* Aiyan'a realizes she is alone with the prestons
* Bill Preston is naked
* Gus Preston gets the chains
* Bill Preston is naked
* Gus Preston gets the chains
Katsu Ibaraki > So does anyone know the production efficiency research skill?
Khul Drukath > yes
Rogziel > not on a first name with him but have met him
Khul Drukath > roqz slept with him one time
Khul Drukath > before he found out his name
Rogziel > i had drunk alot tbh
Khul Drukath > yeah
Khul Drukath > to be fair i would have too
Rogziel > u normaly do
Khul Drukath > but it's your deep valley voice... how can i compete with that?
Rogziel > who can
Khul Drukath > yes
Rogziel > not on a first name with him but have met him
Khul Drukath > roqz slept with him one time
Khul Drukath > before he found out his name
Rogziel > i had drunk alot tbh
Khul Drukath > yeah
Khul Drukath > to be fair i would have too
Rogziel > u normaly do
Khul Drukath > but it's your deep valley voice... how can i compete with that?
Rogziel > who can
EVE System > Channel changed to Rens Local Channel
Sgt Robbo > there sint a bone in the pubic area
stockpvptoon > to get inside you need a very narrow instrument
Sgt Robbo > its a blood vessel
Evanns Rosa > the trauma caused by a punch to the dick is about the same impact as tight pussy
stockpvptoon > a fist does not qualify
Hiro Endgame > oh, you mean up the urethra? is that the term?
Morton Natrum > i don't even wanna know how you guys ended up talking about this....
Sgt Robbo > there sint a bone in the pubic area
stockpvptoon > to get inside you need a very narrow instrument
Sgt Robbo > its a blood vessel
Evanns Rosa > the trauma caused by a punch to the dick is about the same impact as tight pussy
stockpvptoon > a fist does not qualify
Hiro Endgame > oh, you mean up the urethra? is that the term?
Morton Natrum > i don't even wanna know how you guys ended up talking about this....
Hlynurth > wtf tev
Hlynurth > i dunno what the hell ur saying ^^
Tevi > few people know
Tevi > im not one of them
Hlynurth > i dunno what the hell ur saying ^^
Tevi > few people know
Tevi > im not one of them
Eric Bloodaxe > i don't believe my agent she just sent me to recover soil for rats
SegFault > lol
Verdack > i had to stop drug barons stealing wheat earlier
Kal Jerico > oh man... their evil plan of baking a giant loaf of bread has been foiled! what will the pirates do now
SegFault > lol
Verdack > i had to stop drug barons stealing wheat earlier
Kal Jerico > oh man... their evil plan of baking a giant loaf of bread has been foiled! what will the pirates do now
McBarnacle > http://www.clyde-space.com/cubesat_shop
McBarnacle > want to build your own space satellite? ;)
Anna Book > Do they have giant death lasers?
McBarnacle > don't think so but I could e-mail them and ask if you want
Anna Book > If they are not prepared to sell it over the counter then they won't get my money...
McBarnacle > imagine being able to buy a death star online
McBarnacle > "can I help you sir?"
McBarnacle > "yes, I'd like a death ray, 2 large battery packs, a deployment platform and a coffee machine please
Anna Book > "certainly sir, would that be the regular sized death star or our new dyson sphere sized one? The dyson sized comes with a five-year warranty."
McBarnacle > lol
McBarnacle > "does that include insurance if it fails to blow up Yavin IV?"
Anna Book > "We will fully reimburse you for any planets it fails to blow up, but the warranty does not include damages caused by improper exhaust port protection."
McBarnacle > want to build your own space satellite? ;)
Anna Book > Do they have giant death lasers?
McBarnacle > don't think so but I could e-mail them and ask if you want
Anna Book > If they are not prepared to sell it over the counter then they won't get my money...
McBarnacle > imagine being able to buy a death star online
McBarnacle > "can I help you sir?"
McBarnacle > "yes, I'd like a death ray, 2 large battery packs, a deployment platform and a coffee machine please
Anna Book > "certainly sir, would that be the regular sized death star or our new dyson sphere sized one? The dyson sized comes with a five-year warranty."
