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* Levin is now known as DanielJackson
<DanielJackson> WTF
<DanielJackson> WHY IS TQ DOWN!
<@Ak-Gara> ¬_¬
<@Ak-Gara> lol
<DanielJackson> OMG
<Kadoer> poo seems like it has been forever though
<grimpak> dan.. its patch day
<DanielJackson> THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!
<DanielJackson> i cant even get on the forums
<grimpak> ...
<Kadoer> how much time left
<Carda|work> rofl
<@Viceroy> daniel
<grimpak> well it says that it will be up by 3pm gmt
<@Viceroy> log on from irc
<Tank-CEO> Daniel
<Carda|work> GeromeDoutrande this beats your quotes!!!
<Carda|work> :)
<@Viceroy> type this: /server myeve.eve-online.com
<Tank-CEO> FLORIDA JUST GO FUCKIN BOMBED MAN
<Tank-CEO> WORLD WAR 3
<Tank-CEO> OMFG
<Kadoer> what
<Carda|work> ?
<Kadoer> link me
<grimpak> eh?
<Tank-CEO> FUCK ITS THE JAPS
<DanielJackson> NO WAY tank
<Abominable> lol
<Kadoer> rofl
<grimpak> omg lol
<Kadoer> was going to say I live in alabama this might be pertinent info
<DanielJackson> omg
<DanielJackson> IM IN FLORIDA!
<Tank-CEO> WWW.CNN.COM
<DanielJackson> dude
<DanielJackson> can i use your bomb shelter?
<Tank-CEO> NO ITS NORTH KOREA!
<Carda|work> lol
<Kadoer> its not on cnn.com lol
<DanielJackson> omg
<DanielJackson> fucking azns
<Carda|work> Rumsfeld arrives in Iraq
<Carda|work> :)
<Abominable> why would they bomb florida anyway? the tornadoes and hurricanes seems to do a pretty

decent wreckingjob on their own
<_ABE_> lol
<Carda|work> jup
<DanielJackson> no abom
<DanielJackson> youre being ignorant
<DanielJackson> i live in florida and nothing bad ever happens
<DanielJackson> except this north korea thing
<Abominable> right :)
<Abominable> what about the french? no nukes from them?
<DanielJackson> seriously
<DanielJackson> why no tq
<DanielJackson> i can tlog on
<_ABE_> ...
<@Viceroy> Daniel its patch day
<Abominable> its patchday
<DanielJackson> what
<Abominable> u can start whining when they havent fixed the server in 12 hours as usual
<DanielJackson> dude
<DanielJackson> patch day
<DanielJackson> wtf
<DanielJackson> why didnt they say anything
<Kadoer> seems like every mmo I play they take one of my days off from work and make it patch day
<Abominable> sigh
<_ABE_> X-D
<DanielJackson> i told my mom i was sick today
<DanielJackson> so i could stay home and play eve
<DanielJackson> but i cant log on
<Tank-CEO> they have u fuckin dumbass
<Tank-CEO> stfu
<Abominable> [13:33:25] * Levin is now known as DanielJackson
<Abominable> bored levin? :)
* DanielJackson is now known as Levin
<Levin> the forums are down
<Levin>
Tuxford > The thought of a missile spewing armor tanking cool black looking ship makes me happy in the pants so you might imagine the total self control I'm showing by not just going ahead and do this.
GM Pirin > the Civlian weapons use love and understanding for their ammo which is why they have the destructive power and range of a hug.
EVE System > Channel changed to Frarn Local Channel
Kane Darkstar > Shes has a very hard job as local Dominatrix in the UK, she gets some bad clients some time so she works out her frustrations here..
Isthia Raven > ok. But like Leus said, we have been nothing but polite and considerate in the channel.
EVE System > Channel changed to Meirakulf Local Channel
jih chop > you <i>might</i> get lucky and get a moon in there
Antron Kilren > I mined ice there for a long time
jih chop > but unlikely
Antron Kilren > as a noob slave
jih chop > lol
jih chop > were you freed
jih chop > or did you escape?
Antron Kilren > somebody gave me an article of clothing
Antron Kilren > and I was freed
jih chop > ROFL
Antron Kilren > actually
Antron Kilren > someone gave me a pvp fit
Antron Kilren > and I realized that paying 14.99 a month to mine ice was retarded
Macabre Devil > lol was that the Rattlesnake I helped you buy?
SocomTedd > jump through wh with rattlesnake to the ass end of nowhere ftw
AtheistOfFail > yes Macabre xD
Macabre Devil > execellent, money well spent
Macabre Devil > well not spent, but loaned
AtheistOfFail > fuck yea :)
AtheistOfFail > step 1) Borrow ISK
AtheistOfFail > Step 2) Use ISK for ship
AtheistOfFail > Step 3) Death-defying field-trip through null/low-sec
AtheistOfFail > Step 4) Profit????
Zangief Hohenzoller > so uh what formula to turn secs into minutes?
* Haffa forgot how emote works
* Twiglet twat
* Jed Nerrin reminds him.
Twiglet > oops
* Twiglet hangs head in shame as gag backfires
Haffa > lol
Haffa > you spanner
Abassis > aba's first level 4 tip: remember to turn your reps on
Anathi > >.>
Abassis > tune in later to find out how to get the rust off your new tempest!
Khazorath > But first let us teach you how to make your own typhoon
Khazorath > first take a large pipe and cover one end
Abassis > use as much duct tape as you can get
Khazorath > Once that is done stick random bits of kinex onto it
Abassis > for cheap armor, why not try your local junk yard?
Anathi > if your feeling adventurous, try using some pipe cleaners and papier mache
Abassis > that's a great idea for those with a low budget
Khazorath > old bath tubs also make excellent pods for incase your typhoon is destroyed
Abassis > just remember to solder the plughole shut :D
Anathi > by which you mean "when it is inevitably destroyed"
Khazorath > Yes...For engines get several toilet paper tubes and stick them on
Khazorath > then write engine onto them
Anathi > but don't let your imagination stop there
Anathi > why not use old lampshades
Khazorath > use a metalic paint to make it look like your ship is actually made of metal
Khazorath > and then you will look like the toughest fighting machine the mims can throw at you
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Khazorath > So kids thats how to make a Typhoon, next time we'll show you how to make a Rifter!
Talasan > ??
Talasan > why did the defense run and leave the barge to die
Kyozoku > MEH
Kyozoku > i wanted the wolf tbh
Talasan > thats me ya fool :P
Kyozoku > oops
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