Hellspawn01 > And if you really care to know, the absolute maximum speed of a claw is 20,590.77 m/s. However a crusader can reach 20,836.21 m/s. That's with max navigation skills, full snake set, 8% speed implant, zor's hyper-link, my-2, and a max gang skill pilot fl...
MuttonChops III > that's just... too fast
Sukila Kai > can you shoot while traveling at that speed
Ratzap > More important, can you hit
Hellspawn01 > can you see it?
MuttonChops III > you can't even see at that speed.. rofl
MuttonChops III > that's just... too fast
Sukila Kai > can you shoot while traveling at that speed
Ratzap > More important, can you hit
Hellspawn01 > can you see it?
MuttonChops III > you can't even see at that speed.. rofl
fmercury > i'm flying 3 cdfe right now
Taudia > cdfe?
fmercury > cock defense field extenders
Taudia > Ah
Taudia > ...I don't even think I have a cock defence field on this thing
fmercury > well there's your problem right there
fmercury > a big naked muscular dude with an erection comes running at you, what are you going to do
Taudia > Be out-cocked....?
fmercury > yes
fmercury > also raped
Taudia > Damn
Taudia > It's the sex part of the rape that really sucks
Taudia > Who the hell makes a spaceship without a codpiece anyway
Taudia > cdfe?
fmercury > cock defense field extenders
Taudia > Ah
Taudia > ...I don't even think I have a cock defence field on this thing
fmercury > well there's your problem right there
fmercury > a big naked muscular dude with an erection comes running at you, what are you going to do
Taudia > Be out-cocked....?
fmercury > yes
fmercury > also raped
Taudia > Damn
Taudia > It's the sex part of the rape that really sucks
Taudia > Who the hell makes a spaceship without a codpiece anyway
Draco Hemigidious > are they christian and emo? makes perfect sense
Marc Valerius > just typical christian aka hypocrite
Draco Hemigidious > oh I can't wait for a priv convo, I'm serious, I'm gonna renounce god and give my soul to satan online via a pact with the darklord and my pod
Marc Valerius > rofl
Marc Valerius > I'll just tell her I'm a lawyer
Marc Valerius > all of that will go without saying anything else
Marc Valerius > just typical christian aka hypocrite
Draco Hemigidious > oh I can't wait for a priv convo, I'm serious, I'm gonna renounce god and give my soul to satan online via a pact with the darklord and my pod
Marc Valerius > rofl
Marc Valerius > I'll just tell her I'm a lawyer
Marc Valerius > all of that will go without saying anything else
<KaleZombie> you're not even a real gay
<Galazar> ...
<Galazar> i am
<KaleZombie> It's disgraceful
<Galazar> i really am
<Galazar> watch
<KaleZombie> pfft
<JoeyLemur> Lipstick gay?
* Galazar is for teh gheyyy
<KaleZombie> It's too late now
<Galazar> see
<Galazar> please kale
<KaleZombie> Just
<Galazar> im gay
<KaleZombie> get out of my sight
* Galazar looks at the floor
<Galazar> please?
<KaleZombie> I can't take you playing me like a fool anymore, Gal.
<KaleZombie> I've had enough!
<Galazar> im sorry
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<KaleZombie> No
<Galazar> please?
<Galazar> please?
<KaleZombie> Too late.
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> PLEASE!
<KaleZombie> You had your chance.
<Galazar> but i was messing about
<KaleZombie> Oh, so many chances.
<Galazar> please, just one more chance
<KaleZombie> It's always ONE MORE CHANCE WITH YOU
<KaleZombie> ITS ONE MORE CHANCE GALAZAR
<Galazar> i know
<Galazar> but this time i'll be good
<Galazar> i swear
<Galazar> just me and u kale
<KaleZombie> Well here's one chance you'll never get
<Galazar> i swear it
* KaleZombie leaves
<Galazar> please!
<Galazar> forgive me
* Galazar cries on the floor while reaching after Kale
<Galazar> ...
<Galazar> i am
<KaleZombie> It's disgraceful
<Galazar> i really am
<Galazar> watch
<KaleZombie> pfft
<JoeyLemur> Lipstick gay?
* Galazar is for teh gheyyy
<KaleZombie> It's too late now
<Galazar> see
<Galazar> please kale
<KaleZombie> Just
<Galazar> im gay
<KaleZombie> get out of my sight
* Galazar looks at the floor
<Galazar> please?
