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<vaelvictus is now playing Eve Online>
√ael: Shit I didn't even think.
√ael: What's your server?
Gazzy bigs > hows the lag tonight
Arann Vance > strong north-easterly draft
<Necronomicon> I should start my own book of the dead, ppl who piss me off "Oh, that does it, you are going IN THE BOOK"
<Necronomicon> I would prolly be up to about 800 pages of material myself by now :P
<Ulviirala> uh oh
<Necronomicon> dont you UH OH me, right, you are going in th book :P
<Necronomicon> Chapter 1 - Page 1 - Line 1 Ulviirala.
Khellias> And now, the Four Mining Methods of the Empires.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Khazorath > I'm starting to wonder if I have to single handedly invade Amarr and kick the emperess in her face to get the minmatar to like me
Hirnfiedler > I'm done with this Game! Anyone can take the rest of my money and get happy with it! My Money
Andoria lexi > Dude, you forgot to link the scam
Hirnfiedler > indeed, i did
Andoria lexi > /facepalm
Viceroy: did i tell you about the time i downloaded the 5th book
PepsiTab: It fills me rage just thinking about it.
Viceroy: of harry potter
Viceroy: and read all 600 pages
Viceroy: before realizing it was a fan fiction remake
Tehk: ahahaah
PepsiTab: rofl Viceroy.
Viceroy: i should have fucking suspected something when harry gave snape a blowjob
PepsiTab: rofl
PepsiTab: Pwnd.
Viceroy: but i just thought Rowling was being liberal
* Haffrage strokes your massive cock as you reach for the fryer grease
Haffrage > oops, mt
doctorstupid2 > what.... the.... fuck
Gothikia > 0o
Jimmy Tantimon > good god, get a priv pos
Fel Flash > o/
ALlihante > Not much fun in shooting down haulers ehh ?
Soviet Orelius > well it's like candy. you lick the outside to find what's in the center
<Typhonius> someone remind me why i listen to busko's show ?
<Ehrys|Shower> i turned it off as soon as busko came on air
<Orkki> because you love torturing yourself?
<JoeyLemur> Now with 40% more Rosa!
<Typhonius> god :/
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