Tweety Bird > when i am in siege mode i got 10 mins to take a crap
Zarius Elysium > Blimey it's like a dodgy car salesman faceoff here.
Goumeka Ghalvia > Welcome to Dodixie.
Zarius Elysium > 'TEll you whart, i'll throw you in this pile of salvage with your DOmi absoulutely freeeee.'
Blon Tork > nice
Zarius Elysium > 'CHeap as chips.'
Solara Hawk > thats about right zar
Summer Knights > if you question my integrity at least check my contract history first, my reputation is glisteningly perfect :)
Solara Hawk > buncha chinese gypsies selling you broken crap
Zarius Elysium > LOl they should do an EVE bargain hunt.
TANGO 2008 > lol
Zarius Elysium > 'John went for a nice navy issue vexor with his money, whilst Sam was a bit more cavaliar, going for a rather beat up old minmatar cyclone.'
Zarius Elysium > How will they do at auction? Lets find out!
Solara Hawk > hahaha
Solara Hawk > add some flannel shirts to that and you have yourself a redneck flea market
Zarius Elysium > :P.
Zarius Elysium > Lol it's even in the name. DoDIXIE.
Solara Hawk > LOL exaclty
Zarius Elysium > 'Hay ma, dems traders are on mah land again, get mah gun.'
Goumeka Ghalvia > Welcome to Dodixie.
Zarius Elysium > 'TEll you whart, i'll throw you in this pile of salvage with your DOmi absoulutely freeeee.'
Blon Tork > nice
Zarius Elysium > 'CHeap as chips.'
Solara Hawk > thats about right zar
Summer Knights > if you question my integrity at least check my contract history first, my reputation is glisteningly perfect :)
Solara Hawk > buncha chinese gypsies selling you broken crap
Zarius Elysium > LOl they should do an EVE bargain hunt.
TANGO 2008 > lol
Zarius Elysium > 'John went for a nice navy issue vexor with his money, whilst Sam was a bit more cavaliar, going for a rather beat up old minmatar cyclone.'
Zarius Elysium > How will they do at auction? Lets find out!
Solara Hawk > hahaha
Solara Hawk > add some flannel shirts to that and you have yourself a redneck flea market
Zarius Elysium > :P.
Zarius Elysium > Lol it's even in the name. DoDIXIE.
Solara Hawk > LOL exaclty
Zarius Elysium > 'Hay ma, dems traders are on mah land again, get mah gun.'
Fey Sceptari > just been raped by fix in 3bk, gimme a break :P
Jaegan > That's soooo hawt.
Jaegan > (pics? vids?)
Fey Sceptari > killmail good enough?
Jaegan > Pfft.. textpr0n is so 1990.
Jaegan > That's soooo hawt.
Jaegan > (pics? vids?)
Fey Sceptari > killmail good enough?
Jaegan > Pfft.. textpr0n is so 1990.
squishfacerod > Lets see, I'll run you through my alts skills: Ice MIning V, Industry V, Mass Production IV, MIning V, MIning Upgrades V, Prod Eff V, Refining Eff V, Refining V, Barges V, Exhumers III, Min Industrial V, Science V, Astrogeo V, Mettalurgy V The list goes on
Nilo Daoc > what do u do with all the money u make?
squishfacerod > I don't make any money lol I hate mining
squishfacerod > I trained everything to make it go by faster for when I have absolutely nothing left, and I need to make a rifter :P
Nilo Daoc > what do u do with all the money u make?
squishfacerod > I don't make any money lol I hate mining
squishfacerod > I trained everything to make it go by faster for when I have absolutely nothing left, and I need to make a rifter :P
Tavor Jeager > lol look at barrage description
Tavor Jeager > An advanced version of the standard Nuclear ammo with a Morphite-enriched warhead and a smart tracking system.
Isyel > hahahahha
Scaramouche > :P
Tavor Jeager > 24% less tracking is SMART?
Buggs > lol
Forty Three > lol
Scaramouche > hey, your Minmatar, learn to live with the disadvantage :P
Tavor Jeager > An advanced version of the standard Nuclear ammo with a Morphite-enriched warhead and a smart tracking system.
