Illiyana > sugar...why are you always on??
sugarXsugar > well i'm trying something
sugarXsugar > i'm learning to replace sleep with EVE
sugarXsugar > well i'm trying something
sugarXsugar > i'm learning to replace sleep with EVE
Jack Gauge > Eve is a front for CCP's porn empire
CDLPeacemaker> My sec status is getting too high
CDLPeacemaker> Might have to go pirate :-P
Robstr> har har
Robstr> hrm i dono what mine even is
Robstr> Man I remember I had negative for a really long time
Robstr> after likking that guy
CDLPeacemaker> Yea
CDLPeacemaker> likking people in empire really kills your sec
CDLPeacemaker> Might have to go pirate :-P
Robstr> har har
Robstr> hrm i dono what mine even is
Robstr> Man I remember I had negative for a really long time
Robstr> after likking that guy
CDLPeacemaker> Yea
CDLPeacemaker> likking people in empire really kills your sec
Prisoner 1 > what does hardwiring do?
Webcam Girl > makes your wires harder
Webcam Girl > makes your wires harder
<Oveur> Females are part of kali.
Vurg > is "mowing the lawn" some ghetto euphemism for sex? :s
Khellias> And now, the Four Mining Methods of the Empires.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
* Par'Gellen breaks out the magnifying glass and Sherlock Holmes hat and locks all the doors.
Par'Gellen > somebody in this room keeps posting everything I say on omgrawr
Par'Gellen > names shall be named!
* Par'Gellen listens to the crickets...
* Par'Gellen gets out the rubber hose and brandishes it threateningly!
* Par'Gellen holds the hose close to GoFur's slack lifeless face and yells "NAMES!"
* Par'Gellen watches everyone stare straight ahead and drool...
Par'Gellen > 16 people in chat and I'm the only one not AFK... *cries*
GoFur > back
Par'Gellen > AH HA! life!
GoFur > afk cooking
Par'Gellen > NO!
* Par'Gellen hangs himself with the rubber hose.
Par'Gellen > somebody in this room keeps posting everything I say on omgrawr
Par'Gellen > names shall be named!
* Par'Gellen listens to the crickets...
* Par'Gellen gets out the rubber hose and brandishes it threateningly!
* Par'Gellen holds the hose close to GoFur's slack lifeless face and yells "NAMES!"
* Par'Gellen watches everyone stare straight ahead and drool...
Par'Gellen > 16 people in chat and I'm the only one not AFK... *cries*
GoFur > back
Par'Gellen > AH HA! life!
GoFur > afk cooking
Par'Gellen > NO!
* Par'Gellen hangs himself with the rubber hose.
Maxopka > dread
Maxopka > 5 min breake
Maxopka > 20.30 be ready
charmed knight > /emote afk 7min, smoke
Dimitri Chandler > did we just get a HR department?
Dimitri Chandler > all these breaks are great
Maxopka > 5 min breake
Maxopka > 20.30 be ready
charmed knight > /emote afk 7min, smoke
Dimitri Chandler > did we just get a HR department?
Dimitri Chandler > all these breaks are great
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base