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Khadhir Hashul > fucking hell
Khadhir Hashul > I went through a minmatar jumpgate
Khadhir Hashul > and for a moment I thought I exploded
Khadhir Hashul > wait nvm I actually exploded
Cadela Fria > Dammit!
Cadela Fria > I broke my G-string fingering a minor :(
Tareen Kashaar > didn't know you wore thongs, boss
Cadela Fria > What?
Cadela Fria > You misunderstand, I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
Tareen Kashaar > omg
Cadela Fria > I was trying to play "Knocking on Heavens Door"
Tareen Kashaar > it sounds even more perverted the second time around
Tareen Kashaar > so you... molest minors and... break... thongs
Tareen Kashaar > brb...
<+Sokhar> if you plan on lots of fucking
<+Sokhar> you need lube
<+cougem> i dont think thats true at all
<+cougem> but maybe you just cant get girls wet, Sokhar
<Elsebeth> yeah, my cat tore to pieces half of my eve diplomacy notes
<Elsebeth> it objects to KOS and I must admit maybe it has a point, but still
<Curtley> We should appoint the cat as NMTZ head diplomat
<Elsebeth> Yeah
<Elsebeth> "How do you make these NAP decisions?" "Well, I write the names of the corporations under consideration to little pieces of paper and stick them to my monitor. If the cat does not eath them in a week, they're in."
Minuteman > Now this wreck harvesting... does it mean that you can salvage minmatar ships which haven't exploded yet?
Atandros > the conversation of your two characters reminds me of two dung beetles working together on rolling a great big glob of feces ;P
< offender> can someone help me to commit a bannable offense
<%xiaodown> oh SNAP
< munky9001> irc bannable?
< munky9001> or tq bannable?
<%xiaodown> 23:14 < offender> can someone help me to commit a bannable offense
-!- mode/#eve-online [+b *!*feces@*.mpynet.fi] by xiaodown
-!- offender was kicked from #eve-online by xiaodown [done]
<+Angel_Hun> Winner
< munky9001> lol
< mirlenia> hah
< Spurty-MBP> lol efficient
< AndrewBC> owned.
<%xiaodown> empire of grief people.
SnowCrash Bandicoot > Uval, that is not "A small mining ship" That's a BATTLESHIP
Uval Nuri > its the smallest thing i have
Centinel 6 > but when she said edible creams......I knew I was staying the night
Valiantx > to be honestly, i wouldn't have gotten this phone if my 3g didn't get soaked in water when i went to bahamas 2 months ago
blackW0LF > water or beer
Valiantx > forgot to take it out before i went scuba diving
Rhamnousia > were you hoping to get a mermaid's number, robbie?
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