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PirateShampoo > my penis is like a titan
Verizana > lol it's only digital?
Espen > hah pwnt
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
Adarnof > why don't you bring some of that brolove down to my wormhole and we can go probing :)
nomadeyes > anyone in a place where drugs can be bought??
nomadeyes > wanting a price check...
Kerushi > yea, holland
Azia Burgi > i think its about time i passed out
Ewok Fall > ok
Ewok Fall > but...why?
Azia Burgi > i've only had 8 hours sleep since friday
Azia Burgi > nn all
Yeay Fritg > oh
Yeay Fritg > nn
Ewok Fall > nn o/
Asuka Maru > o/
[a short while later]
Azia Burgi > um... i what was i doing?
Azia Burgi > oh yeah quitting
Azia Burgi > nn
Ieya > lol
Aani Lanaii > i just don't feel like beating off rats right now
Kale Ryoko > Mmm 6 more minutes and I can fall asleep
Atandros > why didn't you set another skill to train, go to sleep and set the first one to train when you wake up?
Kale Ryoko > I usually do that... but this feels more stupid.
jasonsalwaysburnt beats his chest and claws at the air.
jasonsalwaysburnt turns into a kitten
rifles > u taking a break from WoW then?
mattbucci > go fuck yourself im 15
BROODY VIPER > explains the lack of inches matt
mattbucci > inches?
mattbucci > im 6ft
BROODY VIPER > youll figure it out kid
Promon Delnai > ferox convo'd me but i forgot to turn off one of my guns
Promon Delnai > and it killed him
Test Ctrl > what was he gonna say?
storch06 > gutted
storch06 > ill pay
Promon Delnai > yea
storch06 > could on made like 8m each
Promon Delnai > i was like 6m and you live
Promon Delnai > then he exploded
Promon Delnai > and i was like oooops
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