Nashok Mindrie [pxin]: I am King, I am Lord and I am Savior. I've just completed a task that would have fell any lesser mortal. I unfucked the Tupperware shelves
<TomB> so femalish
<TomB> ur suposed to cut urself and get hurt ur male
<TomB> TAKE THE PAIN
<Nebulai|Home> ..
* TomB notices his pecker smiling at the thought of getting a clean shave
<TomB> ur suposed to cut urself and get hurt ur male
<TomB> TAKE THE PAIN
<Nebulai|Home> ..
* TomB notices his pecker smiling at the thought of getting a clean shave
ParMizaN > :/
Tekka > :/
ParMizaN > :/
Tekka > :
ParMizaN > :
Tekka > =D
ParMizaN > :|
EVE System > ParMizaN was muted by Tekka., Effective until 2005.08.24 00:08:27, Reason: "=o".
EVE System > ParMizaN was unmuted by Tekka.
Tekka > =D
ParMizaN > =/
Tekka > =C
ParMizaN > :<
Tekka > WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?!
Pa1nbringr > l8===D
ParMizaN > its called
ParMizaN > socialising
Tekka > :/
ParMizaN > :/
Tekka > :
ParMizaN > :
Tekka > =D
ParMizaN > :|
EVE System > ParMizaN was muted by Tekka., Effective until 2005.08.24 00:08:27, Reason: "=o".
EVE System > ParMizaN was unmuted by Tekka.
Tekka > =D
ParMizaN > =/
Tekka > =C
ParMizaN > :<
Tekka > WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?!
Pa1nbringr > l8===D
ParMizaN > its called
ParMizaN > socialising
wayz > anyone want a milliom dollars?
HooDatt > sure....
Rosiaa > no for what?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > yes, thanks. wire it straight to my account ;)
wayz > all you have to do
wayz > is beleive your going to get it and you will
wayz > guarenteed
wayz > utrs that simple
wayz > know your going to get it and you will
Ulviirala Vauryndar > may we pod you now? :)
wayz > the hows will just come to you
wayz > seriously, if you listen to me now it will change your life
wayz > you aint paying anything to listen to me say this but I know for a fact its true
Ulviirala Vauryndar > how about now?
wayz > ok you want proof
wayz > ?
wayz > I can prove it
wayz > do it with something small first, liek a new car or a girlfreind
wayz > before you gto to bed every night vioualise yourself having that new thing in your life likeyou seeing it through your own eyes
wayz > feel the feelings of already having it
wayz > and guarenteed you'll get it
Ulviirala Vauryndar > you just joined up with scientology, haven't you?
wayz > prolly within a month
wayz > is that what scientology teaches?
wayz > nah I just worked that out tbh
wayz > there is no scientology in britain I dont think
Ulviirala Vauryndar > I don't know but it sounds more like a sect's brainwash program
Alton Jax > oh yes there is
Alton Jax > but that is not a scientology program
wayz > well I'm not a sect
Alton Jax > it is a belief in no way connected with scientology
wayz > I've seemn this work for me
wayz > I'm not asking you to join any mad sect
wayz > just to do it because I want you to be happy
wayz > I'm gaining absolutely nothing from this except the good feeling of knowing I've just helped someone have the life of their dreams
Ulviirala Vauryndar > do you have a million dollars by now, if I may ask?
wayz > no, but I've not been visualising having a million dollars
wayz > however
wayz > what I have been visualising is being a world famous motivational speaker, author and hypnotist
Ulviirala Vauryndar > good one :D
wayz > and suddenly I've been inited to join a hollistic therapy group and been sent a free invitation to a seminar hosted by world famous hypnotist and motivational speaker chris howard
wayz > within a week of doing it
wayz > so thats just a coincidence???? I also found an office for 50 quid a week
wayz > dont argue with me just try it
Volcane > christ, they're in Eve
wayz > you have, nothing to lose
Volcane > can I podkill the buggers
Volcane > they have nothing to lose
wayz > who?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > success!!! you motivated people to podkill, it really works :O
wayz > haha lol
wayz > you guys are cool
HooDatt > sure....
