Olixia Castitatis > Quoth spam mail: "Are you ashamed to visit the swimming pool because of your small Penis?"
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.
Gazzy bigs > hows the lag tonight
Arann Vance > strong north-easterly draft
Arann Vance > strong north-easterly draft
(Hilabana): whats a miner ?
(dynamicaL): roidhumper
(dynamicaL): roidhumper
<Sprak> that watermelon exploded in my face ;S
<Sprak> watermelon jizm all over my cheeks now :(
<Sprak> but it was worth it
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> are you sure it's a watermelon and not a hand grenade in disguise?
<Sprak> brb my hands are all sticky now
<Sprak> my co-worker is going to come into work tommorow and the desk is going to be sticky
<Sprak> that should be funny
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> you got cctv?
<Sprak> nope
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> then she'll be left to wonder :P
<Sprak> watermelon jizm all over my cheeks now :(
<Sprak> but it was worth it
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> are you sure it's a watermelon and not a hand grenade in disguise?
<Sprak> brb my hands are all sticky now
<Sprak> my co-worker is going to come into work tommorow and the desk is going to be sticky
<Sprak> that should be funny
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> you got cctv?
<Sprak> nope
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> then she'll be left to wonder :P
B SPEARS > WTS- Raven in IMK or trade for Megathron
Neurosis > WTT apoc for tempest
Black Reaper > WTT Slightly used GF for Non-Used GF
Neurosis > WTT no gf for gf
Black Reaper > that's a shitty trade...
Black Reaper > what's in it for the guy losin his gf?
Neurosis > an apoc?
Neurosis > slightly used
Neurosis > has brought me much more joy than the last 2 gf's
Neurosis > WTT apoc for tempest
Black Reaper > WTT Slightly used GF for Non-Used GF
Neurosis > WTT no gf for gf
Black Reaper > that's a shitty trade...
Black Reaper > what's in it for the guy losin his gf?
Neurosis > an apoc?
Neurosis > slightly used
Neurosis > has brought me much more joy than the last 2 gf's
caleight1 > yea was looking at your standings, i saw that you dont do missions
SaberX > I cant stand them I do mabe 1 or two then i end up killin a local
SaberX > I cant stand them I do mabe 1 or two then i end up killin a local
Quinn Oron > Nrrg.
Quinn Oron > Have your legs ever fallen asleep while you're reading a book on the toilet, and when you get up to finish, you forget they're asleep and you stumble over and faceplant into a bathtub still filled with tepid bath water?
Lake > Thursday.
Quinn Oron > Yeah, me neither.
Quinn Oron > /emote rubs head.
Quinn Oron > Gonna need a new copy of The Empyrean Age. =/
Quinn Oron > Have your legs ever fallen asleep while you're reading a book on the toilet, and when you get up to finish, you forget they're asleep and you stumble over and faceplant into a bathtub still filled with tepid bath water?
Lake > Thursday.
Quinn Oron > Yeah, me neither.
Quinn Oron > /emote rubs head.
Quinn Oron > Gonna need a new copy of The Empyrean Age. =/
suoidet ahcrin > this idiot rat is outside his rocket range firing at me
Azia Burgi > lol
suoidet ahcrin > another glitch but i won't tell hehe
balvarix tertius > just ignore it....it'll go back to it's mommy soon
Azia Burgi > the entry into the gurista academy is marginally lower than the one for goonswarm
Azia Burgi > "c4n u pr3ss butt0n????!!!!!111111????????"
Azia Burgi > *applicant uses forehead to press the button*
Azia Burgi > "z0mg d00d j00 p4ss0rzed!!!"
balvarix tertius > rotflol
balvarix tertius > stayed up all night studiing for his/her urine test?
suoidet ahcrin > yes it is a gurista hehe
Azia Burgi > lol
suoidet ahcrin > another glitch but i won't tell hehe
balvarix tertius > just ignore it....it'll go back to it's mommy soon
Azia Burgi > the entry into the gurista academy is marginally lower than the one for goonswarm
Azia Burgi > "c4n u pr3ss butt0n????!!!!!111111????????"
Azia Burgi > *applicant uses forehead to press the button*
Azia Burgi > "z0mg d00d j00 p4ss0rzed!!!"
balvarix tertius > rotflol
balvarix tertius > stayed up all night studiing for his/her urine test?
suoidet ahcrin > yes it is a gurista hehe
Azia Burgi > /emote does her aerosmith impression while riding a flaming veld roid
ITTigerClawIK > NEED HELP!!!
ITTigerClawIK > imidiately
Hazurr > pipe down
Galliana Foresta > What with, your spelling?
Hazurr > with what?
ITTigerClawIK > im stukc in amish
ITTigerClawIK > and im scrambled
ITTigerClawIK > need help right now
Galliana Foresta > Stuck in amish?
Galliana Foresta > I didn't think they were allowed to use the interweb, for it is evil
Galliana Foresta > no time for computaters when there's chores to be done, milking the cows and suchlike
Galliana Foresta > brother Isiah would smite thee
Galliana Foresta > o.0
ITTigerClawIK > imidiately
Hazurr > pipe down
Galliana Foresta > What with, your spelling?
Hazurr > with what?
ITTigerClawIK > im stukc in amish
ITTigerClawIK > and im scrambled
ITTigerClawIK > need help right now
Galliana Foresta > Stuck in amish?
Galliana Foresta > I didn't think they were allowed to use the interweb, for it is evil
Galliana Foresta > no time for computaters when there's chores to be done, milking the cows and suchlike
Galliana Foresta > brother Isiah would smite thee
Galliana Foresta > o.0