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[00huntress00]hiya matey we have a problem
[phleet] WTF where has my ship gone?
[00huntress00] erm sorry i had to borrow your ship/account.
[phleet] why?
[00huntress00] got podded so went back to kill em
[phleet]and?
[00huntress00]and what?
[phleet]and where is my ****** ship
[00huntress00]well thats the problem
[phleet]? you got my ship blown up?
[00huntress00] erm not exactly
[phleet]WTF are you talking about where is my ship?
[00huntress00]how can i put this,as my mother used to say never click eject in the middle of a fight.
[phleet] did your mother also say dont log on as me ever again? because that would be a good saying too.

Some minutes later
[phleet] oh my ********** god where are my implants....
[phleet] huntress?
[00huntress00]sorry :(
Gavjack Bunk > Lots of asteroids in nice neat rows... looks like they let the new guy design this one
Polux > u r suppose to be a tackler u r crap go find something better if u can
xRazoRx > you are cloaked on a safe
xRazoRx > and you say me to what?
storm666 > Saihras n-8
Antihrist Pripravnik > in a pod
Antihrist Pripravnik > he commited harikiri with his stelth bomber... bombed his own ship =)
storm666 > lol
Tyneara > Saihras EX
ChainedSaliva > still in pod
Antihrist Pripravnik > [01:13:15] Saihras > greed kills <-- his last words
Notsheep > next time you come across UK sb pilot, try talk with him, they seem depressed. Second guy just killed himself with his on bomb. Thats 2 in 40 min
oic3 > rofl
stormy73401 > lol
storm666 > suiside bobers wht next
Tamora > do you want some free stuff for the rescue?
slip66 > na im good
Tamora > o/
slip66 > jsut remember me if I ever need some mod or a excort :)
Tamora > ohhh yea
slip66 > escort
Tamora > np :)
slip66 > later !
Tamora > next time i need male escort. i ring u long time
Guardian Alpha > Tanking angels is like trying to find a hooker without AIDs, you just
have to guess, unzip, and hope for the best.
Arna Padrona > As a smoker, the term "fag" stands out.
Arna Padrona > So many time I've been out in fleet formations and say "Gimme 3, I'm gonna have a fag" and hear 5 americans roaring with laughter.
JoDDan > That is pretty funny "having a fag"
Arna Padrona > Worst part was when they once said "that was quick" and I replied "hey, I'm a chef, I need to be fast. I can suck down a fag in 60 seconds" or something like that...
JoDDan > OMG Now that is funny
Tobias Nightbringer > LMAO, Arna...the awkward silence must have been golden.
Arna Padrona > Kind of is, yeah, but at that point I was pretty embarrassed. :)
Arna Padrona > "Silence?" Try... "all hell breaking loose." :)
Tamora > i havent humped the roids for about 2 years
Rodge > i get around 121 crok/minute. so it's a fairly decent way of making money
Tamora > i wouldnt lower myself.
Tamora > mugging old grannies is by far better way to make money :P
Rodge > it's only worth doing that on pension day though
Rodge > mining pays out every day! :)
Tamora > yeah. im fed up with selling false teeth on ebay. the returns on non-fitment are staggering.
Rodge > is there a big market then on 2nd hand false teeth?
Tamora > only if you sell a lil wind up motor with them. people love them jumping around their desks.
Rodge > ah, you're the person who supplies those annoying things......
Tamora > o/
Helox > Woohoo! I'm gonna make some sweet love in my ship now! <link to Gr1mreapers Corpse>
Brigar Starcleaver > helox thats kinda sick dude
VaJo Mithrandhir > note that he uses the word kinda
Helox > Yeah, Grim is pretty damn ugly
Brigar Starcleaver > lol
obwan > whats rig slots
Thorn Glawer > crack for ships
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