arth Lawing > ok then, gn
Arth Lawing > i'll see you at 6....
mistersparky > o/
mistersparky > just going to bed now
Arth Lawing > just noticed you back in system
mistersparky > o/
Arth Lawing > wondering did you wake up every 4 hours to cycle the declines
mistersparky > thats a lie
mistersparky > ...
Arth Lawing > lol
mistersparky > my life totally does not revolve around 4 hour mission decline timers
Arth Lawing > ok then, gn
Arth Lawing > i'll see you at 6....
mistersparky > o/
Lord Pinky > i wont be doing dread 5. might do capital ships 5 tho. just incase
Jupiter Incident > Titan lol
Lord Pinky > incase i get estamel 17 times in one week and decide i would like to be stuck in one ship for the rest of eve :P
Jupiter Incident > Titan lol
Lord Pinky > incase i get estamel 17 times in one week and decide i would like to be stuck in one ship for the rest of eve :P
Thokiz > we are actually mining noobs..lol
Wouter Maypole > are those noobs in my cargo?
Wouter Maypole > are those noobs in my cargo?
Kroek > roam fleet?
Randall Alba > mining
Kayna Eelai > we found an asteroid field that yields exotic dancers
Randall Alba > mining
Kayna Eelai > we found an asteroid field that yields exotic dancers
RyanLongbow > how do I use a PLEX??
TypicalAsian > eat it
Hitomi Nakatani > first apply nutella to it
barlochIV > mmmm nutella
Vizaris Vain > whats nutella?
Hitomi Nakatani > sex in a jar
Ruri Dant > a cream made from nuts
barlochIV > when u put it that way not as appetizing
Hitomi Nakatani > HAZELNUTS... *ehem*
Vizaris Vain > hmmm I'd prefer sex in a bed...or on the floor, or a hot tub. I a jar sounds uncomfortable.
TypicalAsian > eat it
Hitomi Nakatani > first apply nutella to it
barlochIV > mmmm nutella
Vizaris Vain > whats nutella?
Hitomi Nakatani > sex in a jar
Ruri Dant > a cream made from nuts
barlochIV > when u put it that way not as appetizing
Hitomi Nakatani > HAZELNUTS... *ehem*
Vizaris Vain > hmmm I'd prefer sex in a bed...or on the floor, or a hot tub. I a jar sounds uncomfortable.