Tombozo > Croooovan
Crovan > What?
Crovan > No
Tombozo > I thought you might say that
Tombozo > In preparation
Tombozo > I have taken your exotic dancers hostage.
Crovan > What?
Crovan > No
Tombozo > I thought you might say that
Tombozo > In preparation
Tombozo > I have taken your exotic dancers hostage.
Pod Man > my mom burns DVDs and I phear her 1337ness
Azia Burgi > :o
AetherDrop > what's a floppy disk grandpa?
Lokiathar > My mom won't even use a DVD player on her TV.
Azia Burgi > yeah my parents still have trouble with the VHS
Revilos > lol my mom throws the remote at the tv because she cant work it :P
Azia Burgi > lol
Pod Man > tvs should have voice control
Azia Burgi > NO
Azia Burgi > thats bad
Azia Burgi > what if the person on TV says "off"?
Revilos > ROFL
Lokiathar > People already fight over who is in control of the remote. Can you imagine what they would do if they just had to talk to the TV?
Azia Burgi > :o
AetherDrop > what's a floppy disk grandpa?
Lokiathar > My mom won't even use a DVD player on her TV.
Azia Burgi > yeah my parents still have trouble with the VHS
Revilos > lol my mom throws the remote at the tv because she cant work it :P
Azia Burgi > lol
Pod Man > tvs should have voice control
Azia Burgi > NO
Azia Burgi > thats bad
Azia Burgi > what if the person on TV says "off"?
Revilos > ROFL
Lokiathar > People already fight over who is in control of the remote. Can you imagine what they would do if they just had to talk to the TV?
GiR420 > still think they should put in a navy tengu :P
Jin Zone > and make t3 even more overpowered?
Vigosan > No such thing as overpowered. Only 'Good', 'Better', and "OMFG how do I KILL IT?!?!?!"
Jin Zone > and make t3 even more overpowered?
Vigosan > No such thing as overpowered. Only 'Good', 'Better', and "OMFG how do I KILL IT?!?!?!"
Arion Iscallion > to see the new hot cgi vid CCP made, hold down the control key and type quaffe
Xaeridan > Ship scan him, if you have one equipped. See what he's using, look at his age of his character.
Scarlet Velvet > grabby good with the right people lol
CadHauliper > If I pick things from a wreck that dosent belong to my corp, how long can they hunt me?
Cousin Balki > ship scan: let you see if pilot is in boxers or flying commando?
Scarlet Velvet > to the ends of the universe
Syrenox > he's in a pod
Lab Dog > till they kill you or 15 mins, whever comes first
Cousin Balki > in a pod, then probably flying commando
SandWormJr > He's definitely flying commando then.
Scarlet Velvet > grabby good with the right people lol
CadHauliper > If I pick things from a wreck that dosent belong to my corp, how long can they hunt me?
Cousin Balki > ship scan: let you see if pilot is in boxers or flying commando?
Scarlet Velvet > to the ends of the universe
Syrenox > he's in a pod
Lab Dog > till they kill you or 15 mins, whever comes first
Cousin Balki > in a pod, then probably flying commando
SandWormJr > He's definitely flying commando then.
NarkoKrig > thats an awsome ship you got there Chew ;)
Chewan Mesa > Left my baby in 0.0 :)
Haffrage > Am I a bad person for reading "left my baby in" and thinking "microwave?"
Chewan Mesa > Left my baby in 0.0 :)
Haffrage > Am I a bad person for reading "left my baby in" and thinking "microwave?"
Fast Eddie > Knew a girl once with boobs on her back.... not much to look at, but great fun to dance with... :)
Tiberious Thessalonia > How is everyone else?
Valerie Valate > Out-standing!
Tiberious Thessalonia > You seem in a good mood today, Valerie.
Literia > I am weill thank you Tiberious
Valerie Valate > I am filled with the eternal JOY that comes from embracing God's love.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yes, but you are not usually so... energized about it.
Valerie Valate > unlike the wretched souls of sinners such as doll-minions of unbelievers, who are shunned. SHUN!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ah.
Valerie Valate > shun them! sssshhhhhhuuuuuunnnn
Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I make it a point to not truely shun anyone.
Valerie Valate > Incredible!
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods very, very slowly.
Valerie Valate > superb!
Valerie Valate > beware the dolls, they are the spreader of untruths.
Valerie Valate > but the Book of Redemption says All!
Tiberious Thessalonia > wait, who are these dolls again?
Valerie Valate > the Cat of Righteousness shall be placed amongst the Pigeons of Heresy
Graelyn > /emote sighs
Graelyn > The dolls again.
