Cybr Hawg > 2005.11.07 22:46:51 combat Your Juggernaut Torpedo I hits Dread Pith Massacrer, doing 683.0 damage.
Ratzap > Impossible, missiles were nerfed you know! ;)
Cybr Hawg > hehe I ignored the nerf
Ratzap > Impossible, missiles were nerfed you know! ;)
Cybr Hawg > hehe I ignored the nerf
(Neghotiator) who cares how the girl sings anyway
(Neghotiator) whats more important is cooking and cleaning
(Neghotiator) cuz thats what they gotta be doing
(Neghotiator) not some fancy singing
(KnightDelta) lol
(KnightDelta) You're forgetting something important, Neghotiator.
(Neghotiator) ?
(KnightDelta) If they happen to be grammy award-winning international singers they can also afford a farm filled with those computer dream-machines every geek always dreams of.
(KnightDelta) The Cha-Ching Effect.
(Neghotiator) bill gates can afford that too
(Neghotiator) doesnt mean i pop a boner when i see him
(Neghotiator) (altho i do)
(Neghotiator) whats more important is cooking and cleaning
(Neghotiator) cuz thats what they gotta be doing
(Neghotiator) not some fancy singing
(KnightDelta) lol
(KnightDelta) You're forgetting something important, Neghotiator.
(Neghotiator) ?
(KnightDelta) If they happen to be grammy award-winning international singers they can also afford a farm filled with those computer dream-machines every geek always dreams of.
(KnightDelta) The Cha-Ching Effect.
(Neghotiator) bill gates can afford that too
(Neghotiator) doesnt mean i pop a boner when i see him
(Neghotiator) (altho i do)
Jager88 > ever get to that point if u answer one more question you'll pop?
Kalrissia > YEEEARGGGHHHH... no.
Jager88 > lol
Kalrissia > Actually, I make a point of sipping a glass of wine every question asked.
Kalrissia > I joined Eve help channel once and got slaughtered.
Kalrissia > YEEEARGGGHHHH... no.
Jager88 > lol
Kalrissia > Actually, I make a point of sipping a glass of wine every question asked.
Kalrissia > I joined Eve help channel once and got slaughtered.
From the forums:
Anisha Snow: Where can I find epic items in this game??
Anisha Snow: Where can I find epic items in this game??
Lord Maximullis > I was on Halmah IV after it's capture..
Lord Maximullis > We got what we wanted...you can have whats left.
Lord Maximullis > Not that the planet is worth much now.
Katy Moore > Halmah IV is a gas giant
Lord Maximullis > We got what we wanted...you can have whats left.
Lord Maximullis > Not that the planet is worth much now.
Katy Moore > Halmah IV is a gas giant
Noob > As a Minmatar who owns a Rifter Frigate, played with the buttons, what should I get next?
Rhi Tehn> ...lost...
Rhi Tehn> ...lost...
Skiorh > try my lucky charms, theyre tragically malicious
Maria Mendozza > Incursion?
Melvin Estemaire > Maria Mendozza yep. check EVE university site for info
Melvin Estemaire > stay away from asteroid belts
Civ Zomas > Space zombies want to eat your space brains.
Civ Zomas > In space.
Melvin Estemaire > I don't have a brain! Woohoo!
Rudi Storm > Apply to goons asap you will fit right in ;p
Melvin Estemaire > Maria Mendozza yep. check EVE university site for info
Melvin Estemaire > stay away from asteroid belts
Civ Zomas > Space zombies want to eat your space brains.
Civ Zomas > In space.
Melvin Estemaire > I don't have a brain! Woohoo!
Rudi Storm > Apply to goons asap you will fit right in ;p
DeFuZioN > Rewards
The following rewards and bonuses will be yours if you complete this mission:
961000 credits.
73 units of Basic Mining Drone will be awarded to you as a bonus if you complete the mission within 2 hours and 40 minutes.
3...
DeFuZioN > wtf
LWMaverick > lol
JuGGeR > hehe rofl
LWMaverick > Shitty deal
DeFuZioN > 73 basic shit drones
JuGGeR > go mine you biatch
DeFuZioN > "¤#%&#"¤&%
The following rewards and bonuses will be yours if you complete this mission:
961000 credits.
73 units of Basic Mining Drone will be awarded to you as a bonus if you complete the mission within 2 hours and 40 minutes.
3...
DeFuZioN > wtf
LWMaverick > lol
JuGGeR > hehe rofl
LWMaverick > Shitty deal
DeFuZioN > 73 basic shit drones
JuGGeR > go mine you biatch
DeFuZioN > "¤#%&#"¤&%
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG