fardolce > do locator agents only locate in their own station?
Dawne Xi > fardolce you need to go to their station to use them if that's what you're asking .... I think I'd want my money back if the Locator agent took my money and said "Nope he's not here... "
Dawne Xi > fardolce you need to go to their station to use them if that's what you're asking .... I think I'd want my money back if the Locator agent took my money and said "Nope he's not here... "
Miklos Atreides > when mommies and daddies love eachother very much.... sometimes the headboard hits the wall with a certain rhythm
the_slayer: maybe I should just get out the closet already
the_slayer: no problem with girls then :D
Arkhamina: heh.
Vinata: yeah, I don't think you've thought this through any further than "can't get dumped by girls"
Arkhamina: I hear vinata is single ;)
the_slayer: theres the issue with that ocean tho
Arkhamina: true. dating someone in another country is a right pain in the ass.
Vinata: Well if he's gonna be gay he's got to get used to that
the_slayer: no problem with girls then :D
Arkhamina: heh.
Vinata: yeah, I don't think you've thought this through any further than "can't get dumped by girls"
Arkhamina: I hear vinata is single ;)
the_slayer: theres the issue with that ocean tho
Arkhamina: true. dating someone in another country is a right pain in the ass.
Vinata: Well if he's gonna be gay he's got to get used to that
Shi'Tao > it would be cool if i could mine cloaked
InsaneMachine > ok
InsaneMachine > take everythign you could ever want to do cloacked that is cool
InsaneMachine > then say to yourself that you can't do it
Shi'Tao > masterbate cloaked?
InsaneMachine > no you can't do that either
Shi'Tao > i beg to differ :P
InsaneMachine > ok
InsaneMachine > take everythign you could ever want to do cloacked that is cool
InsaneMachine > then say to yourself that you can't do it
Shi'Tao > masterbate cloaked?
InsaneMachine > no you can't do that either
Shi'Tao > i beg to differ :P
Canine Fiend > bloody hell
Canine Fiend > a GM unstuck me from the BZ station and moved my typhoon with me over to VNGJ
FraXy > ouch
Stealthbite > wow you let a GM see you in a typhoon?
Canine Fiend > a GM unstuck me from the BZ station and moved my typhoon with me over to VNGJ
FraXy > ouch
Stealthbite > wow you let a GM see you in a typhoon?
bonekill Rinn > 01:04:44 Notify J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I deactivates as Broke Dick Mountian begins to explode.
Zenn Sefaris > hey bone, my Broke Dick Mountain exploded one second before yours did
Zenn Sefaris > hey bone, my Broke Dick Mountain exploded one second before yours did
Wrayeth > o Aimee
Aimee Turk > hey wrayeth
Wrayeth > 'Sup, man?
Aimee Turk > fucking pissed off at CCP
Wrayeth > O.o
Wrayeth > What happened? You lose some shit during the clusterfuck this morning?
Wrayeth > Er...yesterday morning.
Aimee Turk > Yes
Aimee Turk > 100M of shit
Wrayeth > What was it?
Aimee Turk > 5 harwiring implants
Wrayeth > That'd do it.
Aimee Turk > 4 425mm Meta 4 guns
Wrayeth > Have they responded to your petition yet?
Aimee Turk > a meta 4 mag stab
Aimee Turk > I only just found out then
Wrayeth > :(
Aimee Turk > but I have somehow managed to implant a Plutonimu Cahrge into my head in slot 0
Aimee Turk > fucking cunts
Wrayeth > Well, they're aware of the issue and are reimbursing people, so file a petition.
Wrayeth > LMFAO
Wrayeth > A plutonium charge in your head?
Wrayeth > You seriously need to screenshot that.
Aimee Turk > yeah
Aimee Turk > how do i screen shot?
Wrayeth > Printscreen
Aimee Turk > oh, is that all - thought they had somethign special for it
Tancred > press print screen on you key board and paste into windows paint
Tancred > and save as a jpg then share
Tancred > :)
Wrayeth > Go into general settings and set to save screenshots in high quality for the best evidence. hehe
Wrayeth > It's actually kind of cool that CCp put a cranial bomb in your head.
Wrayeth > Er....wait...
Tancred > lol
Aimee Turk > what is REALLY fucked about this is that tongiht is the one time all fucking weekeend I will actually get to play
Aimee Turk > and now I cant do shit cause all the gear I needed is fucked
Wrayeth > And 'cause you have a bomb in your head.
