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Kal Imist > comeon you scallywags someone must want to buy a raven with 3 ccc's for 110 mill, flown anywhere in highsec tonight
Kal Imist > fuck it im just gonna sell the raven on the market
SuperNova221 > Buy it to stop him wasting it!!!
Vidgey > I bought a Myrm of of Kal, opened the bonnet and it's got a Velator engine in it
Vymordryss > I tried loading a bunch fo anano, 4 smarties and a AB to sab things, but did not work out so well
Vymordryss > wow, what a clusterfuck of typos, sorry
Azia Burgi > is a clusterfuck, one of those new fangled bombs you yankee doodles drop on afghanistan?
Vymordryss > lol..no but it should be
Vymordryss > We do have the "Daisy Cutter" and it's moma the MOAB "Mother of All Bombs"
Azia Burgi > is that a fuel-air bomb?
Vymordryss > Yes
Vymordryss > Rich mans Moltov
* Azia Burgi prefers the name "clusterfuck"
* Vymordryss agrees.
Vymordryss > I dunno wtf we were bombing the shit out of in Afganistan, it's not like there was much infastructure in the first place.
Azia Burgi > they still have mountains...
Vymordryss > yes, a couple mountains survived >.>
Jacob Etienne > warping now
Jacob Etienne > dont come yet
Kehmor > you always make me come early jacob
ragman1 > your corp member just agres in dnr
Anslo > Hello sir. We're members of the Scope's deep combat expeditionary unit. How are you doing today?
ragman1 >Scope Works just fired on a member of the YF
Anslo > We are investigating alleged claims of Yulai Federation actions against members of the Amarr royal family. The 'attack' was an aggressive investigative technique. Please do not brand it as anything else.
ragman1 > tell Scope Works to stand down or your corp will become red
Anslo > Sir, we are attempting to obtain a statement regarding the buggery of the Amarr royal family. Military actions against journalistic organizations is frowned upon. We simply want a statement
Anslo > THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
ragman1 > they fired on Lugherty
ragman1 > he was minning
Anslo > Lugherty was one of our interviewee's. We can assure you he was not mining. We simply wanted a statement and proceeded to agress our Journalism Vessels with grossly out of season shoes.
Anslo > Fashion is very important to the Gallente, you know.
ragman1 > WTF does that mean ?
ragman1 > this is nrds space your corp members are playing in
Anslo > It means you need to ensure your employees are kept up to code on proper fashion protocol. Why I never experienced such offensive fronts to haute coutre.
Anslo > We simply wanted a statement confirming or denying rumors that Yulai Federation Leadership was involved in a mass orgy with the Empress of Amarr. That's all.
ragman1 > one more time im going to ask you to leave yf space in ten min ore we will turn you red
Anslo > WE JUST WANT A STATEMENT SIR THAT'S ALL WE ASK. IS IT TRUE YOU GIGGIDIED THE EMPRESS' GASHMOYGAN WITH YOUR DIGGIGLY?
Anslo > THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!
wiredmessiah > the funniest thing happened to me today
wiredmessiah > i was walking around in my office and some guy was looking at the IRON killboard on his computer
wiredmessiah > i was like are you in imperial republic of the north?
wiredmessiah > he said yea
wiredmessiah > i was like WAR TARGET IN SYSTEM!!

maquinista > bahaha, i might be drunk as fuck but i can dice a fuckin onion like a cracksmokin south-mongolian ninja-surgeon
ECHAeries > LOL
Lue1987 > um watch your fingers dude ^^
maquinista > i still got the whole dozen
maquinista > :D
maquinista > wait....
Hondo Kimotoro > we should all get in ibis's and swarm some 0.0 system.. oh wait goon fleet already did that :-P
Tolin Dorden > oh?? they upgraded?
Antok > whats the best implants to get
Reb Velderin > what
El Mole > uh
Reb Velderin > you were trying to well me that for 30mill
El Mole > it depends on what you are training
Trina Tron > there is no "best"
Wottan MaeTeiff > charisma for sure
Itanis > d cup
Trina Tron > but there is a "worst"
El Mole > charisma is the worst ok
Trina Tron > and its the social one
Wottan MaeTeiff > without charisma, people wont listen to you and you will never have sex
BorisHotch > i lost my first apoc cos of trying out a smartbomb
BorisHotch > lost my second one cos of the wife
BorisHotch > she had an allergic reaction to a chinese takeway
BorisHotch > was hard to decide if i should dock from the mission before trying to revive her
<Kurenin> eve is not a game
<Kurenin> it is a simulation of what life would be like if it was totally futile and pointless
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