Ivan Wise > x up for friday gang!
Christos Hendez > X
Dedushka AU > x
Ivan Wise > Dedushka AU what ship?
Dedushka AU > stop talking to yourself
Ivan Wise > no you stop.
Christos Hendez > X
Dedushka AU > x
Ivan Wise > Dedushka AU what ship?
Dedushka AU > stop talking to yourself
Ivan Wise > no you stop.
IntegralHellsing > ever since i found out that PvP
was exciting, i just wanted to go to low sec and blow anyone i saw
Xealot > lol
Xealot > sounds like me, on the spot
was exciting, i just wanted to go to low sec and blow anyone i saw
Xealot > lol
Xealot > sounds like me, on the spot
<Warmonger> I'm so excited.
<Warmonger> And I just can't Hide it.
<Arthur> yeah we can all see your boner
<Warmonger> And I just can't Hide it.
<Arthur> yeah we can all see your boner
GhostWolf007 > A Player came into the area warped scrambled/webbed and power sucked me from 108km.
ScreamingLord Sutch > Sounds like you got attacked by Jesus.
ScreamingLord Sutch > Sounds like you got attacked by Jesus.
devians theoria > we had a german exchange student once, saw the vegemite and went 'oooo nutella' got a knife full of it and put it in her mouth. look on her face was priceless
Aznwithbeard > my gf just showed me her wedding dress and her bridesmaid dresses.
rodensteiner > what
Shane Wolfe > uh oh
Rendeath > oh boy you're in for it now
rodensteiner > why does she have that....?
Dewgong > dead man walking
Dewgong > QUICK, EJECT EJECT!
Aznwithbeard > online, not at the apt.
rodensteiner > but she's already got it all picked out....?
Dewgong > 'ship is no longer under your control'
rodensteiner > 'your capacitor is empty'
Aznwithbeard > OH SHIT IM JAMMED
rodensteiner > instalock
Dewgong > * makes those buzzing noises when youre tank fails
rodensteiner > err
Erus Fatum > can i have your stuff ?
Aznwithbeard > FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
rodensteiner > what
Shane Wolfe > uh oh
Rendeath > oh boy you're in for it now
rodensteiner > why does she have that....?
Dewgong > dead man walking
Dewgong > QUICK, EJECT EJECT!
Aznwithbeard > online, not at the apt.
rodensteiner > but she's already got it all picked out....?
Dewgong > 'ship is no longer under your control'
rodensteiner > 'your capacitor is empty'
Aznwithbeard > OH SHIT IM JAMMED
rodensteiner > instalock
Dewgong > * makes those buzzing noises when youre tank fails
rodensteiner > err
Erus Fatum > can i have your stuff ?
Aznwithbeard > FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jimblob > lol, guy in montenegro went into an undertakers and bought a coffin for cash
KwaLevu > hehe
Jimblob > opened it up and jumped in, produced a gun, put it to his head and pulled the trigger
Jimblob > paradmedics saved him as he managed to shoot himself through the chin and nose.
Jimblob > he is upset because the funeral parlor refused to give him a refund on the coffin
Kiera Lynch > roflmao
Kiera Lynch > every time I believe humanity can not get any stupider,, something always proves me wrong..
Jimblob > was going to say "and it's usually me" but that would look wrong somehow
KwaLevu > hehe
Jimblob > opened it up and jumped in, produced a gun, put it to his head and pulled the trigger
Jimblob > paradmedics saved him as he managed to shoot himself through the chin and nose.
Jimblob > he is upset because the funeral parlor refused to give him a refund on the coffin
Kiera Lynch > roflmao
Kiera Lynch > every time I believe humanity can not get any stupider,, something always proves me wrong..
Jimblob > was going to say "and it's usually me" but that would look wrong somehow
Brash Buccaneer > ofstrife, your salvage is rubbish, please do a better mission next time
Aani Lanaii > i just don't feel like beating off rats right now
Resdayn > /emote begins calibrating his mega pulses
Kura Accipter > Most normal men are happy to call it wanking resdayn.
Resdayn > /emote casts away his pappers and begins shooting wildly after kura
Kura Accipter > hahahahahahahahahahaha
Kura Accipter > /emote fondles the armour hardeners gaius gave him
Kura Accipter > /emote explodes cos he forgot to turn them on
Kura Accipter > Most normal men are happy to call it wanking resdayn.
Resdayn > /emote casts away his pappers and begins shooting wildly after kura
Kura Accipter > hahahahahahahahahahaha
Kura Accipter > /emote fondles the armour hardeners gaius gave him
Kura Accipter > /emote explodes cos he forgot to turn them on