Hangys Katelo > You might be a eve gamer if.... your girlfriend screams "THERE'S A RAT IN THE BATHROOM!" and you ask "What faction?"
Francish > why are you trying to kill me?
h3xta > one of your corp mates is paying me to
FrancisH > lol theres no one in my corp
FrancisH > make anotehr reason
h3xta > you stole my stickers once when we wer back at school
FrancisH > haha smart ass
h3xta > one of your corp mates is paying me to
FrancisH > lol theres no one in my corp
FrancisH > make anotehr reason
h3xta > you stole my stickers once when we wer back at school
FrancisH > haha smart ass
Number 25 > and then yesterday we remembered we had a couple condoms left
Number 25 > heeheehee....that inspired much fun :)
little gurlygirl > yeah
little gurlygirl > i need to buy some more
little gurlygirl > you know you can order them off of walgreens.com
Number 25 > yea....it had been a while since she got to feel me inside her.....the whole time
Number 25 > hahaha....can you order them in bulk?
Number 25 > then i'd be happy :)
little gurlygirl > its like a 24 big pack
Number 25 > not big enough
little gurlygirl > just google bulk condoms or something
little gurlygirl > http://www.condomdepot.com/product/catalog.cfm/nid/200
little gurlygirl > 108 packs
Number 25 > might last me a little while
little gurlygirl > yeah...im just gonna get the 24 pack cause i get random sex...not consistant use 2 or 3 condoms a day kinda thing
Number 25 > hey....i'm not windsurfing anymore....gotta keep in shape somehow
Number 25 > heeheehee....that inspired much fun :)
little gurlygirl > yeah
little gurlygirl > i need to buy some more
little gurlygirl > you know you can order them off of walgreens.com
Number 25 > yea....it had been a while since she got to feel me inside her.....the whole time
Number 25 > hahaha....can you order them in bulk?
Number 25 > then i'd be happy :)
little gurlygirl > its like a 24 big pack
Number 25 > not big enough
little gurlygirl > just google bulk condoms or something
little gurlygirl > http://www.condomdepot.com/product/catalog.cfm/nid/200
little gurlygirl > 108 packs
Number 25 > might last me a little while
little gurlygirl > yeah...im just gonna get the 24 pack cause i get random sex...not consistant use 2 or 3 condoms a day kinda thing
Number 25 > hey....i'm not windsurfing anymore....gotta keep in shape somehow
Musician > whats the smallest caldari drone name
Rift Scorn > dave
Rift Scorn > o.O
Alasse Cuthalion > lol :/
Yuki Li > rofl
Wuubaa > lmfao
Rift Scorn > dave
Rift Scorn > o.O
Alasse Cuthalion > lol :/
Yuki Li > rofl
Wuubaa > lmfao
Ocara Nezus > lol. we were learning about the Lungs in Biology today.. and the teacher mention deadspace.. which are the areas where air in the lungs cant be used
NeoDerrick > lol
NeoDerrick > but you told him what deadspace really is, right?
wardey > haha did you tell her what you thought it was =p
Ocara Nezus > She asked me when Deadspace was in the lungs and what it was goverened by... i actually said CONCORD
wardey > ohh a man/woman teacher??
NeoDerrick > rofl
Ocara Nezus > Women
Ocara Nezus > In front of my A Level College Biology class :P
wardey > LMAO**
NeoDerrick > lol
NeoDerrick > but you told him what deadspace really is, right?
wardey > haha did you tell her what you thought it was =p
Ocara Nezus > She asked me when Deadspace was in the lungs and what it was goverened by... i actually said CONCORD
wardey > ohh a man/woman teacher??
NeoDerrick > rofl
Ocara Nezus > Women
Ocara Nezus > In front of my A Level College Biology class :P
wardey > LMAO**
Grandeur > i cant wait to play musical instruments in station when ambulation hits
Evelgrivion > What are you expecting, some imitation guitar hero?
Evelgrivion > Or the ability to make your own band and play whatever stuff?
Grandeur > rock band in eve would be ever awesomer
Grandeur > we could use the mic for something other than ts
Vanderie > epic karioke c/d
Grandeur > and use the arrow keys for inputting key commands
Grandeur > like guitar strings and stuffz
Grandeur > CCCCC
Grandeur > and everyone in the station would be forced to listen to it too
Evelgrivion > Surefire way to make people undock
Evelgrivion > :P
Grandeur > hahaha
Evelgrivion > What are you expecting, some imitation guitar hero?
Evelgrivion > Or the ability to make your own band and play whatever stuff?
Grandeur > rock band in eve would be ever awesomer
Grandeur > we could use the mic for something other than ts
Vanderie > epic karioke c/d
Grandeur > and use the arrow keys for inputting key commands
Grandeur > like guitar strings and stuffz
Grandeur > CCCCC
Grandeur > and everyone in the station would be forced to listen to it too
Evelgrivion > Surefire way to make people undock
Evelgrivion > :P
Grandeur > hahaha
Mandorallan > how the fuck can i have a rax, 42 jumps away and a load o tech 2 stuff i know notthin about ??
mirel yirrin > Fairys?
mirel yirrin > Fairys?
Rodtrik > how do i hide my HUD
Rodtrik > i wanna show my colon
Rodtrik > colony*
Rodtrik > i wanna show my colon
Rodtrik > colony*
<Aanga|sad_working> when you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit
<Zombu2> flip her over?
<Zombu2> flip her over?
Skirge > I think I just got banned from my parent’s church...
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.