Sakura Nihil > Those who can, PvP. Those who can't, fly Caldari.
Dack MaRoac > Sensitive new corp, seeks long walks on the beach, moonlit strolls... real women apply within.
ElGuapo > anyhting going on?
ElGuapo > is anyone even reading this?
ElGuapo > why is there an echo in here?
ElGuapo > echo
ElGuapo > echo
ElGuapo > any I just talking to myself?
ElGuapo > no I couldnt be talking to myself only crazy ppl talk to themselves
ElGuapo > surely I am not crazy right?
ElGuapo > ofcourse you arent crazy
ElGuapo > well good thats a relief
ElGuapo > I would hate for something like that to be true
ElGuapo > why would anyone have a reason to call you crazy? just because you talk to yourself?
ElGuapo > but I dont talk to myself do I?
ElGuapo > maybe you do and maybe you dont
ElGuapo > no I know I am talking to somone else
ElGuapo > who is it then?
ElGuapo > how should I know? I am on the internet. There are millions of ppl all logged on
ElGuapo > then name one person
ElGuapo > how should I know their names? Thats one of the nice things about the internet
ElGuapo > you dont sound so sure of yourself there
ElGuapo > ofcourse I am sure what kind of silly question is that?
ElGuapo > well I think I am sure arent I
ElGuapo > you tell yourself whatever helps you to sleep at night
ElGuapo > oh crap maybe I really am going crazy
ElGuapo > hey what is that naga ship doing over there
ElGuapo > he is laughing at me
ElGuapo > STOP LAUGHING AT ME
ElGuapo > if you dont stop I will give you a reason to stop
ElGuapo > ahhh lovely padded room
ElGuapo > all to myself
ElGuapo > no one here to bother me at all
ElGuapo > I just get to sit here hugging myself in this comfy jacket all day lo9ng
* Ebedar increases ElGuapo's medication
ElGuapo > is anyone even reading this?
ElGuapo > why is there an echo in here?
ElGuapo > echo
ElGuapo > echo
ElGuapo > any I just talking to myself?
ElGuapo > no I couldnt be talking to myself only crazy ppl talk to themselves
ElGuapo > surely I am not crazy right?
ElGuapo > ofcourse you arent crazy
ElGuapo > well good thats a relief
ElGuapo > I would hate for something like that to be true
ElGuapo > why would anyone have a reason to call you crazy? just because you talk to yourself?
ElGuapo > but I dont talk to myself do I?
ElGuapo > maybe you do and maybe you dont
ElGuapo > no I know I am talking to somone else
ElGuapo > who is it then?
ElGuapo > how should I know? I am on the internet. There are millions of ppl all logged on
ElGuapo > then name one person
ElGuapo > how should I know their names? Thats one of the nice things about the internet
ElGuapo > you dont sound so sure of yourself there
ElGuapo > ofcourse I am sure what kind of silly question is that?
ElGuapo > well I think I am sure arent I
ElGuapo > you tell yourself whatever helps you to sleep at night
ElGuapo > oh crap maybe I really am going crazy
ElGuapo > hey what is that naga ship doing over there
ElGuapo > he is laughing at me
ElGuapo > STOP LAUGHING AT ME
ElGuapo > if you dont stop I will give you a reason to stop
ElGuapo > ahhh lovely padded room
ElGuapo > all to myself
ElGuapo > no one here to bother me at all
ElGuapo > I just get to sit here hugging myself in this comfy jacket all day lo9ng
* Ebedar increases ElGuapo's medication
Virtuozzo> Sometimes I wonder if you are in my brain, just wrote pretty much the exact same thing, fortunately refreshed the page on another screen before hitting the submit button
Bartholomeus Crane> I can confirm that I am in your brain. I can not help but notice that none of the corners are at right angles in here, the ceiling is very low, and if I open this little door, I'm ejected in some ditch somewhere. And what you did with that woman just the other time, that ain't proper either ...
Bartholomeus Crane> I can confirm that I am in your brain. I can not help but notice that none of the corners are at right angles in here, the ceiling is very low, and if I open this little door, I'm ejected in some ditch somewhere. And what you did with that woman just the other time, that ain't proper either ...
