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Xanandu > and he has also some bounty
Mathilda Fljot > 7M?
Mathilda Fljot > that's peanuts
Mathilda Fljot > I'd put a bigger bounty on you just for looking like a twat
Cowboy Red > he's gonna cry now
Cowboy Red > stop fucking with him
Serakh > :'(
Cowboy Red > not you serakh, the other emo kid
Monster Energy1 > why r u locking me
Deimos Barret > bend over i'll show you
The Slayer > hey fuckers
The Slayer > whats going on
Daron Anik > the universe is ending slayer, you missed it
The Slayer > bastards
The Slayer > why did nobody wake me
Daron Anik > too lazy
The Slayer > damn man
Daron Anik > come to H-W at MSHD gate if you want Slayer, we've got a bubble up.
The Slayer > A bubble will stop the end of the universe? Is the universe gonna end by warping off?
The Slayer > Does it have stabs?
Daron Anik > well
Daron Anik > the universe lacks in speed
Daron Anik > so if we get enough pts on it, we got it
The Slayer > Big Bang[GOD] Hits Universefullofhumans[SUCK] causing elevnty billion
damage
Batilda Yogmoth > "i heard how much you like star trek, so i got you this luke skywalker shirt"
Logdsen > "The Force canna take no more young padawan."
Batilda Yogmoth > "beam me up, yoda"
Batilda Yogmoth > "we've landed, on what appears, to be a planet, of, cities"
Batilda Yogmoth > "data, shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"
General Whitt > travolta is amazing
General Whitt > travolta has also been an angel =/
gandalfstormcrow > id totally let travolta do me
Draesun > ...
gandalfstormcrow > hed have to buy dinner first
gandalfstormcrow > im not a slut
Gilland > besides nothing wrong with drinking its sobering up thats not good for you
Omgar > so truel
Aktor Thrash > I have drinking lvl 5, and advanced college drinking lvl 4
Aktor Thrash > :P
Erin Vonhelga > lol
Gilland > aah but what about red chunk thrower lvl 4
Erin Vonhelga > eeewww lol
Aktor Thrash > naw, I trained hangover suppression to lvl 4, which means i get a 80% reduction in red chunk effects
Gilland > and stability -3
Zaphod Beeblebrock > motion control helps too
Gilland > k but how are you on memory recall (my skill gets deleted after a night out)
Zaphod Beeblebrock > its not a bug its a feature
Gilland > ah does that explain why whatever isk i have on me i allways return with none ?
Aktor Thrash > motion control is a good one to train up, it reduces room spinning 75%
Gilland > i think room spinning is vital for bed aiming lvl3
Aktor Thrash > once you get bed aiming to lvl 4, it reduces wife anger by %50
Gilland > not a problem i have - wife lvl5 thank god
Aktor Thrash > Yar!!
speedek > i wanted to become pirate
speedek > but then i killed some noobs
speedek > and i felt sorry for them lol
speedek > so i bought them new ships :D
Grimwalius d'Antan > checking the belts
Grimwalius d'Antan > ARGH! secure can madness!
Lyticus > lol
Verone > yeah Old Man Star is a fucking nightmare
* Laocoon does secure can rock
Laocoon > oS-<
Laocoon > o-<
Laocoon > o/-<
Laocoon > o|-<
Lyticus > lol
Laocoon > SECURE CANS! (foooor theee wiiiiiiin)
Laocoon > SECURE CANS!
Laocoon > (red alllll niiiiiiight)
Laocoon > SECURE CANS!
Laocoon > (weeee looooove yoooooou)
Laocoon > SECURE (secure) CANS (cans!)
* Lyticus fires horse tranqulisiers at laocoon.
Laocoon > ^ secure can rock. Brought to you by God.
Laocoon > *thud*
* Lyticus pokes lao with a pointy stick.
Laocoon > *twitch*
Lyticus > AARGH!
Grimwalius d'Antan > 10 miners in local, 500 secure cans, and no one in space =/
* Lyticus fires another tranquliser.
Laocoon > mummy?
Laocoon > *thud*
Laocoon > zZzZzZ *snore*
Iracham > the english language is a back alley mugger waiting for other languages to happen by and then it smacks them in the face with a 2 by 4 and steals their vocabulary
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