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Number 25 > and then yesterday we remembered we had a couple condoms left
Number 25 > heeheehee....that inspired much fun :)
little gurlygirl > yeah
little gurlygirl > i need to buy some more
little gurlygirl > you know you can order them off of walgreens.com
Number 25 > yea....it had been a while since she got to feel me inside her.....the whole time
Number 25 > hahaha....can you order them in bulk?
Number 25 > then i'd be happy :)
little gurlygirl > its like a 24 big pack
Number 25 > not big enough
little gurlygirl > just google bulk condoms or something
little gurlygirl > http://www.condomdepot.com/product/catalog.cfm/nid/200
little gurlygirl > 108 packs
Number 25 > might last me a little while
little gurlygirl > yeah...im just gonna get the 24 pack cause i get random sex...not consistant use 2 or 3 condoms a day kinda thing
Number 25 > hey....i'm not windsurfing anymore....gotta keep in shape somehow
Iqelrius > hay, Hammer, who at CCP has the biggest nerfbat?
CCP Hammer > Even though mine is bigger I'm bound contractually to say TomB
Lacrimae > In case you didn't notice, I have no working computer atm so it will take a few days :)
Carnicx > "Despite what Lac thought, people were not able to see her sitting in front of a broken computer with a frustrated look on her face"
Adathanael > i will tell you a secret....
Adathanael > you must never tell this secret to your girlfriend...
Kirie Contessi > I don't like where this is going
Jago Kain > that's what she said
Allawight Labmach > hmm... I have come to the conclusion that you can't passive shield tank an ibis.
Fitz Chivalry > damn, now u call all your mates :P
Torch Toomb > we thought it was a bit unfair 5bs vs 1 af
Virtuozzo > true
Fitz Chivalry > bah, u killed my BC with 10 BS and 3 frigs!
Tholarim > you have 9 bs 10 minutes ago
n00b script0r > how come you guys cant get a fleet together?
Tholarim > and nothing again now
Mitchello > kind of to be expected Fitz with those odds :P
Tholarim > pathetic
Fitz Chivalry > don't ask me its driving me nuts
Torch Toomb > atcually only 7 bs on your killmail
n00b script0r > they have like 10bs sitting safe in 68
n00b script0r > its not the best tbh
Fitz Chivalry > well it felt like 10
n00b script0r > woudl u like us to log off so u can merge your fleets?
Fitz Chivalry > u will do that anyway
n00b script0r > well atm we are getting ganks
Fitz Chivalry > how about half of you go back to curse?
callonious > rofl
callonious > so its 1:4?
Fitz Chivalry > sounds about right
Tholarim > it's just atuk down here
Tholarim > you guys can't handle 1 corp?
Tholarim > o.0
Tholarim > the other corps don't even come to impass
Mitchello > * grabbing a skillbook on politics
Br0dY > anyone have a fire extinguisher?
Tholarim > get a skillbook for large guns while you're at it
Tholarim > might help you
Mitchello > not a bad idea tbh
NeoCrux > anyone know what the pirate respawn time is?
Dawne Xi > NeoCrux how can we know when pirates will log back in?
Rahn Altyr > well, when they figure it out what will work bettter, they feel much smarter
Rahn Altyr > the whole "teaching him to fist" problem
Rahn Altyr > errr... FISH
Rahn Altyr > not fist
Noobie One > Heheheh
Noobie One > That was the most vivid and creative mistake I've ever seen.
Mr PewPew > best thing about today was this pricless and timeless quote of digital text....
Mr PewPew >CoatedMoose > anyone who types in capitals is compensating for a small penis
Petra Arkahnian > how many times have I said, pure is EVEN MORE COOOL now that I am here
Petra Arkahnian > aww shit, as I use caps :-p
Kunnilar > Whats the next ship clas up from my Punisher?
Darth Naul > destroyer or cruiser
Boomninja > Titan
Darth Naul > oh right that to
la pronk > darth's mom
Kunnilar > What can I fly with lvl 4 amarr frigate?
la pronk > la pronk > darth's mom
Boomninja > Why don't we just say God?
Darth Naul > hot damn
la pronk > cruiser
Boomninja > Junnilar, it depends on your play style. YOu can either stay in a frigate and just keep small and fast, or go big and start screwing Darth's mom.
Boomninja > I mean...
Boomninja > Yea.
Darth Naul > hey hey hey
Boomninja > :D
Kunnilar > I get killed too easy lol
Darth Naul > darths mom = pronks mom
Darth Naul > PLOT TWIST!
la pronk > hes adopted
Boomninja > Oh what a twist!
la pronk > PLOT TWIST
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