Kyser Sozze > i like smoking hulls.
Kyser Sozze > :)
Kyser Sozze > hulls are cosmetic anyway
Drogo Dris > hehe
Kyser Sozze > that smoke trail is a nice effect.
CelticKnight > hmm i bet you get a big headspin off smoking hulls eh?
CelticKnight > all that paint and tritanium eh?
Kyser Sozze > :)
Kyser Sozze > hulls are cosmetic anyway
Drogo Dris > hehe
Kyser Sozze > that smoke trail is a nice effect.
CelticKnight > hmm i bet you get a big headspin off smoking hulls eh?
CelticKnight > all that paint and tritanium eh?
PsychoSanta > Use some of that money to buy a set of +4 implants.
Ferocious One > wish i could its my second day
Sagace > where did you get all that isk?
Ferocious One > friend and my dumbass bought some
Sagace > ah
Ferocious One > yup
Ferocious One > money well wasted
Ferocious One > might i add
Sagace > yikes, how much did you buy?
Ferocious One > 500,000,000
Samirol > 0.o
Sagace > *jaw drops*
Samirol > you know you are supporting terrorism right
Ferocious One > really?
Sagace > a half billion?
Xavier XI > /emote runs in and steals Sagace's jaw
Ferocious One > how so?
Samirol > giving money to al queda
Samirol > they macro games for cash
Ferocious One > who said i bought it from al queda?
Ferocious One > oh
Samirol > where did you buy it from
Ferocious One > didnt know that
Samirol > yeah, its really bad
Ferocious One > igxe
Ferocious One > well too late for a refund
Samirol > its estimated 50% of the money used at 9/11 was from gaming sales
Samirol > they had a report come out, it was on the down low so the public didn't get a whiff of it
Ferocious One > well its good to know that
Ferocious One > not that i was gonna get anymore
Samirol > did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Samirol > =P
Ferocious One > nope not much of a trivia person
Samirol > yeah, its not an official english word
PsychoSanta > Sam, now I'm literarally ROFL.
Samirol > ferocious, please tell me you were just going along with it
Ferocious One > but i do know that the "s" section of the dictionary is the biggest
Ferocious One > wish i could its my second day
Sagace > where did you get all that isk?
Ferocious One > friend and my dumbass bought some
Sagace > ah
Ferocious One > yup
Ferocious One > money well wasted
Ferocious One > might i add
Sagace > yikes, how much did you buy?
Ferocious One > 500,000,000
Samirol > 0.o
Sagace > *jaw drops*
Samirol > you know you are supporting terrorism right
Ferocious One > really?
Sagace > a half billion?
Xavier XI > /emote runs in and steals Sagace's jaw
Ferocious One > how so?
Samirol > giving money to al queda
Samirol > they macro games for cash
Ferocious One > who said i bought it from al queda?
Ferocious One > oh
Samirol > where did you buy it from
Ferocious One > didnt know that
Samirol > yeah, its really bad
Ferocious One > igxe
Ferocious One > well too late for a refund
Samirol > its estimated 50% of the money used at 9/11 was from gaming sales
Samirol > they had a report come out, it was on the down low so the public didn't get a whiff of it
Ferocious One > well its good to know that
Ferocious One > not that i was gonna get anymore
Samirol > did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Samirol > =P
Ferocious One > nope not much of a trivia person
Samirol > yeah, its not an official english word
PsychoSanta > Sam, now I'm literarally ROFL.
Samirol > ferocious, please tell me you were just going along with it
Ferocious One > but i do know that the "s" section of the dictionary is the biggest
<Simon_Monkoto> my favorite thing to do while on TS if I was FC and somebody did that is to say "<person's name> get the dick out of your mouth and speak clearly"
<DAViiD> :D
<Ghost_reaper> if it was finfleet he would just say, sory pritories and then not talk
<DAViiD> :D
<Ghost_reaper> if it was finfleet he would just say, sory pritories and then not talk
Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Imperium Romanus : caldari stations are like angry virgins - they have a small docking ring and spit you out as soon as ur done
Serenetor > I wanted to chat to you
Good Coffee > What's up?
Serenetor > just a great toon name you have .. the leader of our ally mentioned he saw you and said you def. belong in my corp :-)
Good Coffee > ...
Serenetor > Well if you start PvP' ing in this area, think about it :-)
Good Coffee > DIE IN A FIRE FASCIST COFFEE OPPRESSOR!
Good Coffee > Coffee will only be free when the last beaurocrat is hung by the guts of the last capitalist!
Good Coffee > GOOD DAY SIR!
Good Coffee > What's up?
Serenetor > just a great toon name you have .. the leader of our ally mentioned he saw you and said you def. belong in my corp :-)
Good Coffee > ...
Serenetor > Well if you start PvP' ing in this area, think about it :-)
Good Coffee > DIE IN A FIRE FASCIST COFFEE OPPRESSOR!
Good Coffee > Coffee will only be free when the last beaurocrat is hung by the guts of the last capitalist!
Good Coffee > GOOD DAY SIR!
Skaal Fa > ...
Cloaked Figure > ...?
kaisair > ....!
Kaark > ....PROFIT!!
Cloaked Figure > ...?
kaisair > ....!
Kaark > ....PROFIT!!
Iggy > anyone have extra enriched uranium?
Succoros > i hear iran has
Succoros > i hear iran has
Fantus > my wife realy is pissing me off
Fantus > she offers me a BJ, in the middle of a spawn... (she likes killing my apocs)
Fantus > and I say, just wait 5 minutes, I'm almost done
nirana > rofl
jainy > ...
nirana > why didnt u go to a planet ?
Fantus > now, I'm done, and she's out clipping her nails
jainy > bj > apoc
Fantus > because, it was a dual overlord spawn
Fantus > she offers me a BJ, in the middle of a spawn... (she likes killing my apocs)
Fantus > and I say, just wait 5 minutes, I'm almost done
nirana > rofl
jainy > ...
nirana > why didnt u go to a planet ?
Fantus > now, I'm done, and she's out clipping her nails
jainy > bj > apoc
Fantus > because, it was a dual overlord spawn
SpiderPig 96 > o/
SpiderPig 96 > can anyone answer me a question?
Gecko 136 > If you ask it, perhaps.
haav0c > i can answer it with a reasonable degree of accuracy
korleena muran > and i can back him up.
TroLL542 > and if you need a second opinion....
TroLL542 > i will repeat that they said.
Jhared Skyfire > and i can word it slightly differently, but with the same basic answer
Gecko 136 > I can repeat what they all said.
McGecko > And then repeat it again on my alt.
SpiderPig 96 > can anyone answer me a question?
Gecko 136 > If you ask it, perhaps.
haav0c > i can answer it with a reasonable degree of accuracy
korleena muran > and i can back him up.
TroLL542 > and if you need a second opinion....
TroLL542 > i will repeat that they said.
Jhared Skyfire > and i can word it slightly differently, but with the same basic answer
Gecko 136 > I can repeat what they all said.
McGecko > And then repeat it again on my alt.