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Balrog Valarauko > sad but true, hard to monitor every single member and their tendencies
Ecce Drihten > but we havent been very cautious about it so far, hehe
Balrog Valarauko > as for me... i like prostitutes and alcohol
Balrog Valarauko > and putting my penis in both!
Gaunty > o.O
Balrog Valarauko > sorry that was uncalled for
Balrog Valarauko > but i feel better now
Ecce Drihten > we all have our tastes
Gamaroth > I hate it when my giant containers move around...guess I should listen to the warning, "contents may shift in flight"
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Kirsa McCloud > Done my good deed for the day and talked a newbie through buying and training skills
steini Hammer > finist my luck for the year talkt a 18 year old model out of her underpants and inn to my bead last weekend
steini Hammer > and i fell asleap

Lake [prax]: What's the right term for a phobia of energy neutralizers?
Yosarian [KAZO]: flying gallente
Renndor > ok
Renndor > we are done with that system right
Renndor > with disaterous results?
Coden > yeah
Coden > its all crap
Renndor > well with the Silicates we can make T2 Exotic Dancers
Coden > hehe
Coden > that could have its benefits =P
Renndor > the best lil Whorehouse in EVE
Kale Ryoko > lmaocaronni and cheese
Selim > haha
Kale Ryoko > delivered by roflcopters
Atandros > riding a lollercoaster
Kale Ryoko > rofl
Selim > LOL
Nooey > lmfao
Ysabelle nKataros > lmaori warrioroflcopters!
Kale Ryoko > XD
Nooey > omg....
Ysabelle nKataros > in a bucket!
Kale Ryoko > o/
Selim > a bucket of lmaonaisse
Kale Ryoko > lmfao
Kale Ryoko > soaked in lmaonaisse
Atandros > from roflorida
Selim > omg
Knuck > 1 billion on forming an alliance, for secure alliance chat and intellectual discussion
Nicodiemus > lolorado
Atandros > hahaha
Knuck > my friends we are starving in the lands of plenty
Atandros > lolorado rocks
Kale Ryoko > rofl
Selim > LOL
Kale Ryoko > lolorado ftw
Atandros > lolocaust
Kale Ryoko > in lolorado!
<Kryztal> gawd i suck
<abs> thats a good thing :D
<overkill> i like it when you suck
<Kryztal> lol yeah yeah
Elminsters Hat > cause being called master is hawt!
DANGEROUS > LMFAO -
hired goon > should lead an op with meryth in it,
and get her to call you master
hired goon > because with that accent
DANGEROUS > god dam
hired goon > i'd cream on the spot
Elminsters Hat > insta squirt
DANGEROUS > pass that tissue paper
Von Morganstein > i get told my fancy dress costumes are too obscure
Korinne > oh?
Von Morganstein > last one i went to i went as "poor decision-making"
Von Morganstein > i had a neckbrace, 2 different shades of pink clothes and a straw hat
Von Morganstein > nobody really got it
Korinne > youre just a clumsy gay farmer
Kara Niraan > i've been called worse
Vash Tziolkovskiy > How often do you need to water gays anyway?
Cadion > you have no man card
Cadion > your opinion is irrelevant
Lex Arson > just because I watch ponies does not mean I lack a man card
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