<KaleZombie> I can't take you playing me like a fool anymore, Gal.
<KaleZombie> I've had enough!
<Galazar> im sorry
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<KaleZombie> No
<Galazar> please?
<Galazar> please?
<KaleZombie> Too late.
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> PLEASE!
<KaleZombie> You had your chance.
<Galazar> but i was messing about
<KaleZombie> Oh, so many chances.
<Galazar> please, just one more chance
<KaleZombie> It's always ONE MORE CHANCE WITH YOU
<KaleZombie> ITS ONE MORE CHANCE GALAZAR
<Galazar> i know
<Galazar> but this time i'll be good
<Galazar> i swear
<Galazar> just me and u kale
<KaleZombie> Well here's one chance you'll never get
<Galazar> i swear it
* KaleZombie leaves
<Galazar> please!
<Galazar> forgive me
* Galazar cries on the floor while reaching after Kale
Vexont > Lets assume you are correct, that your guns DO do more damage
Vexont > how in the holy mother of FUCK do they?
Jagger E > you said dodo
Vexont > harf harf harf /3rd grade voice
Jagger E > i like dodo birds.
Vexont > they are extinct...
Jagger E > i used to have a pet dodo
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > dude
Vexont > they are extinct
Jagger E > nah dawg, they're alive
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > that was probably the most fail lie EVER
Jagger E > they lied, they just don't want you to hunt them
Vexont > how in the holy mother of FUCK do they?
Jagger E > you said dodo
Vexont > harf harf harf /3rd grade voice
Jagger E > i like dodo birds.
Vexont > they are extinct...
Jagger E > i used to have a pet dodo
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > dude
Vexont > they are extinct
Jagger E > nah dawg, they're alive
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > that was probably the most fail lie EVER
Jagger E > they lied, they just don't want you to hunt them
Dantes Wolf > anyone ever gave some thought to our neighbouring system?
Dantes Wolf > imo, the guys at CCP gets what they need lol
Dantes Wolf > L-1hkr
Dantes Wolf > Lone Hooker
Dantes Wolf > lol
Dantes Wolf > the constellation looks like a dick too xD
Dantes Wolf > imo, the guys at CCP gets what they need lol
Dantes Wolf > L-1hkr
Dantes Wolf > Lone Hooker
Dantes Wolf > lol
Dantes Wolf > the constellation looks like a dick too xD
Jungle Jim > bastards
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
*** DJ-XMAN has quit (Quit: o/ yes i dont need arms to mix i use my cock! and damn its hard)
<Wacoede> 0.0 to that quit msg
<Vicrry> I bet he don't mean it's difficult :P
<KnyghtMare> I bet it's because his pecker is small
<Vicrry> lol
<Presenter_Damage> cant be that hard to press 'automix'
<Presenter_Damage> :P
<Wacoede> ouch
<Presenter_Damage> im glad he isnt able to see that
<Wacoede> 0.0 to that quit msg
<Vicrry> I bet he don't mean it's difficult :P
<KnyghtMare> I bet it's because his pecker is small
<Vicrry> lol
<Presenter_Damage> cant be that hard to press 'automix'
<Presenter_Damage> :P
<Wacoede> ouch
<Presenter_Damage> im glad he isnt able to see that
* Serelon wants a snowball bpo
Reatu Krentor > snowball bpo instructions: 1. go to icefield 2. mine ice 3. when enough ice has been gathered, grind it all up 4. roll into balls 5. have fun
Reatu Krentor > snowball bpo instructions: 1. go to icefield 2. mine ice 3. when enough ice has been gathered, grind it all up 4. roll into balls 5. have fun
The Valkyrier > gallente are gay, minmatar are rejects, amarr are mad, caldari are on top
Dusk Peashooter > Caldari are robots
Dusk Peashooter > And Amarr are bald
Khelmon > caldari suck balls..each others...yeah..even their women have balls
The Valkyrier > caldari doesn't have balls
The Valkyrier > we dont need them
Dusk Peashooter > How ironic huh, since their men are pussies
Dusk Peashooter > Caldari are robots
Dusk Peashooter > And Amarr are bald
Khelmon > caldari suck balls..each others...yeah..even their women have balls
The Valkyrier > caldari doesn't have balls
The Valkyrier > we dont need them
Dusk Peashooter > How ironic huh, since their men are pussies