RemDakar > I've seen more action at an old folks home during a viagra shortage
Puck LeFae > Some folks asked me if I'd found Jesus... I told them 'Yes, he was behind the sofa the whole time.' They weren't sure how to respond to that and so they walked off.
Darth Farmer > f4 eyes afk for 20 mins, missus aggro
Darth Farmer > cant tank it
Darth Farmer > cant tank it
haav0c > OH GOD WHY AM I FCING
Morwen Lagann > haav0c: at a guess, because you herped and are therefore required to derp
haav0c > i have two kills and four pages of losses!
haav0c > why am I fcing a goddamn tengu fleet
Morwen Lagann > haav0c: at a guess, because you herped and are therefore required to derp
haav0c > i have two kills and four pages of losses!
haav0c > why am I fcing a goddamn tengu fleet
Scorpio Dantes > Your fragile ferox will soon fall the ferocity of the Factionists!
Scorpio Dantes > Forsooth, the scotch has scrambled my spelling!
Scorpio Dantes > Forsooth, the scotch has scrambled my spelling!
Tiridus > ultran, sit there any longer and we'll have to start mining you...
Arilanus Doshenko > Forgot, what's your lock range?
Forgot69 > 57km
Arilanus Doshenko > And now?
Forgot69 > 3,984m
Arilanus Doshenko > Awesome. I'm going to have babies with this ship.
Forgot69 > 57km
Arilanus Doshenko > And now?
Forgot69 > 3,984m
Arilanus Doshenko > Awesome. I'm going to have babies with this ship.
Saithe > oh, i win eve
Saithe > i was fuckin my gf the other night, and she called me saithe, instead of my real name
Saithe > i was like EPIC
Saithe > i was fuckin my gf the other night, and she called me saithe, instead of my real name
Saithe > i was like EPIC
Tae'Lin Hynd > duo of death oh so scary
Big Willeh > first time I did that in my megath I forgot to bring something to handle the spider drones
Big Willeh > took me 20 minutes to fly 10 km to the cargo container
Tae'Lin Hynd > why didn't you fly out and fit some drones?
Big Willeh > cuz I wanted to take a dump
Tae'Lin Hynd > haha
Tae'Lin Hynd > there is something wrong with you isn't there
Big Willeh > hey man, if ya gotta drop a dook, ya gotta drop a dook
Tae'Lin Hynd > i usually play turtle games until the mission is over
Tae'Lin Hynd > the release is wonderful
Big Willeh > first time I did that in my megath I forgot to bring something to handle the spider drones
Big Willeh > took me 20 minutes to fly 10 km to the cargo container
Tae'Lin Hynd > why didn't you fly out and fit some drones?
Big Willeh > cuz I wanted to take a dump
Tae'Lin Hynd > haha
Tae'Lin Hynd > there is something wrong with you isn't there
Big Willeh > hey man, if ya gotta drop a dook, ya gotta drop a dook
Tae'Lin Hynd > i usually play turtle games until the mission is over
Tae'Lin Hynd > the release is wonderful
solar zody > WTF
Andra McKay > navy mega with frig size lasers, shield, armor and hull repper and overdrives in lowsec...
solar zody > why cant we run into these and own them
Andra McKay > and yes, he had a 1mn ab on it
solar zody > i'll prentend i didnt see that
solar zody > thats like
solar zody > a fully grown man buggering a dwarf girl
solar zody > its wrong
solar zody > hi ho hi ho....
Andra McKay > lol, trying to attract dwarf girls?
solar zody > no
Andra McKay > roleplaying a dwarf girl that wants to be ravaged by a fully grown man like that navy mega in lowsec?
Andra McKay > navy mega with frig size lasers, shield, armor and hull repper and overdrives in lowsec...
solar zody > why cant we run into these and own them
Andra McKay > and yes, he had a 1mn ab on it
solar zody > i'll prentend i didnt see that
solar zody > thats like
solar zody > a fully grown man buggering a dwarf girl
solar zody > its wrong
solar zody > hi ho hi ho....
Andra McKay > lol, trying to attract dwarf girls?
solar zody > no
Andra McKay > roleplaying a dwarf girl that wants to be ravaged by a fully grown man like that navy mega in lowsec?