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Vaxalon > hmm...whats the wing span of an african osprey compared to a european osprey btw?
Sparky Hanrahan > You must be thinking of the airspeed velocity of an african swallow versus a european one.
Horsie > depends if you tie coconuts on 'em
Vaxalon > what...two ospreys with a coconut held under the dorsal guiding wings?
Horsie > they might hold onto it with their drone bays.....
Sparky Hanrahan > They'd have to have a tractor beam, now wouldn't they?
Horsie > what if they know Origami?
Vaxalon > *grins*
MaidMarion > too bad nobody is buyin ore in this system .. ill just have to make a big pile
Horsie > I make big piles all the time
Horsie > I wonder who clears them up
Sparky Hanrahan > That's why we have janitors.
Aran Makor > Thats it, fingers! Your fired! All of you! Except the middle finger, you can stay. I might find a use for you yet.
Alviarin > this rifter looks so sexeh
Alviarin > talk about double penetration...
Alviarin > low slot and mid slot :D
Asm0dai > and tracking bonus :)
Alviarin > ...you didnt get it
Alviarin > im so disappointed
Khellias> I love EVEmon.
Khellias> It makes it easier to track what skills my corpmates are training.
Khellias> I'm sure Dread and Tsu don't appreciate the 2am phonecalls, though. "Hey, n00b. You forgot to set a long skill overnight."
<&Oneiromancer> The servers don't run on money
<&Oneiromancer> They run on carebear tears
Filovirus: all i know is there is a lot of weiner talk here in the protectorate
Sean O'Farrel: with all the pussys around, what do you expect?
Filovirus: pictures
<@Samiloth> It must be disturbing living on planets and seeing ships warp right through you.
Tareen Kashaar > fuck
Tareen Kashaar > I hurt my back yesterday
Tareen Kashaar > maybe got a lumbago now oO
Tareen Kashaar > also broke my laptop's power unit
Tareen Kashaar > so I'm setting a long skill training now...
Nidia Masters > so umm..
Tareen Kashaar > all because of that stupid bird.
Nidia Masters > did you have a wild sex act involving your laptop?
Tareen Kashaar > nah
Ituralde > Heya tareen
Tareen Kashaar > okay, awu 5 and exhumers 5... if I haven't fixed this crap until then, I don't know
Tareen Kashaar > hey ralde
Tareen Kashaar > so... last morning, I was going to take my aikido attire off the drying ropes thingy
Tareen Kashaar > but I realized that some cheeky bird had shat on it
Tareen Kashaar > so I had to wash it again
Tareen Kashaar > unfortunately, that meant I wouldn't be able to do aikido that day, because it had to dry and all
Tareen Kashaar > so... I went to campus. And during the time I'd have had Aikido, I was just bumming around in the student lounge, which is very comfy
Tareen Kashaar > too comfy, in fact. I muts have been sitting in such an unhealthy position, that when I got up, my back hurt like hell.
Tareen Kashaar > I thought nothing of it, it would probably go away again, right? well... so far it hasn't.
Nidia Masters > honestly?
Tareen Kashaar > and my power unit broke because I managed to squeeze the cable under a chair there
Tareen Kashaar > yes, no kidding.
Nidia Masters > i woulda said the sex act
Tareen Kashaar > I can honestly say... if that bird hadn't shat on my Aikido Gi, I wouldn't have to go to the doctor now.
Tareen Kashaar > That's gonna make for a funny blog entry.
Tareen Kashaar > anyways, gotta conserve what's left of my battery. talk to you guys soon, I hope... and meanwhile, take care.
* cyberfail blows the dust off his HP deskjet 500
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
Wandering Deathstriker > you guys have big ships
Balthagor > are you trying to be my girlfriend?
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