dimiz > WTB micro plasma smartbomb (not blueprint) will pay 500mil isk, delivery in Stockholm, Sweden
solidshot > bit far away from down town jita?
dimiz > 500 mil isk!
dimiz > :)
Fred uk > whats your address i'll post you one
Thomus > LOL
dimiz > i need it in my efforts of building a faction volvo
solidshot > bit far away from down town jita?
dimiz > 500 mil isk!
dimiz > :)
Fred uk > whats your address i'll post you one
Thomus > LOL
dimiz > i need it in my efforts of building a faction volvo
Denrace > any JCOS online, or admirals?
Lord Sidon > whats up
PPhearr > o
Denrace > mind if i convo you for a sex PPhera?
Denrace > sec****!]
EnglishBob > 0.0
Denrace > not sex...
civari > lol
Lord Sidon > lmfao
Denrace > convo you for a SECOND
EnglishBob > want to use the blue oyster bar channel den?
Denrace > sheesh....
Tha Tyger > rofl
PPhearr > damn, thought i'd got lucky
Tha Tyger > worse mistype ever
Damajin > lol
Lord Sidon > whats up
PPhearr > o
Denrace > mind if i convo you for a sex PPhera?
Denrace > sec****!]
EnglishBob > 0.0
Denrace > not sex...
civari > lol
Lord Sidon > lmfao
Denrace > convo you for a SECOND
EnglishBob > want to use the blue oyster bar channel den?
Denrace > sheesh....
Tha Tyger > rofl
PPhearr > damn, thought i'd got lucky
Tha Tyger > worse mistype ever
Damajin > lol
Atreides Horza > It saddens me to see a carrier used like that. Like watching Stevie Wonder on a racing bike trying to win the Tour de France...
Patrick Kasper > and how am i supposed to fight that?
Mattias Kerensky > use thundershock
Mattias Kerensky > it's super effective
Mattias Kerensky > use thundershock
Mattias Kerensky > it's super effective
<@Samiloth> It must be disturbing living on planets and seeing ships warp right through you.
tamurlane > you blow up rheg?
Rhegor > tam - even worse - had to put the pizza down
Skogen Gump > omg lol
omgh4x > >.<
tamurlane > oh hell. is hte pizza ok?
Rhegor > tam - even worse - had to put the pizza down
Skogen Gump > omg lol
omgh4x > >.<
tamurlane > oh hell. is hte pizza ok?
Amith Silvermoon > Well i was in a shop today some woman asked me to try out male makeup
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?
Zigy > I think our corp has become pretty communist
toetagger > what do you mean
Zigy > well everything we do is for the collective good
toetagger > the collective good of two people
Zigy > shut up we're commies
toetagger > what do you mean
Zigy > well everything we do is for the collective good
toetagger > the collective good of two people
Zigy > shut up we're commies
Sheial Tarlien > freakin stuck in jita
Sheial Tarlien > the lag is so bad
Opacus Ix > ouch
Sheial Tarlien > its like pissin with an erection
Opacus Ix > LOL
Excido Charon > interesting yet accurate analogy
Aerandir Saralonde > lol
Nexnecis Umbra > ..
Nexnecis Umbra > wow..
Nexnecis Umbra > dont think i could have said.. it better my self..
Sheial Tarlien > =P
Sheial Tarlien > the lag is so bad
Opacus Ix > ouch
Sheial Tarlien > its like pissin with an erection
Opacus Ix > LOL
Excido Charon > interesting yet accurate analogy
Aerandir Saralonde > lol
Nexnecis Umbra > ..
Nexnecis Umbra > wow..
Nexnecis Umbra > dont think i could have said.. it better my self..
Sheial Tarlien > =P
Chewbaccalee > hrmm i'll give that rating thing a try later after ive gotten a lil beefier ship, since well i am a Noob here :P
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is