Aimee Turk > that too wrayeth
Aimee Turk > oh well, I guess its off to play roller coaster tycoon 2 then
Aimee Turk > fucking CCP
Tancred > i think that bomb is affecting aimee's mood :(
Aimee Turk > hey wrayeth
Wrayeth > 'Sup, man?
Aimee Turk > fucking pissed off at CCP
Wrayeth > O.o
Wrayeth > What happened? You lose some shit during the clusterfuck this morning?
Wrayeth > Er...yesterday morning.
Aimee Turk > Yes
Aimee Turk > 100M of shit
Wrayeth > What was it?
Aimee Turk > 5 harwiring implants
Wrayeth > That'd do it.
Aimee Turk > 4 425mm Meta 4 guns
Wrayeth > Have they responded to your petition yet?
Aimee Turk > a meta 4 mag stab
Aimee Turk > I only just found out then
Wrayeth > :(
Aimee Turk > but I have somehow managed to implant a Plutonimu Cahrge into my head in slot 0
Aimee Turk > fucking cunts
Wrayeth > Well, they're aware of the issue and are reimbursing people, so file a petition.
Wrayeth > LMFAO
Wrayeth > A plutonium charge in your head?
Wrayeth > You seriously need to screenshot that.
Aimee Turk > yeah
Aimee Turk > how do i screen shot?
Wrayeth > Printscreen
Aimee Turk > oh, is that all - thought they had somethign special for it
Tancred > press print screen on you key board and paste into windows paint
Tancred > and save as a jpg then share
Tancred > :)
Wrayeth > Go into general settings and set to save screenshots in high quality for the best evidence. hehe
Wrayeth > It's actually kind of cool that CCp put a cranial bomb in your head.
Wrayeth > Er....wait...
Tancred > lol
Aimee Turk > what is REALLY fucked about this is that tongiht is the one time all fucking weekeend I will actually get to play
Aimee Turk > and now I cant do shit cause all the gear I needed is fucked
Wrayeth > And 'cause you have a bomb in your head.
Aimee Turk > that too wrayeth
Aimee Turk > oh well, I guess its off to play roller coaster tycoon 2 then
Aimee Turk > fucking CCP
Tancred > i think that bomb is affecting aimee's mood :(
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(Tafon & I are recruiters, and have just recruited BAL0R)
Tafon > Hi Balor, welcome to AlphaCorp.
BAL0R > thanks tafon :)
JLobes > did u seriously just type AlphaCorp?
Tafon > shut up lobes
Tafon > being polite and formal to our new members
JLobes > lol, not telling them the right name of the corp is neither polite or formal
Tafon > wtf since when is our name alpa
* JLobes stares blankly.
Tafon > dammit.... ive always thought we were alpha.... now i have to leave.....
JLobes > Alpa, like an Alpaca
BAL0R > lmao
JLobes > notice all the Llama references?
Tafon > oooohhhh :::enlightnment:::
BAL0R > :P
JLobes > its a dromedary, like a Llama.
Tafon > dammit
JLobes > Well Balor, we all learn something new every day.
BAL0R > we do
Tafon > im in acorp that worships a big veld rock and thinks they're llamas
JLobes > lol, well, u already knew about the Veld Rock.
Tafon > shut up!
Tafon > welcome to the corp balor =P
(Tafon & I are recruiters, and have just recruited BAL0R)
Tafon > Hi Balor, welcome to AlphaCorp.
BAL0R > thanks tafon :)
JLobes > did u seriously just type AlphaCorp?
Tafon > shut up lobes
Tafon > being polite and formal to our new members
JLobes > lol, not telling them the right name of the corp is neither polite or formal
Tafon > wtf since when is our name alpa
* JLobes stares blankly.
Tafon > dammit.... ive always thought we were alpha.... now i have to leave.....
JLobes > Alpa, like an Alpaca
BAL0R > lmao
JLobes > notice all the Llama references?
Tafon > oooohhhh :::enlightnment:::
BAL0R > :P
JLobes > its a dromedary, like a Llama.
Tafon > dammit
JLobes > Well Balor, we all learn something new every day.
BAL0R > we do
Tafon > im in acorp that worships a big veld rock and thinks they're llamas
JLobes > lol, well, u already knew about the Veld Rock.
Tafon > shut up!
Tafon > welcome to the corp balor =P
<Tenshi> 450 somalis and ethiopians? knives or no ... how do you force 450 ppl overboard?
<HellGremlin> Easy.
<HellGremlin> Throw a twinkie into the sea.
<HellGremlin> Easy.
<HellGremlin> Throw a twinkie into the sea.
Tony O > Our tinfoil cannot repel mind control of that magnitude!