McBarnacle > lol
McBarnacle > "does that include insurance if it fails to blow up Yavin IV?"
Anna Book > "We will fully reimburse you for any planets it fails to blow up, but the warranty does not include damages caused by improper exhaust port protection."
Mitch Manus > hows it goin khan?
Khanivore > dead as usual :P
Khanivore > so ill just quote myself http://omgrawr.net/quote/5904
Mitch Manus > have u still got that t2 shuttle?
Mitch Manus > :P
Khanivore > CCP took it back
Mitch Manus > :o
Mitch Manus > wtf
Mitch Manus > when
Khanivore > u do know it was all photoshopped ????
Mitch Manus > wat!?!?!
Mitch Manus > ive been tellin people i know a guy with a t2 shuttle for like... a year
Khanivore > took me a few hours to fake it
Mitch Manus > and only NOW u tell me its shopped?
Mitch Manus > bleh
Mitch Manus > dam u khan
Mitch Manus > dam u
Mitch Manus > :P
Khanivore > thanks u have made my evening
BrewStar529 Kashada > what are you asking?
BrewStar529 Kashada > sorry i came in late
Sildar Ironheart > The tree doesn't grow far from the apple I suppose.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > we're asking, if a pigeon flies upside down and backwards, will it shit on its own head?
Sildar Ironheart > And if so, is it still smarter than Smitty?
Jake Smitty > yes
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > boom
BrewStar529 Kashada > sorry i came in late
Sildar Ironheart > The tree doesn't grow far from the apple I suppose.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > we're asking, if a pigeon flies upside down and backwards, will it shit on its own head?
Sildar Ironheart > And if so, is it still smarter than Smitty?
Jake Smitty > yes
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > boom
Ithildin: I had this nightmare tonight
Ithildin: I dreamt CCP had removed CONCORDOKKEN when you shot stations
Ithildin: So I was outside station shooting it with a Dominix packed with like 10 T2 drones in space and full of cool T2 Drone Control Modules noone else had
Ithildin: Only problem was, I crashed
Ithildin: And when I logged back in a completely different station I was in a Vexor!
Ithildin: And my Dominix was outside station empty, and a n00b boarded it
Ithildin: I dreamt CCP had removed CONCORDOKKEN when you shot stations
Ithildin: So I was outside station shooting it with a Dominix packed with like 10 T2 drones in space and full of cool T2 Drone Control Modules noone else had
Ithildin: Only problem was, I crashed
Ithildin: And when I logged back in a completely different station I was in a Vexor!
Ithildin: And my Dominix was outside station empty, and a n00b boarded it
Urlosin Aship > Did you guys know that when your cat brings you her food bowl it means she's hungry?
IamBeastx > no it means its time to kick the cat out the door
Warscythe Secundus > nope I thought it meant she needed a kick
IamBeastx > great minds think alike
Urlosin Aship > can't kick her out, she's all I have left
IamBeastx > you have eve
Urlosin Aship > bitches
IamBeastx > and corp
Urlosin Aship > :)
IamBeastx > and the ships with the pew pew
Urlosin Aship > yeah thats true, but I can't pet you guys
IamBeastx > lol thank god
Warscythe Secundus > lol
Urlosin Aship > and I mean that in the most un-gay way too
IamBeastx > don't believe you
IamBeastx > queue the homoerotic tunes
Urlosin Aship > lol
IamBeastx > "its raining men" followed by some other shit
IamBeastx > no it means its time to kick the cat out the door
Warscythe Secundus > nope I thought it meant she needed a kick
IamBeastx > great minds think alike
Urlosin Aship > can't kick her out, she's all I have left
IamBeastx > you have eve
Urlosin Aship > bitches
IamBeastx > and corp
Urlosin Aship > :)
IamBeastx > and the ships with the pew pew
Urlosin Aship > yeah thats true, but I can't pet you guys
IamBeastx > lol thank god
Warscythe Secundus > lol
Urlosin Aship > and I mean that in the most un-gay way too
IamBeastx > don't believe you
IamBeastx > queue the homoerotic tunes
Urlosin Aship > lol
IamBeastx > "its raining men" followed by some other shit