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Jarne > how can i learn patience? i want to have it now, can i get patience now plz??!?
Jacob Etienne > gm pwnage
Promon Delnai > gm strikes you perfectly wrecking your account
Jacob Etienne > pwnt!
<Bizarre> Nalunaarsimallutik atuisut periarfissaqarput ajornanngitsumik aaqqissuussinissamut, ingerlaqqiffissanik katersisinnaallutik aviisiniittunik quppernernik aalajangersimasunik immikkoor****illutik piumasaminnik.
<Bizarre> that is an actual Greenlandic sentence apparently
<Faithless> k
<Bizarre> I suggest we try to pronounce it
<Faithless> i rather be bored tbh
<Bizarre> I bet it only means "hi"
Bloodspawn > Why is all the good porn in German?
Bloodspawn > yeah i don't know either
Mike deVoid > weren't the 2girls1cups girls german?
Mike deVoid > if they were, i agree with your statement wholeheartedly
Bloodspawn > lol
Mike deVoid > bah, can't find it on imdb
Robstr > stop the disconections god, please!
Curtisia > no kidding is the whole 'net infrastructure breaking down or what?
Slim Pickns > ive gone down 4 or 5 times today already
Slim Pickns > wait ..that didnt sound right
Alexis Aurore > seriously, how are you lot still in a starter corp after multiple years?
Taunting Yu > maybe becasue we just flat don't give a shit?
SmokinFighter > seriously why do you care?
Alexis Aurore > it's the eve equivelant of still living with your parents when youre 40
ThraxionIV > so? I am 37 and still with my parents
mixxE > let the Autopilot do its job ;)
3nforcer > fuck the autopilot..........
mixxE > 3, the autopilot is a computer. Pev
mixxE > *Perv
* 3nforcer switching of the autopilot and doing it manually
* 3nforcer fucking the autopilot "damn ur so hard and cold"
Leo709 > eww
Leo709 > you sick ******
* 3nforcer is looking at the big bump on the autopilot "looks like youve had enough"
Leo709 > yes
Calvin Firenze > my dream, I actually got Mizuro I think
HandofSatan > nice...in my dream i got halle berry once
iJsn > ha lol
iJsn > pew pew
gamertrav > now thats a nice spawn :)
Calvin Firenze > indeed
HandofSatan > lol
Calvin Firenze > Jessica Biel would be better imo
HandofSatan > yeah
iJsn > should have got a point on her till the rest of us got there
Calvin Firenze > haha
HandofSatan > im gonna try to get her tonight...
HandofSatan > need more ammo
HandofSatan > /emote is gonna remember the t2 condom
iJsn > /emote puts on his wizard robe and hat
Tolin Dorden > ah well think I'll get my ass down to the shop for wsome ciggys.... nowt to do till tai's built my new raven anyway
Jenina Hawke > Tai's your builder? Kewl
Charles Burger > made by tai wan? is it gonna be really small?
Tolin Dorden > no it's just cheap and got a stamp in it's ass
Jenina Hawke > What's a small Raven? En spurv?
Charles Burger > small raven is a caracal of course :)
Jenina Hawke > Is a Caracel a type of Sparrow? :)
Tolin Dorden > no but a kessie's a baby raven
Tolin Dorden > caracal's a teen raven
Tolin Dorden > cerberus is a teen raven with pms
Charles Burger > manticore is an early developinig raven
RedWyvern > the officer dropped a hull repairer.
Keirin Hanzo > cool
RedWyvern > *small* hull repairer.
Keirin Hanzo > structure tanking 4tw
Bernprint > aww not bad I have been getting some nice loot from lvl 2 missions
RedWyvern > it's a bloody 4/10 complex! :(
Bernprint > I sell on the market just below everybody else and make some nice profit
Kedrich > ppl you are all MAD
Keirin Hanzo > sup ked?
RedWyvern > no, Mad's MAD. Remember?
Kedrich > you ahe his friends so you are too :)
RedWyvern > Blargle.
Keirin Hanzo > i fell for you, red
Keirin Hanzo > i never got anything good from complexes
RedWyvern > ITS A CONSPRICACY!
RedWyvern > RAWR
RedWyvern > um
Keirin Hanzo > i blame it on ... kedrich
RedWyvern > *CONSPIRACY*
Kedrich > lol
Keirin Hanzo > consPIRACY
RedWyvern > ahh
RedWyvern > PIRACY. Invisible pirates stealing all my loot! or something.
Keirin Hanzo > not invisible. they are cloaked
RedWyvern > zomg
RedWyvern > all my base are belong to them? what can I do? O_O
Keirin Hanzo > use the ... Probes, my young padawan
Kedrich > yeah use anal probes...
RedWyvern > I think I'll smartbomb every cubic metre of the complex.
Keirin Hanzo > you should smart bom everya inch of ked instead
RedWyvern > yeah, the best way to probe the hidden depths of outer space is to probe the hidden inner depths of my arse. What? :P
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