Verone > k then, if we're having a 10min bio in this safe i'm afk
Verone > i got to take a monster shit
Verone > if anything happens, just shout really loud and i'll run back thru the house trailing faeces everywhere
Verone > i got to take a monster shit
Verone > if anything happens, just shout really loud and i'll run back thru the house trailing faeces everywhere
Jason Dailey > so, who wants to know how bacon is made?
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
darkcrimson > so wat have u guys been up to?
Onyxalia La'fiette > same thing we do every night pinky...try to take over eve
Onyxalia La'fiette > same thing we do every night pinky...try to take over eve
Brotekk > 10m and i dont blow you
• Wrangler|psycho|out is now known as Wrangler
(&Wrangler) I'm back o/
(&Mephysto) you left?
(%sharkbait) hehe
• Join: Atlantean
• sharkbait sets mode: +v Atlantean
(&Wrangler) yes, I went psycho
• Part: Atlantean
(&Wrangler) hmm.. did I scare him?
(%sharkbait) would appear so :)
(&Wrangler) I'm back o/
(&Mephysto) you left?
(%sharkbait) hehe
• Join: Atlantean
• sharkbait sets mode: +v Atlantean
(&Wrangler) yes, I went psycho
• Part: Atlantean
(&Wrangler) hmm.. did I scare him?
(%sharkbait) would appear so :)
Dartan Vilmon > only reason I don't have a solid belt already is al qaieda, the economy, and the bush administration
Dartan Vilmon > ... wait, that's the wrong excuse card, hang on
Garthran > rofl
Dartan Vilmon > ah here we go ... only reason I don't have a solid belt already is Sims 3 is really, really damned addicting
Dartan Vilmon > ... wait, that's the wrong excuse card, hang on
Garthran > rofl
Dartan Vilmon > ah here we go ... only reason I don't have a solid belt already is Sims 3 is really, really damned addicting
Kronos > Guardian Alph you are gonna pay for that
Guardian Alpha > You fired first. Remember that.
Kronos > You stole cargo
GunTop > you stole the can, what are we suposed to do, just watch you
Guardian Alpha > I moved it into a new can. You locked me previously.
Guardian Alpha > You fired. I returned fire.
Guardian Alpha > Do not engage what you will not win.
Guardian Alpha > Do not lock what you do not understand.
Guardian Alpha > You fired first. Remember that.
Kronos > You stole cargo
GunTop > you stole the can, what are we suposed to do, just watch you
Guardian Alpha > I moved it into a new can. You locked me previously.
Guardian Alpha > You fired. I returned fire.
Guardian Alpha > Do not engage what you will not win.
Guardian Alpha > Do not lock what you do not understand.
Shamahr Hakeime > Greeks have been making wine for nearly 3000 years
Shamahr Hakeime > so they should be good at it
Syme > the French have been fighting continuously for over 1000 years, doesn't make them good at it :)
Shamahr Hakeime > yeah but they kept losing
Shamahr Hakeime > you can't lose a fight with wine
Shamahr Hakeime > just with the pavement after drinking it
Shamahr Hakeime > so they should be good at it
Syme > the French have been fighting continuously for over 1000 years, doesn't make them good at it :)
Shamahr Hakeime > yeah but they kept losing
Shamahr Hakeime > you can't lose a fight with wine
Shamahr Hakeime > just with the pavement after drinking it
Stele Toque > i was wondering what to name my mach
Fal > Fal's Machariel :P
Dreadbeard Squidhook > oh i thought you were gonna name it waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dreadbeard Squidhook > like you're gonna cry when i hit you w/ this waaaaaaah
Fal > name it 'height restrictions apply'
Zhiorenu > name it 'nervous'
Zhiorenu > then when you get blown up youll be left with a nervous wreck
Fal > Fal's Machariel :P
Dreadbeard Squidhook > oh i thought you were gonna name it waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dreadbeard Squidhook > like you're gonna cry when i hit you w/ this waaaaaaah
Fal > name it 'height restrictions apply'
Zhiorenu > name it 'nervous'
Zhiorenu > then when you get blown up youll be left with a nervous wreck
<@Namu> Interesting. Probe launchers now eat 8 probes instead of 5.
<@Namu> Need to get a few more sisters...
<wizzard66> Well good luck talking to your parents then
<@znirk> hehe wizz is in the zone
<@Namu> 1 troll is enough thank you verry much
<@Namu> Need to get a few more sisters...
<wizzard66> Well good luck talking to your parents then
<@znirk> hehe wizz is in the zone
<@Namu> 1 troll is enough thank you verry much