Rosiaa > no for what?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > yes, thanks. wire it straight to my account ;)
wayz > all you have to do
wayz > is beleive your going to get it and you will
wayz > guarenteed
wayz > utrs that simple
wayz > know your going to get it and you will
Ulviirala Vauryndar > may we pod you now? :)
wayz > the hows will just come to you
wayz > seriously, if you listen to me now it will change your life
wayz > you aint paying anything to listen to me say this but I know for a fact its true
Ulviirala Vauryndar > how about now?
wayz > ok you want proof
wayz > ?
wayz > I can prove it
wayz > do it with something small first, liek a new car or a girlfreind
wayz > before you gto to bed every night vioualise yourself having that new thing in your life likeyou seeing it through your own eyes
wayz > feel the feelings of already having it
wayz > and guarenteed you'll get it
Ulviirala Vauryndar > you just joined up with scientology, haven't you?
wayz > prolly within a month
wayz > is that what scientology teaches?
wayz > nah I just worked that out tbh
wayz > there is no scientology in britain I dont think
Ulviirala Vauryndar > I don't know but it sounds more like a sect's brainwash program
Alton Jax > oh yes there is
Alton Jax > but that is not a scientology program
wayz > well I'm not a sect
Alton Jax > it is a belief in no way connected with scientology
wayz > I've seemn this work for me
wayz > I'm not asking you to join any mad sect
wayz > just to do it because I want you to be happy
wayz > I'm gaining absolutely nothing from this except the good feeling of knowing I've just helped someone have the life of their dreams
Ulviirala Vauryndar > do you have a million dollars by now, if I may ask?
wayz > no, but I've not been visualising having a million dollars
wayz > however
wayz > what I have been visualising is being a world famous motivational speaker, author and hypnotist
Ulviirala Vauryndar > good one :D
wayz > and suddenly I've been inited to join a hollistic therapy group and been sent a free invitation to a seminar hosted by world famous hypnotist and motivational speaker chris howard
wayz > within a week of doing it
wayz > so thats just a coincidence???? I also found an office for 50 quid a week
wayz > dont argue with me just try it
Volcane > christ, they're in Eve
wayz > you have, nothing to lose
Volcane > can I podkill the buggers
Volcane > they have nothing to lose
wayz > who?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > success!!! you motivated people to podkill, it really works :O
wayz > haha lol
wayz > you guys are cool
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Rodan Ignaz > you know, I allways found it kind of madenning that they shape some dildoes after 'dolphins' and 'rabbits" and jesus
Gadher > /emote closes eyes and ears, not gonna have this convo, put fingers in ears and go la-la-la-la--- and afk
LacrimaMundi > well, hardcore fundamentalist christian women could propably not get any closer to their messiah...
Gadher > /emote closes eyes and ears, not gonna have this convo, put fingers in ears and go la-la-la-la--- and afk
LacrimaMundi > well, hardcore fundamentalist christian women could propably not get any closer to their messiah...
hydraSlav > i am gonna petition them for "dev impersonization" for using "devs" in their ship names
Alise Hkarr > it isn't impersonation if it's true
Alise Hkarr > it isn't impersonation if it's true
wardey > if i stick autopilot on will it jump by its self aswell?
Ocara Nezus > aye
Ocara Nezus > that would be the 'auto' part at work
Ocara Nezus > aye
Ocara Nezus > that would be the 'auto' part at work
<Sciby> ooer, merlins look funky.
<Sciby> Like a B-wing that's an angry drunk.
<Sciby> Like a B-wing that's an angry drunk.
Rastilus Silverthorne > i am having solitary sex in between mining loads
Rastilus Silverthorne > nothing like a good finger job early in the morning
Xavier Higdon > but you're a dude...
Xavier Higdon > that's nasty man
yesterdaysfire Anninen > you ruined my sales advert by distracting people
Rastilus Silverthorne > no quite pleasant actually cause if i use the whole hand it is over to quick
Xavier Higdon > you can fit your entire hand in your ass?
Rastilus Silverthorne > how did you equate putting your hand in your ass to solitary sex you are really twisted man
Xavier Higdon > you said, and I qoute, "nothing like a good finger job early in the morning"
Xavier Higdon > then you said if you use the whole hand it goes to quick
Xavier Higdon > do you have a vagina?
Xavier Higdon > because your character is a dude, so I'm gonna assume you're a dude
Xavier Higdon > and since you're talking about fingering yourself, there's only one hole those fingers can go into...
Duke Hanomaa > lol
Rastilus Silverthorne > not the last time i checked though things can change
Xavier Higdon > and if you have used your whole hand before, then that means your hand can fit in that hole
Howard Joel Wolowitz > lol
Rastilus Silverthorne > no see you would like it to be that way so if it works for you then thats really kool
Xavier Higdon > how else would you be fingering yourself?
Xavier Higdon > you're the one that said you're fingering yourself, I didn't say you were doing that
Rastilus Silverthorne > you must not have a dick then if you have to ask that
yesterdaysfire Anninen > this is way to weird
Xavier Higdon > you can fit a finger in your urethra?
Xavier Higdon > you can fit your whole freaking hand in there?!??!
Xavier Higdon > jesus christ man, I've had friends that needed to get catheters that said it hurt like hell. and those things are tiny. I don't understand how you can enjoy putting fingers in there.
