<Itphes> I record phonecalls with a modem
<Itphes> but, it fucks the airflow up inside the tower
<Itphes> and it sits uncomfortable close to my video card for me
<Itphes> so when I don't need it I take it out
<+Asestorian> why the christ do you record phonecalls?
<Itphes> so I have logs of them and so I can hear what people are saying without having to be on the line
<Itphes> otherwise I'd have to hold the phone to my ear
<Itphes> and someone may hear me
<Itphes> but, it fucks the airflow up inside the tower
<Itphes> and it sits uncomfortable close to my video card for me
<Itphes> so when I don't need it I take it out
<+Asestorian> why the christ do you record phonecalls?
<Itphes> so I have logs of them and so I can hear what people are saying without having to be on the line
<Itphes> otherwise I'd have to hold the phone to my ear
<Itphes> and someone may hear me
Gareth Ultari > manlove, you do really shitty damage
Gareth Ultari > like, really really shitty
Max Manlove > I am a slow and sensual lover
hereward rowland > 0_o
Gareth Ultari > like, really really shitty
Max Manlove > I am a slow and sensual lover
hereward rowland > 0_o
Necrologic > if you are running autos, yes i've found that's the most effective tactic in belt piracy
Keelee Cila'run > Autos ftw.
Sria > What's an auto?
Keelee Cila'run > Autocannon.
Keelee Cila'run > Projectile-class turret.
Rindis > It's where you take two sawed-off shotties and duct-tape them to your hull with a string leading from your cockpit to the trigger.
Keelee Cila'run > Autos ftw.
Sria > What's an auto?
Keelee Cila'run > Autocannon.
Keelee Cila'run > Projectile-class turret.
Rindis > It's where you take two sawed-off shotties and duct-tape them to your hull with a string leading from your cockpit to the trigger.
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
Rah Magnus > nah i am dislexic and had a crapy spelling teachers and never took typing class
Straith > Heh
Straith > Can I crack dyslexic jokes?
Rah Magnus > shure
Straith > I have a really good one...
Straith > Two dyslexicx in the back of a car
Straith > One says "Can you smell petrol?"
Straith > The other says "Smell petrol? I can't even smell my own name!"
Straith > Heh
Straith > Can I crack dyslexic jokes?
Rah Magnus > shure
Straith > I have a really good one...
Straith > Two dyslexicx in the back of a car
Straith > One says "Can you smell petrol?"
Straith > The other says "Smell petrol? I can't even smell my own name!"
Yasujiro Kaibara > Why hello there!
Overlord AmunRa > You have one of my containers what gives?
Yasujiro Kaibara > One of your containers? Oh, no no no. I have TWO of your containers.
Overlord AmunRa > You have one of my containers what gives?
Yasujiro Kaibara > One of your containers? Oh, no no no. I have TWO of your containers.
NGTM1R > SIEGE MODE ON THE CAN!
anister > AW HELL NO
anister > NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
anister > FUCK NO
anister > dad just signed onto msn
anister > seems he's changed his display pic to a nude one of my mum
anister > WRONG WRONG WRONG
anister > i feel ill, afk
anister > NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
anister > FUCK NO
anister > dad just signed onto msn
anister > seems he's changed his display pic to a nude one of my mum
anister > WRONG WRONG WRONG
anister > i feel ill, afk
Obsidian Hawk > oh shit im now the ceo
Duckeye > congrats
Chebri > o/
Obsidian Hawk > We will conquer destroy and burn all of new eden
Obsidian Hawk > after that is done all that will be heard is the laminations of amarr women!
Obsidian Hawk > fuck i dont know
Obsidian Hawk > i just need to boot people to set up a tower really
Arcelian > By laminations your gonna coat them in palstic?
Rhi Tehn > laminations of amarr women
Rhi Tehn > :;googles that::
Arcelian > Lamentations is the word I think you are looking for, which sounds pretty hawt
Duckeye > he means lamentations
Obsidian Hawk > there we go
Rhi Tehn > I like lamination more
Obsidian Hawk > yeah the conan the barbarian quote
Rhi Tehn > I'm going to invent a human laminator
Duckeye > I know some people have a fetish for being sealed up into an entire wall of latex, they have to have a tube give them air
Rhi Tehn > Seen the vacuum bed yet?
Nizzy55 > only used once
Rhi Tehn > Shrink wrapper for humans, why NOT a laminator?
Obsidian Hawk > oh dear jeebus what did i start
Duckeye > congrats
Chebri > o/
Obsidian Hawk > We will conquer destroy and burn all of new eden
Obsidian Hawk > after that is done all that will be heard is the laminations of amarr women!
Obsidian Hawk > fuck i dont know
Obsidian Hawk > i just need to boot people to set up a tower really
Arcelian > By laminations your gonna coat them in palstic?
Rhi Tehn > laminations of amarr women
Rhi Tehn > :;googles that::
Arcelian > Lamentations is the word I think you are looking for, which sounds pretty hawt
Duckeye > he means lamentations
Obsidian Hawk > there we go
Rhi Tehn > I like lamination more
Obsidian Hawk > yeah the conan the barbarian quote
Rhi Tehn > I'm going to invent a human laminator
Duckeye > I know some people have a fetish for being sealed up into an entire wall of latex, they have to have a tube give them air
Rhi Tehn > Seen the vacuum bed yet?
Nizzy55 > only used once
Rhi Tehn > Shrink wrapper for humans, why NOT a laminator?
Obsidian Hawk > oh dear jeebus what did i start
Xyliana > mining is better than sex