Par'Gellen > I want Scotty to catch me humping a cruise missile in the hangar bay one day after ambulation
Par'Gellen > oops crap wrong chat ack
Mia Fatalis > weirdo
Par'Gellen > jumping while type 4tl :(
Reachok > Yeah, that was meant for a private convo, which is kind of scary in itself 8-)
Par'Gellen > lol
Mia Fatalis > interupting pars gay orgy ftl
Mia Fatalis > scotty and a cruise missile, :s
Par'Gellen > well in my defense it's a female cruise missile
Eason Carn > but aren't you female?
Par'Gellen > me? not exactly
DARTHxFREE > no exactuly means, he's only female on friday nights
chero > poor par par :)
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Liafcipe9000 > I just jetted some cap boosters into a can
Liafcipe9000 > and it's gone O_O
Liafcipe9000 > IT'S FCKING GONE
Barzhad > magic
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Barzhad > check if you accidentally trashed it
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > I saw the can
Barzhad > or sold it (check wallet/orders)
Liafcipe9000 > I FCKING SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > dude
Liafcipe9000 > i'm in space
Liafcipe9000 > dead space
Barzhad > maybe the can expired
Liafcipe9000 > in 2 seconds?
Liafcipe9000 > TWO SECONDS?!
Barzhad > how long was it there?
Liafcipe9000 > 2 seconds
Barzhad > petition
Liafcipe9000 > maybe there's some1 cloaked here 2.1K off the thing
Barzhad > maybe you switched to another overvie where you don't see the can?
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > DUDE
Liafcipe9000 > I SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > THEN I SAW THE CAN DISAPPEAR
Liafcipe9000 > AFTER TWO FCKING SECONDS
Barzhad > damn.
Liafcipe9000 > wait.
Liafcipe9000 > WAIT.
Liafcipe9000 > i'm so stupid
Barzhad > so what was it?
Liafcipe9000 > OF COURSE.
Liafcipe9000 > I'm sitting next to a tractor unit that I deployed
Liafcipe9000 > o
Liafcipe9000 > /emote shoots himself
Kalrissia > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Liafcipe9000 > so fail :(
Liafcipe9000 > please kill me.
Liafcipe9000 > now.
Liafcipe9000 > I just jetted some cap boosters into a can
Liafcipe9000 > and it's gone O_O
Liafcipe9000 > IT'S FCKING GONE
Barzhad > magic
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Barzhad > check if you accidentally trashed it
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > I saw the can
Barzhad > or sold it (check wallet/orders)
Liafcipe9000 > I FCKING SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > dude
Liafcipe9000 > i'm in space
Liafcipe9000 > dead space
Barzhad > maybe the can expired
Liafcipe9000 > in 2 seconds?
Liafcipe9000 > TWO SECONDS?!
Barzhad > how long was it there?
Liafcipe9000 > 2 seconds
Barzhad > petition
Liafcipe9000 > maybe there's some1 cloaked here 2.1K off the thing
Barzhad > maybe you switched to another overvie where you don't see the can?
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > DUDE
Liafcipe9000 > I SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > THEN I SAW THE CAN DISAPPEAR
Liafcipe9000 > AFTER TWO FCKING SECONDS
Barzhad > damn.
Liafcipe9000 > wait.
Liafcipe9000 > WAIT.
Liafcipe9000 > i'm so stupid
Barzhad > so what was it?
Liafcipe9000 > OF COURSE.
Liafcipe9000 > I'm sitting next to a tractor unit that I deployed
Liafcipe9000 > o
Liafcipe9000 > /emote shoots himself
Kalrissia > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Liafcipe9000 > so fail :(
Liafcipe9000 > please kill me.
Liafcipe9000 > now.
MrShooter > Drone carriers are also fun to use in missions. You can launch some drones and attack the npcs and pretty much walk away from the computer
MrShooter > when you get back everything will be dead
MrShooter > including possibly your drones and your ship
MrShooter > I don't know where i was going with that
MrShooter > when you get back everything will be dead
MrShooter > including possibly your drones and your ship
MrShooter > I don't know where i was going with that
Arestan > tempest hull sure has a strange configuration. just noticed it's like a kilometer long corridor to the bridge from the ship itself. "captain to the bridge!" "be there in 4 minutes, can't run faster!" minmatar ways are strange.
turbo26 > yep.
Jaric Falcari > We compensate by using large guns.
Mikora Rudniur > what? no turbolift?
Jaric Falcari > Turbolifts are for noobs >_>
turbo26 > im not lifting him.
turbo26 > yep.
Jaric Falcari > We compensate by using large guns.
Mikora Rudniur > what? no turbolift?
Jaric Falcari > Turbolifts are for noobs >_>
turbo26 > im not lifting him.
Final > uhm, got a sleepattack, just woke up :/
Deathwing > someone set sleep to -10 pls
Final > good idea
Watanabe > morning Final ^^
Final > ty
Coran Roscai > Can anyone loan me 10,000 isk? please...
Raldoz > no
Coran Roscai > :( - I really need it
Scalaris > Coran - sent
Coran Roscai > woot
Coran Roscai > now I have an even 12 bil - I luv you
Raldoz > no
Coran Roscai > :( - I really need it
Scalaris > Coran - sent
Coran Roscai > woot
Coran Roscai > now I have an even 12 bil - I luv you
EVE System > Channel changed to Ammold Local Channel
papapew > what the hell
papapew > i died
WER386 > gratz
papapew > can someone give me a civilian gatling autocanon plz
papapew > what the hell
papapew > i died
WER386 > gratz
papapew > can someone give me a civilian gatling autocanon plz
Silver Night > grr
Silver Night > can't hit this damn spider drone, even have it webbed
Aquillar > where?
Aquillar > I'll paint it for you
Silver Night > nourvukaiken
Arciadian > that is nice about the Target painter
Arciadian > get a BB and 6 target painters and you can kill anything
* Tigsen adds his T2 paint ball guns on his crow :)
Silver Night > little bastard isn't even shooting, just webbing me and orbiting at 7.5km
Aquillar > owned
Silver Night > can't hit this damn spider drone, even have it webbed
Aquillar > where?
Aquillar > I'll paint it for you
Silver Night > nourvukaiken
Arciadian > that is nice about the Target painter
Arciadian > get a BB and 6 target painters and you can kill anything
* Tigsen adds his T2 paint ball guns on his crow :)
Silver Night > little bastard isn't even shooting, just webbing me and orbiting at 7.5km
Aquillar > owned
Promon Delnai > with creativity, anything can be cooked with the microwave
Jacob Etienne > true
Jacob Etienne > as witness Mr.Bean and his turkey
Promon Delnai > and if all fails you can just slug a roll of tinfoil in there and torch the place
Jacob Etienne > true
Jacob Etienne > as witness Mr.Bean and his turkey
Promon Delnai > and if all fails you can just slug a roll of tinfoil in there and torch the place
steini > wtf is my targetting range so low ?
steini > 7,633m
steini > Strip miner range is frucking 15 km
steini > wtf
steini > oh lawl
steini > Warp core stabs
hydraSlav > ROFl!!! pwned
steini > 7,633m
steini > Strip miner range is frucking 15 km
steini > wtf
steini > oh lawl
steini > Warp core stabs
hydraSlav > ROFl!!! pwned