Rastilus Silverthorne > damn some one must have given him a medical book or he's doing to much online reading
Xavier Higdon > I'm just trying to understand why you're fingering yourself
Rastilus Silverthorne > becasue using my whole hand gets me off too quick idiot
Xavier Higdon > lmao
Liam Toralen > wtf
Olga Haapakoski > stop feeding the troll and it will die
Xavier Higdon > I didn't know you could get off like that
Liam Toralen > I love sticking my hand
Liam Toralen > down my urethra
Rastilus Silverthorne > ass i said before you must be a pussy
Xavier Higdon > you too?
Liam Toralen > yeah
Liam Toralen > feels good
Liam Toralen > up to my elbow
Xavier Higdon > I've never even heard of it before and now I've met two people that like it!
Xavier Higdon > this is a great day to be sure
Liam Toralen > try it man
Liam Toralen > its fun
Xavier Higdon > no, I'm scared
Liam Toralen > doesnt hurt at all
Xavier Higdon > yea right, my hand is large, my urethra is tiny
Liam Toralen > #yolo
Xavier Higdon > how long did it take you to stretch yours out Rastilus?
Liam Toralen > I just stuck it in one day
Sae Naari > is this efukt?
Rastilus Silverthorne > she has hole issures lol
Xavier Higdon > who does?
Rastilus Silverthorne > you
Xavier Higdon > lol, I'm sorry man
Xavier Higdon > I'm just fucking with you
Rastilus Silverthorne > as i said you have hole issues
Xavier Higdon > I'm not the one fingering my urethra
Rastilus Silverthorne > nothing like a good finger job early in the morning
Xavier Higdon > but you're a dude...
Xavier Higdon > that's nasty man
yesterdaysfire Anninen > you ruined my sales advert by distracting people
Rastilus Silverthorne > no quite pleasant actually cause if i use the whole hand it is over to quick
Xavier Higdon > you can fit your entire hand in your ass?
Rastilus Silverthorne > how did you equate putting your hand in your ass to solitary sex you are really twisted man
Xavier Higdon > you said, and I qoute, "nothing like a good finger job early in the morning"
Xavier Higdon > then you said if you use the whole hand it goes to quick
Xavier Higdon > do you have a vagina?
Xavier Higdon > because your character is a dude, so I'm gonna assume you're a dude
Xavier Higdon > and since you're talking about fingering yourself, there's only one hole those fingers can go into...
Duke Hanomaa > lol
Rastilus Silverthorne > not the last time i checked though things can change
Xavier Higdon > and if you have used your whole hand before, then that means your hand can fit in that hole
Howard Joel Wolowitz > lol
Rastilus Silverthorne > no see you would like it to be that way so if it works for you then thats really kool
Xavier Higdon > how else would you be fingering yourself?
Xavier Higdon > you're the one that said you're fingering yourself, I didn't say you were doing that
Rastilus Silverthorne > you must not have a dick then if you have to ask that
yesterdaysfire Anninen > this is way to weird
Xavier Higdon > you can fit a finger in your urethra?
Xavier Higdon > you can fit your whole freaking hand in there?!??!
Xavier Higdon > jesus christ man, I've had friends that needed to get catheters that said it hurt like hell. and those things are tiny. I don't understand how you can enjoy putting fingers in there.
Rastilus Silverthorne > damn some one must have given him a medical book or he's doing to much online reading
Xavier Higdon > I'm just trying to understand why you're fingering yourself
Rastilus Silverthorne > becasue using my whole hand gets me off too quick idiot
Xavier Higdon > lmao
Liam Toralen > wtf
Olga Haapakoski > stop feeding the troll and it will die
Xavier Higdon > I didn't know you could get off like that
Liam Toralen > I love sticking my hand
Liam Toralen > down my urethra
Rastilus Silverthorne > ass i said before you must be a pussy
Xavier Higdon > you too?
Liam Toralen > yeah
Liam Toralen > feels good
Liam Toralen > up to my elbow
Xavier Higdon > I've never even heard of it before and now I've met two people that like it!
Xavier Higdon > this is a great day to be sure
Liam Toralen > try it man
Liam Toralen > its fun
Xavier Higdon > no, I'm scared
Liam Toralen > doesnt hurt at all
Xavier Higdon > yea right, my hand is large, my urethra is tiny
Liam Toralen > #yolo
Xavier Higdon > how long did it take you to stretch yours out Rastilus?
Liam Toralen > I just stuck it in one day
Sae Naari > is this efukt?
Rastilus Silverthorne > she has hole issures lol
Xavier Higdon > who does?
Rastilus Silverthorne > you
Xavier Higdon > lol, I'm sorry man
Xavier Higdon > I'm just fucking with you
Rastilus Silverthorne > as i said you have hole issues
Xavier Higdon > I'm not the one fingering my urethra