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Maldax Attreides > man my mom came today from iran here in romania cant play eve like before
DaddyS > yeah
Maldax Attreides > she hates my pc and my game :/
The Clash > she coem on vacation ?
DaddyS > send her back home
The Clash > pod her
DaddyS > ask her to take your wife with her
Maldax Attreides > LOL
Maldax Attreides > yeah she came here in vacation
Maldax Attreides > im 30 years old and im fucking scary from my mom dude
The Clash > LMFAO !
wEkrId > haha
Mister Zero> We can no longer tolerate your bullying the entire Molden Heath region
Mister Zero> Our alliance demands that your corp leave Ennur by 9:00 Wednesday.
Mister Zero> We have Red Dawn with numerous BS and Synergy with 20 ships, along with others ready to assist with the fight.
Mister Zero> We feel confident that with our combined alliance and others assisting we can try and drive you out.
Elijah> uh...
Elijah> Our corp has 5 members with mining ships. Should be a helluva fight.
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BlackHawk177 > wtf... why do I have named wcs's in my hangar
Trey Azagthoth > lol
* Trey Azagthoth removes Blackhawk's roles
Djagernaut > At me and the ship is not present that you a fine essence to catch, such as you you up to now so are bad to live, but I do not take offence it game
Mr.Mayhem > wow........thats some broken english
Deadi9 > heh, i sorta understand it
Deadi9 > but ya, its just a game Djag
Mr.Mayhem > ..I..(-|-)..I.. sign language is universal
Deadi9 > lol
RUNYOUFOOLS > "dear GM white... can you nerf Virtuozzo's penis it is overpowered"
Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Sheriff Jones > Is a "wee note" when your GF sticks a post-it note above the toilet for you to see during your morning wee?
Mister Flibble > I thought it was a note you wrote in the snow... =
HammaH > TomB has just no balls to fight a normal player =(
Calandra Druid > chaining xirt 4tw!
j0sephine > 'like officer spawn, just with sucky loot' o.O
SLIM > i wish he dropped better
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