Tim Brewer > i blame u and jackie chan
Onyxalia La'fiette > you cant blame jackie chan!
Onyxalia La'fiette > blame chuck norris
Onyxalia La'fiette > that fucker needs a flaw
Onyxalia La'fiette > you cant blame jackie chan!
Onyxalia La'fiette > blame chuck norris
Onyxalia La'fiette > that fucker needs a flaw
Helpdesk > what would Dinger's wife (if any) think if she found him electrocuted next to the computer with his pants unzipped and urine all over the keyboard/desk?
Louella Dougans > she'd think "Damnit, not again" probably
Louella Dougans > she'd think "Damnit, not again" probably
Calvin Firenze > my dream, I actually got Mizuro I think
HandofSatan > nice...in my dream i got halle berry once
iJsn > ha lol
iJsn > pew pew
gamertrav > now thats a nice spawn :)
Calvin Firenze > indeed
HandofSatan > lol
Calvin Firenze > Jessica Biel would be better imo
HandofSatan > yeah
iJsn > should have got a point on her till the rest of us got there
Calvin Firenze > haha
HandofSatan > im gonna try to get her tonight...
HandofSatan > need more ammo
HandofSatan > /emote is gonna remember the t2 condom
iJsn > /emote puts on his wizard robe and hat
HandofSatan > nice...in my dream i got halle berry once
iJsn > ha lol
iJsn > pew pew
gamertrav > now thats a nice spawn :)
Calvin Firenze > indeed
HandofSatan > lol
Calvin Firenze > Jessica Biel would be better imo
HandofSatan > yeah
iJsn > should have got a point on her till the rest of us got there
Calvin Firenze > haha
HandofSatan > im gonna try to get her tonight...
HandofSatan > need more ammo
HandofSatan > /emote is gonna remember the t2 condom
iJsn > /emote puts on his wizard robe and hat
* AvApsi undresses, puts on a cape and runs nude across the allaince channel 'tam tam taaaaam captain chaos!!!!!!'
* Tadril takes video!!!!
* SpaceHobo Bobbo gouges eyeballs out!!!!!!
* Denrace whips out his whip and whips avApsi
* thiskittybites commits all of u to a looney bin
* Sodhammer takes hobb's and runs away
SpaceHobo Bobbo > What part of "Asylum" don't people understand!?
Mrs G1mp > a to m
* Tadril takes video!!!!
* SpaceHobo Bobbo gouges eyeballs out!!!!!!
* Denrace whips out his whip and whips avApsi
* thiskittybites commits all of u to a looney bin
* Sodhammer takes hobb's and runs away
SpaceHobo Bobbo > What part of "Asylum" don't people understand!?
Mrs G1mp > a to m
Nattepoester > if u guys hear strange noises in ts, i got fight with my cat, he now has my bluetooth mic in his ars :-D
Tristan Acoma [prax]: New plan: alt corp
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: not an alt corp for the alt corp?
***Tristan Acoma [prax] strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: delegate my delegated task to a delegate
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: then blame all the alts
Tristan Acoma [prax]: sadly I don't have a black cat to pet. My GSP wouldn't have the same effect at all
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i have a black and white cat, you could delegate the stroking to me, though it would only be 50% effective
Tristan Acoma [prax]: I demand at least 75% effectiveness when I subcontract stroking.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i'll need drugs for the extra 25%
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: or i could burn out the cat
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: as i dont have nanite control trained
Tristan Acoma [prax]: that sounds downright sordid. This is a family show.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: not an alt corp for the alt corp?
***Tristan Acoma [prax] strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: delegate my delegated task to a delegate
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: then blame all the alts
Tristan Acoma [prax]: sadly I don't have a black cat to pet. My GSP wouldn't have the same effect at all
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i have a black and white cat, you could delegate the stroking to me, though it would only be 50% effective
Tristan Acoma [prax]: I demand at least 75% effectiveness when I subcontract stroking.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i'll need drugs for the extra 25%
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: or i could burn out the cat
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: as i dont have nanite control trained
Tristan Acoma [prax]: that sounds downright sordid. This is a family show.