Andros vonBek > i have high end ore in my hangar, had a look at its refine last night, focused on the amount of zyd... roughly 20k
Andros vonBek > so
Azia Burgi > wow
Andros vonBek > at work I got the mobile out and did a little calculation
Andros vonBek > see how much iskies it is
Andros vonBek > whats wrong with this equation ...
Andros vonBek > 20000 * 420 = ...
Azia Burgi > 420?
Andros vonBek > exactly
Azia Burgi > for zyd?
Azia Burgi > per unit?
Andros vonBek > slight error there
Azia Burgi > you sold it at 420 didn't you
Andros vonBek > i thought WTF THATS BULLSHIT FUCK MINIG CAN MAKE MORE RATTING BOLLOCKS
Andros vonBek > havent melted it yet
Azia Burgi > ah
Andros vonBek > but the thing is
Andros vonBek > I checked the calculation THREE TIMES
Azia Burgi > rofl
Azia Burgi > n00b
Andros vonBek > and did the same thing each time
Andros vonBek > : (
Andros vonBek > so
Azia Burgi > wow
Andros vonBek > at work I got the mobile out and did a little calculation
Andros vonBek > see how much iskies it is
Andros vonBek > whats wrong with this equation ...
Andros vonBek > 20000 * 420 = ...
Azia Burgi > 420?
Andros vonBek > exactly
Azia Burgi > for zyd?
Azia Burgi > per unit?
Andros vonBek > slight error there
Azia Burgi > you sold it at 420 didn't you
Andros vonBek > i thought WTF THATS BULLSHIT FUCK MINIG CAN MAKE MORE RATTING BOLLOCKS
Andros vonBek > havent melted it yet
Azia Burgi > ah
Andros vonBek > but the thing is
Andros vonBek > I checked the calculation THREE TIMES
Azia Burgi > rofl
Azia Burgi > n00b
Andros vonBek > and did the same thing each time
Andros vonBek > : (
Mordis > i can get a apoc over 21k pg
Reatu Krentor > I can get tempest over 21k pg
Skudj Thornwrath > I can get a quiche to rise in 10 minutes?
Reatu Krentor > I can get tempest over 21k pg
Skudj Thornwrath > I can get a quiche to rise in 10 minutes?
Magnet41 > i kill people ingame because i would take a bigger sec if i killed them in rl
Debes Sparre > otoh, my wolf can blow up your kisses, so.. :p
Debes Sparre > kisses? kessie.
Debes Sparre > that was a wierd typo
Ilfar > o.O
Fractyl Gloxer > How romantic
Creepy Charlie > It's a little known fact that all Caldari ships are vulnerable to public displays of affection.
Madame Sylvanas > haha
Creepy Charlie > I like to give em a good ass pat to help with the destruction.
Ilfar > o.o
Madame Sylvanas > that's not affection that's sexual assault lol
Creepy Charlie > Unless you're in a uniform, then it's called a "Good Game"
Creepy Charlie > Good game *fondle*
Creepy Charlie > I think that's how it works..
Debes Sparre > kisses? kessie.
Debes Sparre > that was a wierd typo
Ilfar > o.O
Fractyl Gloxer > How romantic
Creepy Charlie > It's a little known fact that all Caldari ships are vulnerable to public displays of affection.
Madame Sylvanas > haha
Creepy Charlie > I like to give em a good ass pat to help with the destruction.
Ilfar > o.o
Madame Sylvanas > that's not affection that's sexual assault lol
Creepy Charlie > Unless you're in a uniform, then it's called a "Good Game"
Creepy Charlie > Good game *fondle*
Creepy Charlie > I think that's how it works..
Regat Kozovv > Anyone going to the Fanfest?
Franky Fish > Thats in sweden right?
Franky Fish > or somewhere close to that?
Regat Kozovv > Iceland.
Franky Fish > i need a globe :P
Regat Kozovv > =)
Franky Fish > Thats in sweden right?
Franky Fish > or somewhere close to that?
Regat Kozovv > Iceland.
Franky Fish > i need a globe :P
Regat Kozovv > =)
twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
Hayokiro > mac's are like being in a relationship with the perfect woman but she only does perfect handjobs
Ariaore > Dear CCP: Question 50032 regarding the new portrait gen. Why is the default eyebrow position a dark look? Why do you have to give them forehead crinkles so if you go for something kinder, they look sad instead?
Scyyn > Dear Ariaore: Because Eve is a dark and heartless world, and all characters should be unkind, unfriendly, sad, or some combination thereof. Please do not attmempt to make your character smile. The servers cannot handle this stress.
Scyyn > Dear Ariaore: Because Eve is a dark and heartless world, and all characters should be unkind, unfriendly, sad, or some combination thereof. Please do not attmempt to make your character smile. The servers cannot handle this stress.
Mike deVoid > omg. i just read that FRUIT BATS have oral sex...
Zyck > well
Zyck > thank you for sharing
Mike deVoid > this is not the sort of information that stays private.
Zyck > lol
Mike deVoid > its like if you found out your parents had decided to become nudists. its so terrifying you have to share it. instantly halved!
Zyck > lol ok
Mike deVoid > that was a fake example btw.
Zyck > sure sure
Zyck > whatever you say man
Zyck > well
Zyck > thank you for sharing
Mike deVoid > this is not the sort of information that stays private.
Zyck > lol
Mike deVoid > its like if you found out your parents had decided to become nudists. its so terrifying you have to share it. instantly halved!
Zyck > lol ok
Mike deVoid > that was a fake example btw.
Zyck > sure sure
Zyck > whatever you say man
Arvald > ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS
Raptor Jesus > It's generally what people do.
Arvald > will you bless my ammo?
Arvald > Tremor M
Raptor Jesus > Hm. Sure! Only if it's killing people you don't like / won't like / won't pay you.
Arvald > as my scalie overlord commands
Arvald > it shall be
Raptor Jesus > Go forth then, spread my wrath through your ammo.
Arvald > YES MY LORD
Arvald > /emote puts underweair on head
Arvald > IN THE NAME OF RAPTOR JESUS
Raptor Jesus > It's generally what people do.
Arvald > will you bless my ammo?
Arvald > Tremor M
Raptor Jesus > Hm. Sure! Only if it's killing people you don't like / won't like / won't pay you.
Arvald > as my scalie overlord commands
Arvald > it shall be
Raptor Jesus > Go forth then, spread my wrath through your ammo.
Arvald > YES MY LORD
Arvald > /emote puts underweair on head
Arvald > IN THE NAME OF RAPTOR JESUS