Pax Sex > I only honor 1v1 in bed
Damien Smith > when TheJacko gets in stacmon, all laugh at him for losing a megathron to concord :)
Hipsu > o rly ? :p
Damien Smith > dumbass jumped into a 0.7 with a -3.8 sec rating
gzcNefarious > lmao :)
Damien Smith > while the rest of us went the right way ;)
Hipsu > hahahaha
Damien Smith > he then led concord on a merry chase around the system in a shuttle
Damien Smith > survived for quite a while until they decided to shoot
Damien Smith > he then lost 3 shuttles
gzcNefarious > rotflmao...
Damien Smith > and finally accepted he'd have to leave system in a pod
Damien Smith > and that's the story of how jesus killed a dinosaur :)
Hipsu > o rly ? :p
Damien Smith > dumbass jumped into a 0.7 with a -3.8 sec rating
gzcNefarious > lmao :)
Damien Smith > while the rest of us went the right way ;)
Hipsu > hahahaha
Damien Smith > he then led concord on a merry chase around the system in a shuttle
Damien Smith > survived for quite a while until they decided to shoot
Damien Smith > he then lost 3 shuttles
gzcNefarious > rotflmao...
Damien Smith > and finally accepted he'd have to leave system in a pod
Damien Smith > and that's the story of how jesus killed a dinosaur :)
Iatnuolas > azia you do not seem tu understand
Iatnuolas > and by tu i mean to
Joseph Schmoe > which is gallente for too
Azia Burgi > rofl
Azia Burgi > we have a spy!
Joseph Schmoe > put him in irons
Azia Burgi > /emote issues a warrent for iatn's arrest!
Joseph Schmoe > Maybe if he gives you one of those rigs you can drop the charge
Iatnuolas > what
Iatnuolas > heh they are not for sale ever
Azia Burgi > shame
Azia Burgi > i hear the punishment for spying against the state is enforced watching of teletubbies non-stop until your brain dribbles out of your ears
Iatnuolas > thats pretty bad
Iatnuolas > too bad im not the one talking gallente
Azia Burgi > it used to be worse
Inf X > lets use the older methods instead
Azia Burgi > we used to force you to listen to amarr roleplayers for an hour
Azia Burgi > but that was deemed too cruel
Iatnuolas > and by tu i mean to
Joseph Schmoe > which is gallente for too
Azia Burgi > rofl
Azia Burgi > we have a spy!
Joseph Schmoe > put him in irons
Azia Burgi > /emote issues a warrent for iatn's arrest!
Joseph Schmoe > Maybe if he gives you one of those rigs you can drop the charge
Iatnuolas > what
Iatnuolas > heh they are not for sale ever
Azia Burgi > shame
Azia Burgi > i hear the punishment for spying against the state is enforced watching of teletubbies non-stop until your brain dribbles out of your ears
Iatnuolas > thats pretty bad
Iatnuolas > too bad im not the one talking gallente
Azia Burgi > it used to be worse
Inf X > lets use the older methods instead
Azia Burgi > we used to force you to listen to amarr roleplayers for an hour
Azia Burgi > but that was deemed too cruel
Stouman > structure tanking ftw? /me rollseyes
Thaetan Brynn > lol Stou
Thaetan Brynn > I tried that once
Thaetan Brynn > It didn't work very well =P
Stouman > ahahahahah
genro > tanking hull will get you the win everyt time'
Thaetan Brynn > lol Stou
Thaetan Brynn > I tried that once
Thaetan Brynn > It didn't work very well =P
Stouman > ahahahahah
genro > tanking hull will get you the win everyt time'
Nykitah > If EVE was the Internet, Jita would be 4chan...
Kate Braxton > oh, check this out
Kate Braxton > i got reallllllllly bored
Kate Braxton > and figured out what the starship enterprise would be like in eve
Kate Braxton > its max warp speed is only 3.8 au/s
Kate Braxton > does 1.5 BILLION dps from phasers alone
Kate Braxton > can go 142,401,418 m/s sublight
Kate Braxton > it would take half a million t2 heavy neuts to neut its warp core to 0
Kate Braxton > and signature radius smaller than a battlecruiser
Melke > Sounds pretty balanced so far
Vertical Axis > o_i
Kate Braxton > we think jovians are bad ass, captain picard would fuck them up so hard....
Kate Braxton > oh, i forgot, it also apparently has a 100% em/therm resist because in one episode they state that lasers have no effect whatsoever on their shields. somehow phasers are different :S
Kate Braxton > so if you see the enterprise flying about, deal explosive damage to it
Kate Braxton > i got reallllllllly bored
Kate Braxton > and figured out what the starship enterprise would be like in eve
Kate Braxton > its max warp speed is only 3.8 au/s
Kate Braxton > does 1.5 BILLION dps from phasers alone
Kate Braxton > can go 142,401,418 m/s sublight
Kate Braxton > it would take half a million t2 heavy neuts to neut its warp core to 0
Kate Braxton > and signature radius smaller than a battlecruiser
Melke > Sounds pretty balanced so far
Vertical Axis > o_i
Kate Braxton > we think jovians are bad ass, captain picard would fuck them up so hard....
Kate Braxton > oh, i forgot, it also apparently has a 100% em/therm resist because in one episode they state that lasers have no effect whatsoever on their shields. somehow phasers are different :S
Kate Braxton > so if you see the enterprise flying about, deal explosive damage to it
Kraaken > Xrazorx helps himself to other peoples jetcans beware
xRazoRx > i dont have a WC in my frigate ye know
xRazoRx > i dont have a WC in my frigate ye know
Giacomo Carissimi > you're right, im 12 and a half
Skaarjo > if he was he started playing when he was 8/9
Giacomo Carissimi > it was in 2005, before christmas
Skaarjo > its a 13+ game, so go away till ur older
Arquoya > they added breasts to corpses, eve is now 18+ :p
Skaarjo > if he was he started playing when he was 8/9
Giacomo Carissimi > it was in 2005, before christmas
Skaarjo > its a 13+ game, so go away till ur older
Arquoya > they added breasts to corpses, eve is now 18+ :p
Lamorak DeGalis > 742.5 ships are lost to porn every day
Lamorak DeGalis > log begore you flog
Lamorak DeGalis > log begore you flog
Mos Qi > im wondering how long are u gonna camp us
Harkonnen Mentat > clear ur calendar
Harkonnen Mentat > clear ur calendar