Valerie Valate > and they shall be scattered!
Valerie Valate > Many things will come to Pass!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Water shall run! Wind shall blow!
Tiberious Thessalonia > See? I could get into this.
Graelyn > Someone made a series of novelty plushie dolls a while back, based on my person.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ahhh, I see
Graelyn > They have somehow become a point of interest to Sani Sabik prophetical groups.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I've only ever heard Valerie mention them
Graelyn > To my utter bafflement.
Valerie Valate > the unbelievers have grown fat on the Bread of Lies, baked from the Flour of Heresy, milled by the Unholy Rumour Mill, from the grain of Truth.
Valerie Valate > but Man cannot live on bread alone
Valerie Valate > Cast out the Bread of Lies, it is fit only for the Pigeons of Heresy, which are destroyed by the Cat of Truth
Tiberious Thessalonia > Wait, is Truth a cat or a grain?
Ashar KorAzor > What.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Your theology is absolutely baffling to me, Valerie.
Valerie Valate > Truth comes in many forms, dear Tiberious
Tiberious Thessalonia > Abbess, how are you?
Ashar KorAzor > Confused.
Ashar KorAzor > You?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Much the same. *chuckles*
Tiberious Thessalonia > Its best to let it continue.
Valerie Valate > The Rumour Mill, is a contraption of the Deceiver!
Valerie Valate > Molok was the first! to take the grain of truth, and form it into the bread of lies. The Yeast of Lust.
Valerie Valate > do not trust the yeast of lust, for it is unrighteous
Graelyn > /emote falls down
Ashar KorAzor > /emote stares.
Literia > /emote blinks
Valerie Valate > A cake of blasphemy, it is a pretty thing, but results in fatness of the soul
Tiberious Thessalonia > I take it you haven't met Valerie, Abbess?
Ashar KorAzor > Darlin', you drunk?
Ashar KorAzor > Drunk on corn liquor maybe?
Ashar KorAzor > I've met her.
Ashar KorAzor > Last time I talked to her, she didn't have the alcoholism, though.
JiaLei Lian > Wouldn't an empty soul be a bad thing?
Valerie Valate > And when the Cake of Blasphemy is introduced to the Spork of Divine purpose, what then? The inner unrighteousness is revealed to all!
Graelyn > /emote is unable to stand
Valerie Valate > and it crumbles!
Graelyn > *Audio is unavilible*
Ashar KorAzor > Fucksake
Ashar KorAzor > The baking metaphors.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh god, God preserve me.
Ashar KorAzor > You'll do me an injury.
Valerie Valate > the Cake of Blasphemy crumbles because it is a terrible cake that only makes you fat and unhappy
Literia > But, I like cake
Ashar KorAzor > Are you busking? Is this Blooder stand-up?
Ashar KorAzor > Is there a hat I can toss some money into?
Valerie Valate > cast out the cake of blasphemy, and consume the cake of righteousness
Valerie Valate > that fills the soul with Divine Purpose!
Ashar KorAzor > The cake of righteousness she offers is false!
Ashar KorAzor > It is urinal cake.
Valerie Valate > Lies!
Ashar KorAzor > TRUTH.
Valerie Valate > Lies and slander by an agent of the Heretics!
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE THE HERETIC, HERETIC.
Valerie Valate > for I have seen the inflatable buildings of the Theology Council
Ashar KorAzor > I am both pure and true.
Ashar KorAzor > What?
Graelyn > /emote appears again, red-faced
Ashar KorAzor > Some old priest's blow-up doll isn't a building.
Valerie Valate > This penalty was incurred for destroying Amarr Empire's Blood Raider Chapel in G-TT5V
Valerie Valate > the Pin of Faith bursts the Balloon of Blasphemy
Ashar KorAzor > What was so special about that chapel? We've destroyed all kinds of damn chapels.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote sits back, looking quite amused.
Ashar KorAzor > Anyway, you can't bake.
Ashar KorAzor > I bet your cakes taste like drop.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I demand a bakeoff.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Whoever wins can save my soul.
Ashar KorAzor > I don't trust her and her blood-pudding.
Literia > Devil's food cake?
Nikita Alterana > /emote laughs
Nikita Alterana > So what sort of cake is my cake then? Angel food cake? that sounds vaguely holy.
Ashar KorAzor > Also you and I should talk teas later, when there's not people offering urinal cake.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods his head.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake, heretic.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake is a lie.
Valerie Valate > Blood sausage, do not make me laugh
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about this.
