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♪ Ev'ry mornin' at the belt you could see him arrive
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
"In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
McBarnacle > do I do a mission or don't I?
Beremir > yeah, I went there for a while. hence my absence. That and Skyrim
McBarnacle > that's the £64k question
Beremir > do it.
McBarnacle > unless you're Pandemic Legion then it's the $420,000 question
Count TaSessine > Shinra had 30 dreads incoming
Anna Banana > so they did beg for mercy then?
Count TaSessine > MC had 20 cap ships
AnarkiTheStorm > screw a nap then, we can take them out?
Count TaSessine > how? they disappear into their NPC stations
Empyre > like cockroaches
MrHooke > whats the name of the
other starting area?
Agalian > привет
Nox Domini > your face ftl
Ocara Nezus > Come within about 140km of Rokh and say that!
Nox Domini > it cant shoot straight neways
Nox Domini > we been through this
Ocara Nezus > yer, we have..
Ocara Nezus > The problem is that in CAN shoot straight, its the freeking target that keeps moving...
Rutger Torranus > feeling pissy about eve atm
Rutger Torranus > instead of unhealthily bottling it up i decieded to take it out on people who don't deserve it, yay
Devilish Ledoux > as your doctor, I recommend that you jack off more
Devilish Ledoux > or less, if you already do it a lot
Rutger Torranus > i haven't jerked it in a while
Devilish Ledoux > well, there you go
Devilish Ledoux > that'll be 400 dollars
Theo Samaritan > just block him guys, nothin to see here
Theo Samaritan > just a jerk on a power trip
Theo Samaritan > =]
ObliviousOne > ^
ObliviousOne > my ego is thiiis big.
Theo Samaritan > shame it'll never defeat mine in 1v1 combat
Theo Samaritan > you'd have to bring TomB to even have a chance
Bill Trader > One of my employees scanned many times the universe. He found many things, but what he never found was a thing called god. Then I've recognized that sometimes incarnations appear called GM by everybody. I'm sure it is an acronym for God Mode. gn
Reavant > It's so weird... when I started, I saw all these spaceships and said, "Oh god, I want to fly all of these spaceships!" 3 years later, I can fly all of these spaceships, but now I'm saying "Oh god, fuck flying all of these spaceships"
Xrak> 13499 ships destroyed in last 24 hours in Hoshoun
Danton Marcellus> Clearly that must be a bug right?!
Crumplecorn> Either that or Chuck Norris is still playing Eve.
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