Calexis Atredies > hmmm what cookies is BoB selling today?
Calexis Atredies > i bet the girl scouts are raising money for a new titan or somthing...
Sofia Roseburn > A Titan? In their pants?
Cheese999 > /emote likes girl scouts
Calexis Atredies > so err... what flavour have they brought us this time... those AXE thin mints were a bit miff
Infinity sh0ck > a new flavor. it tastes like a cross between 'stfu' and 'cut off your fingers'
Calexis Atredies > that doesnt sound very tasty
Infinity sh0ck > doesnt matter how it tastes. try it.
Calexis Atredies > a cookie by any other name tastes just as yummy
Infinity sh0ck > ill give you 5isk if you never type anything ever again
Foskolas > lmao
Calexis Atredies > wow youre rather rude
Calexis Atredies > i bet the girl scouts are raising money for a new titan or somthing...
Sofia Roseburn > A Titan? In their pants?
Cheese999 > /emote likes girl scouts
Calexis Atredies > so err... what flavour have they brought us this time... those AXE thin mints were a bit miff
Infinity sh0ck > a new flavor. it tastes like a cross between 'stfu' and 'cut off your fingers'
Calexis Atredies > that doesnt sound very tasty
Infinity sh0ck > doesnt matter how it tastes. try it.
Calexis Atredies > a cookie by any other name tastes just as yummy
Infinity sh0ck > ill give you 5isk if you never type anything ever again
Foskolas > lmao
Calexis Atredies > wow youre rather rude
Omlyn > a WW2 ace was invited to a class to talk
Omlyn > he was describing a dogfight
Omlyn > he said "...and the fuckers were coming directly out of the sun"
Omlyn > the class all laughs
Omlyn > the teacher said " class class, a Fokker is a german airplane
Omlyn > so the ww2 guy resumes
Omlyn > "and as I was saying the fuckers in their messerschmidts were coming out of the sun..."
Omlyn > he was describing a dogfight
Omlyn > he said "...and the fuckers were coming directly out of the sun"
Omlyn > the class all laughs
Omlyn > the teacher said " class class, a Fokker is a german airplane
Omlyn > so the ww2 guy resumes
Omlyn > "and as I was saying the fuckers in their messerschmidts were coming out of the sun..."
Citizen Payne > LMAO!
Citizen Payne > was talking to a friend of mine in IM< and she asks me why is Missouri trying to bring back scalping
Big Fuzz > wtf?
Citizen Payne > she said it's barbaric and wondered why they wanna bring it back
Citizen Payne > after reading the article in question, I notice they're referring to ticket scalping
Big Fuzz > LOL
Citizen Payne > so she feels like an idiot now
Big Fuzz > ticket scalping is barbaric
Citizen Payne > and i'm still laughing
Citizen Payne > my first thought was ......WTF is wrong wit this ass backwards state
Raezhina > hahaha
Raezhina > them dam injuns!
Raezhina > what I wanna know is, who the hell did they think they were gonna scalp anyway?
Big Fuzz > lol
Big Fuzz > 2007 -- the year the missourians scalped BACK
Citizen Payne > was talking to a friend of mine in IM< and she asks me why is Missouri trying to bring back scalping
Big Fuzz > wtf?
Citizen Payne > she said it's barbaric and wondered why they wanna bring it back
Citizen Payne > after reading the article in question, I notice they're referring to ticket scalping
Big Fuzz > LOL
Citizen Payne > so she feels like an idiot now
Big Fuzz > ticket scalping is barbaric
Citizen Payne > and i'm still laughing
Citizen Payne > my first thought was ......WTF is wrong wit this ass backwards state
Raezhina > hahaha
Raezhina > them dam injuns!
Raezhina > what I wanna know is, who the hell did they think they were gonna scalp anyway?
Big Fuzz > lol
Big Fuzz > 2007 -- the year the missourians scalped BACK
Morgan Frost > What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Aven Night > umm don't "Free gifts" only aply if you send money on otherstuff frist?
Raymond Sterns > Free gifts are gifts that you pay without knowing you paid for it
Clytamnestra > Oh, like STDs?
Aven Night > umm don't "Free gifts" only aply if you send money on otherstuff frist?
Raymond Sterns > Free gifts are gifts that you pay without knowing you paid for it
Clytamnestra > Oh, like STDs?
<Shambley|sorehead> 3rd night in a row i've been out with 10 sexy east european women - im startin to remember what single life was like - pity they all know my wife :-(
* Shambley|sorehead is now known as Shambley
<Vander|BIG> if you think your head is sore now try doing anything with them and seeing what happens
<Shambley> hehe yup power of the ring she can still kill me even though she is 5-6 countries away
<Voltaire|BIG> One ring to rule Shambley, One ring to find him, one ring to bring him and in the darkness bind him.
<Vander|BIG> oh and beat him up for a bit
* Shambley|sorehead is now known as Shambley
<Vander|BIG> if you think your head is sore now try doing anything with them and seeing what happens
<Shambley> hehe yup power of the ring she can still kill me even though she is 5-6 countries away
<Voltaire|BIG> One ring to rule Shambley, One ring to find him, one ring to bring him and in the darkness bind him.
<Vander|BIG> oh and beat him up for a bit
<Asestorian> well, anyway
<Asestorian> I've put it in now
<cougem> do you usually have to tell them that?
<Asestorian> I've put it in now
<cougem> do you usually have to tell them that?
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Tau Calaban > which just shows you, civ gatlings are about as useful as ikea shelf wrenches
Blane LeBarone > cant be too safe
Blane LeBarone > use a condom
Timon Sirii > too late for that
Shubalti > LOL
Blane LeBarone > ?
Timon Sirii > for condoms
Blane LeBarone > do you have things growing on your dick
Shubalti > ROFLMAO
Timon Sirii > no but around me, crying for toys
Blane LeBarone > lol
Blane LeBarone > its a virus
Timon Sirii > yes, called "kids" and they will eventualy kill you
Blane LeBarone > use a condom
Timon Sirii > too late for that
Shubalti > LOL
Blane LeBarone > ?
Timon Sirii > for condoms
Blane LeBarone > do you have things growing on your dick
Shubalti > ROFLMAO
Timon Sirii > no but around me, crying for toys
Blane LeBarone > lol
Blane LeBarone > its a virus
Timon Sirii > yes, called "kids" and they will eventualy kill you