Valerie Valate > such lies are spread by the Theology council
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about your blood-sausage urinal cake.
Ashar KorAzor > Take your disturbing food-fetishes elsewhere.
Tiberious Thessalonia > You know, this discussion -had- been making me hungry, until now.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yuck.
Valerie Valate > Lies! to oppress and be generally not very nice in unspecified at the moment ways
Ashar KorAzor > And then, the temptation was ended.
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE not nice in SPECIFIED ways.
Valerie Valate > I am the model of divine purpose
Valerie Valate > Consider the mushroom.
Valerie Valate > grown in the Darkness, it is pretty nasty, and turns everything manky. Such is heresy.
Graelyn > You've been eating the wrong mushrooms.
Graelyn > Which might also explain other things, now that I think of it......
Valerie Valate > whereas the Flower of Righteousness grows in the Light of Faith and is pretty and smells good and is generally nice.
Valerie Valate > Through such metaphors, God reveals his plan to the True Believers.
Valerie Valate > Therefore, Tiberious, reject the sandwich of blasphemy, and consume the sandwich of righteousness.
Valerie Valate > Out-standing!
Tiberious Thessalonia > You seem in a good mood today, Valerie.
Literia > I am weill thank you Tiberious
Valerie Valate > I am filled with the eternal JOY that comes from embracing God's love.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yes, but you are not usually so... energized about it.
Valerie Valate > unlike the wretched souls of sinners such as doll-minions of unbelievers, who are shunned. SHUN!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ah.
Valerie Valate > shun them! sssshhhhhhuuuuuunnnn
Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I make it a point to not truely shun anyone.
Valerie Valate > Incredible!
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods very, very slowly.
Valerie Valate > superb!
Valerie Valate > beware the dolls, they are the spreader of untruths.
Valerie Valate > but the Book of Redemption says All!
Tiberious Thessalonia > wait, who are these dolls again?
Valerie Valate > the Cat of Righteousness shall be placed amongst the Pigeons of Heresy
Graelyn > /emote sighs
Graelyn > The dolls again.
Valerie Valate > and they shall be scattered!
Valerie Valate > Many things will come to Pass!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Water shall run! Wind shall blow!
Tiberious Thessalonia > See? I could get into this.
Graelyn > Someone made a series of novelty plushie dolls a while back, based on my person.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ahhh, I see
Graelyn > They have somehow become a point of interest to Sani Sabik prophetical groups.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I've only ever heard Valerie mention them
Graelyn > To my utter bafflement.
Valerie Valate > the unbelievers have grown fat on the Bread of Lies, baked from the Flour of Heresy, milled by the Unholy Rumour Mill, from the grain of Truth.
Valerie Valate > but Man cannot live on bread alone
Valerie Valate > Cast out the Bread of Lies, it is fit only for the Pigeons of Heresy, which are destroyed by the Cat of Truth
Tiberious Thessalonia > Wait, is Truth a cat or a grain?
Ashar KorAzor > What.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Your theology is absolutely baffling to me, Valerie.
Valerie Valate > Truth comes in many forms, dear Tiberious
Tiberious Thessalonia > Abbess, how are you?
Ashar KorAzor > Confused.
Ashar KorAzor > You?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Much the same. *chuckles*
Tiberious Thessalonia > Its best to let it continue.
Valerie Valate > The Rumour Mill, is a contraption of the Deceiver!
Valerie Valate > Molok was the first! to take the grain of truth, and form it into the bread of lies. The Yeast of Lust.
Valerie Valate > do not trust the yeast of lust, for it is unrighteous
Graelyn > /emote falls down
Ashar KorAzor > /emote stares.
Literia > /emote blinks
Valerie Valate > A cake of blasphemy, it is a pretty thing, but results in fatness of the soul
Tiberious Thessalonia > I take it you haven't met Valerie, Abbess?
Ashar KorAzor > Darlin', you drunk?
Ashar KorAzor > Drunk on corn liquor maybe?
Ashar KorAzor > I've met her.
Ashar KorAzor > Last time I talked to her, she didn't have the alcoholism, though.
JiaLei Lian > Wouldn't an empty soul be a bad thing?
Valerie Valate > And when the Cake of Blasphemy is introduced to the Spork of Divine purpose, what then? The inner unrighteousness is revealed to all!
Graelyn > /emote is unable to stand
Valerie Valate > and it crumbles!
Graelyn > *Audio is unavilible*
Ashar KorAzor > Fucksake
Ashar KorAzor > The baking metaphors.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh god, God preserve me.
Ashar KorAzor > You'll do me an injury.
Valerie Valate > the Cake of Blasphemy crumbles because it is a terrible cake that only makes you fat and unhappy
Literia > But, I like cake
Ashar KorAzor > Are you busking? Is this Blooder stand-up?
Ashar KorAzor > Is there a hat I can toss some money into?
Valerie Valate > cast out the cake of blasphemy, and consume the cake of righteousness
Valerie Valate > that fills the soul with Divine Purpose!
Ashar KorAzor > The cake of righteousness she offers is false!
Ashar KorAzor > It is urinal cake.
Valerie Valate > Lies!
Ashar KorAzor > TRUTH.
Valerie Valate > Lies and slander by an agent of the Heretics!
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE THE HERETIC, HERETIC.
Valerie Valate > for I have seen the inflatable buildings of the Theology Council
Ashar KorAzor > I am both pure and true.
Ashar KorAzor > What?
Graelyn > /emote appears again, red-faced
Ashar KorAzor > Some old priest's blow-up doll isn't a building.
Valerie Valate > This penalty was incurred for destroying Amarr Empire's Blood Raider Chapel in G-TT5V
Valerie Valate > the Pin of Faith bursts the Balloon of Blasphemy
Ashar KorAzor > What was so special about that chapel? We've destroyed all kinds of damn chapels.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote sits back, looking quite amused.
Ashar KorAzor > Anyway, you can't bake.
Ashar KorAzor > I bet your cakes taste like drop.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I demand a bakeoff.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Whoever wins can save my soul.
Ashar KorAzor > I don't trust her and her blood-pudding.
Literia > Devil's food cake?
Nikita Alterana > /emote laughs
Nikita Alterana > So what sort of cake is my cake then? Angel food cake? that sounds vaguely holy.
Ashar KorAzor > Also you and I should talk teas later, when there's not people offering urinal cake.
Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote nods his head.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake, heretic.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake is a lie.
Valerie Valate > Blood sausage, do not make me laugh
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about this.
Valerie Valate > such lies are spread by the Theology council
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about your blood-sausage urinal cake.
Ashar KorAzor > Take your disturbing food-fetishes elsewhere.
Tiberious Thessalonia > You know, this discussion -had- been making me hungry, until now.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yuck.
Valerie Valate > Lies! to oppress and be generally not very nice in unspecified at the moment ways
Ashar KorAzor > And then, the temptation was ended.
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE not nice in SPECIFIED ways.
Valerie Valate > I am the model of divine purpose
Valerie Valate > Consider the mushroom.
Valerie Valate > grown in the Darkness, it is pretty nasty, and turns everything manky. Such is heresy.
Graelyn > You've been eating the wrong mushrooms.
Graelyn > Which might also explain other things, now that I think of it......
Valerie Valate > whereas the Flower of Righteousness grows in the Light of Faith and is pretty and smells good and is generally nice.
Valerie Valate > Through such metaphors, God reveals his plan to the True Believers.
Valerie Valate > Therefore, Tiberious, reject the sandwich of blasphemy, and consume the sandwich of righteousness.
(Galazar) some cock show me
(Galazar) then set his cspa charge to 100mil
(&MrBlades) Gal!
(Galazar) *shot
(Galazar) SHOT
(&MrBlades) Oh
(Galazar) true typo
(Greme) lmao
(Galazar) then set his cspa charge to 100mil
(&MrBlades) Gal!
(Galazar) *shot
(Galazar) SHOT
(&MrBlades) Oh
(Galazar) true typo
(Greme) lmao
hired goon > i hate it when you get a itch on the side of your nob
hired goon > but when you scratch it you get a boner
Jango Revas > nice
Sarmaul > in the bio it goes
Jango Revas > its worse when its under ya bell end
zeligs > not good
DARKLING > depends who u get to scratch it
Jango Revas > my wife with her tonge
DARKLING > too rough
DARKLING > errrm
DARKLING > nm
DARKLING > forget I said that ;)
Jango Revas > lol
Jango Revas > so you have seen her then
Ackia > omgrawr
Kraeze > lol
hired goon > but when you scratch it you get a boner
Jango Revas > nice
Sarmaul > in the bio it goes
Jango Revas > its worse when its under ya bell end
zeligs > not good
DARKLING > depends who u get to scratch it
Jango Revas > my wife with her tonge
DARKLING > too rough
DARKLING > errrm
DARKLING > nm
DARKLING > forget I said that ;)
Jango Revas > lol
Jango Revas > so you have seen her then
Ackia > omgrawr
Kraeze > lol