Isyel > hahahahha
Scaramouche > :P
Tavor Jeager > 24% less tracking is SMART?
Buggs > lol
Forty Three > lol
Scaramouche > hey, your Minmatar, learn to live with the disadvantage :P
<Dems> Even here in africa, we have p2p toilets
<Lurks> peer to peer?
<Dems> pay 2 pee, ofc
<PrismX> we can pee outside here in iceland without too much harrassment
<Lurks> peer to peer?
<Dems> pay 2 pee, ofc
<PrismX> we can pee outside here in iceland without too much harrassment
Sahkaedu Orinvi > Dear Miners,
It has come to my attention that you are no longer mining into jet cans. While this is safer for you, the miner, it does not exactly help me, the pirate.
Sahkaedu Orinvi > This is a very inconsiderate act, as without that jetcan sitting next to you, I am out of a job
Sahkaedu Orinvi > Please rectify this problem immediately
-Sahkaedu Orinvi
It has come to my attention that you are no longer mining into jet cans. While this is safer for you, the miner, it does not exactly help me, the pirate.
Sahkaedu Orinvi > This is a very inconsiderate act, as without that jetcan sitting next to you, I am out of a job
Sahkaedu Orinvi > Please rectify this problem immediately
-Sahkaedu Orinvi
Uraniae Fehrnah > Besides, I don't want to go on Sisi and find out that made my boobs bigger or something
Ghost Hunter > slave uranium235, report to genetic repurposing to correct your errantly functioning mammaries
Ghost Hunter > . _ .
Kybernetes Moros > the Integrator will correct this issue
Kybernetes Moros > hold still, remain calm
Degen Sankriga > Please try not to make any sharp moves of give off the sense that you are fearful when near The Integrator... Please.
Uraniae Fehrnah > My mammaries are fine just the way they are!
Kybernetes Moros > Sansha disagrees.
Uraniae Fehrnah > Says you. I've believe it when he says it to me himself.
Kybernetes Moros > and then the big reveal
Kybernetes Moros > Kyber is Sansha
Ghost Hunter > /emote tweets kuvakei to log on
Uraniae Fehrnah > If some of you had your way no doubt there would be spikes coming out of them...
Ghost Hunter > "yes, bossman, I need you to inform a female character their mammaries need to be repurposed. yes i'm serious"
Ghost Hunter > maybe this is why they ignore me
Ghost Hunter > I may have to delete myself from embarrassment if kuvakei really logged on for that
Degen Sankriga > -
* Sansha Kuvakei > Ghost Hunter, my Son, come here and I'll tell you a story about not messing with Daddy's Mailbox.
Ghost Hunter > look just because I send reports every month...
Ghost Hunter > slave uranium235, report to genetic repurposing to correct your errantly functioning mammaries
Ghost Hunter > . _ .
Kybernetes Moros > the Integrator will correct this issue
Kybernetes Moros > hold still, remain calm
Degen Sankriga > Please try not to make any sharp moves of give off the sense that you are fearful when near The Integrator... Please.
Uraniae Fehrnah > My mammaries are fine just the way they are!
Kybernetes Moros > Sansha disagrees.
Uraniae Fehrnah > Says you. I've believe it when he says it to me himself.
Kybernetes Moros > and then the big reveal
Kybernetes Moros > Kyber is Sansha
Ghost Hunter > /emote tweets kuvakei to log on
Uraniae Fehrnah > If some of you had your way no doubt there would be spikes coming out of them...
Ghost Hunter > "yes, bossman, I need you to inform a female character their mammaries need to be repurposed. yes i'm serious"
Ghost Hunter > maybe this is why they ignore me
Ghost Hunter > I may have to delete myself from embarrassment if kuvakei really logged on for that
Degen Sankriga > -
* Sansha Kuvakei > Ghost Hunter, my Son, come here and I'll tell you a story about not messing with Daddy's Mailbox.
Ghost Hunter > look just because I send reports every month...
Groganus Haroldfield > erin davis is trying to warp scramble me
Groganus Haroldfield > does that mean he is trying to make me breakfast?
Groganus Haroldfield > does that mean he is trying to make me breakfast?
ISD TeaBiscuits > I would be totally ok with having sex with my agent before a mission!