Lady Caissa> I don't consider my breasts pressed against the windshield of my tristan as abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening (well maybe), sexually-oriented (after all I can't help having the assets that came with my character creation) or any other material, but it certaintly stops any pilot in space faster than a dual webber on a crow can.
Xilian Tyaena > I just learned what a Cerberus can do.
Kalahari Wayrest > Eat three things at once?
Kalahari Wayrest > Eat three things at once?
Peter Dostoevsky > .
There once was a wartarget in Heyd
That was born in a station and stayed.
He never undocked,
and always was mocked,
And you know that he'll never get laid.
There once was a wartarget in Heyd
That was born in a station and stayed.
He never undocked,
and always was mocked,
And you know that he'll never get laid.
Deerhoof > hair are your antennae
Deerhoof > they pick up signals from the cosmos
Deerhoof > that's why bald men are uptight
Deerhoof > they pick up signals from the cosmos
Deerhoof > that's why bald men are uptight
EvEguardian > woodent know
Vicky Death > lol
biggrouch > yes they do its a barking laugh
EvEguardian > lol
Russ Dee > oh god BG did you have to?
biggrouch > couldnt think of another branch to go down:)
Russ Dee > well i twigged it but thought id leaf it out
Russ Dee > nipped it in the bud you might say
Russ Dee > i just thought i wooden go there
biggrouch > well you should have spruced it up first
Russ Dee > true but im at the elm of my barge atm so my brains not in it
D3ATHSTAR > offs
Russ Dee > problems?
D3ATHSTAR > quit with the tree humour
Russ Dee > oak-ay ill stop
D3ATHSTAR > grrrrrr
Russ Dee > )
EvEguardian > there four not tree of us
biggrouch > or he will beat you to a pulp:0
Russ Dee > ))
Russ Dee > ill go out on a limb and say were all pushing it
D3ATHSTAR > no il turn him into a mountain of ash
biggrouch > ah dont be a sap:)
Russ Dee > bet he was pine-ing to say that )
EvEguardian > knot that he meant to
Russ Dee > fir gods sake lets just stop )
biggrouch > maybe we could get to the root of the problem?
Vicky Death > lol
biggrouch > yes they do its a barking laugh
EvEguardian > lol
Russ Dee > oh god BG did you have to?
biggrouch > couldnt think of another branch to go down:)
Russ Dee > well i twigged it but thought id leaf it out
Russ Dee > nipped it in the bud you might say
Russ Dee > i just thought i wooden go there
biggrouch > well you should have spruced it up first
Russ Dee > true but im at the elm of my barge atm so my brains not in it
D3ATHSTAR > offs
Russ Dee > problems?
D3ATHSTAR > quit with the tree humour
Russ Dee > oak-ay ill stop
D3ATHSTAR > grrrrrr
Russ Dee > )
EvEguardian > there four not tree of us
biggrouch > or he will beat you to a pulp:0
Russ Dee > ))
Russ Dee > ill go out on a limb and say were all pushing it
D3ATHSTAR > no il turn him into a mountain of ash
biggrouch > ah dont be a sap:)
Russ Dee > bet he was pine-ing to say that )
EvEguardian > knot that he meant to
Russ Dee > fir gods sake lets just stop )
biggrouch > maybe we could get to the root of the problem?
Angry Dan > Unsolicted mail will be ignored. Repeated spam will generate missle spam in reply. You have been warned..
Grikath > /emote busts Theo's lurking cover :P
Theo Samaritan > I am not the Theo you are looking for.
Grikath > you . are. not. the. Theo. I. am. looking. for.
Corywyn > do the wave hand thing :P
Theo Samaritan > sure
Theo Samaritan > o,
Theo Samaritan > o>
Theo Samaritan > o/
Theo Samaritan > o<
Theo Samaritan > o,
Theo Samaritan > I am not the Theo you are looking for.
Grikath > you . are. not. the. Theo. I. am. looking. for.
Corywyn > do the wave hand thing :P
Theo Samaritan > sure
Theo Samaritan > o,
Theo Samaritan > o>
Theo Samaritan > o/
Theo Samaritan > o<
Theo Samaritan > o,
Syphurous> WTS My body for Capital
Syphurous> + FIttings
Syphurous> Fmale Eve Playersonly need apply
Cyphr_Sonic loves evemonm
^ichi^_> evenom ?
Cyphr_Sonic> evemon
Cyphr_Sonic> nomnomnom
Syphurous> evenom nom nom nom
Cyphr_Sonic> lol
^ichi^_> aw, evenom sounded better
Cyphr_Sonic> ditto
^ichi^_> u_u
DJ_Dunewolf|on-er-air> wait wait.. women have trouble getting laid??
DJ_Dunewolf|on-er-air> since when?
DJ_Dunewolf|on-er-air> o.O
Cyphr_Sonic> lol
TFM`Gullando> rofl
Syphurous> SInce I refuse them
Cyphr_Sonic> if thats the case i might die not a virgin yet!
^ichi^_> you'd be surprised, dunewolf
Syphurous> and they only want to sleep with me
Syphurous> ( sssh, thats what we're telling them )
DJ_Dunewolf|on-er-air> idk.. girl thats sleeping 3 feet behind me would disagree
DJ_Dunewolf|on-er-air> o.O
Cyphr_Sonic> i just want to be loved
Cyphr_Sonic> i need a younger sister
Syphurous> Eww
DJ_Dunewolf|on-er-air> ...
^ichi^_> ...
Syphurous> OMGRAWR
^ichi^_> cyphr...
^ichi^_> no !
Syphurous> + FIttings
Syphurous> Fmale Eve Playersonly need apply
Cyphr_Sonic loves evemonm
^ichi^_> evenom ?
Cyphr_Sonic> evemon
Cyphr_Sonic> nomnomnom
Syphurous> evenom nom nom nom
Cyphr_Sonic> lol
^ichi^_> aw, evenom sounded better
Cyphr_Sonic> ditto
^ichi^_> u_u
DJ_Dunewolf|on-er-air> wait wait.. women have trouble getting laid??
DJ_Dunewolf|on-er-air> since when?
DJ_Dunewolf|on-er-air> o.O
Cyphr_Sonic> lol
TFM`Gullando> rofl
Syphurous> SInce I refuse them
Cyphr_Sonic> if thats the case i might die not a virgin yet!
^ichi^_> you'd be surprised, dunewolf
Syphurous> and they only want to sleep with me
Syphurous> ( sssh, thats what we're telling them )
DJ_Dunewolf|on-er-air> idk.. girl thats sleeping 3 feet behind me would disagree
DJ_Dunewolf|on-er-air> o.O
Cyphr_Sonic> i just want to be loved
Cyphr_Sonic> i need a younger sister
Syphurous> Eww
DJ_Dunewolf|on-er-air> ...
^ichi^_> ...
Syphurous> OMGRAWR
^ichi^_> cyphr...
^ichi^_> no !
Castar > ok I'm almost there, scout arriving 5 minutes after the main party! I rule!
Shintoko Akahoshi > It means "pod me and then desecrate my corpse sexually with a raw carrot!"
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)