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Gammus Arterius > So I was trolling /b/, and I found a thread I liked, so I jumped into it an kept hitting L5 to reload the page. Little did I know that I hat activated my Smartbomb, killed 6 noobs in frigates and gotten my BS blown up by concord...
wallace2004 > ffs my son just hit my keyboard and put me in siege
somedood4 > i just fixed a nonresponsive RAM stick
somedood4 > by shouting at it
ApophisXP > lol i wouldnt think anyone would want gard on the road
ApophisXP > he will kit his car like its a tempest or something
Kevskii > hmm the picture that conjours up is not a good one,
ApophisXP > put sticks on it and wotnot for extra realism
Chutoro > i AM BEGINING TO THINK IT WAS A MISTAKE TEACHING THE CAT TO SMOKE THOUGH
Ewan Grovatt > I need to find an Advanced Learning 99 implant, dammit
Ewan Grovatt > of course, I couldn't afford it
Ewan Grovatt > and meanwhile, Duchess is mining and raking in 3 mill evey half hour or so, and won't return my calls
Roadhouse > 3 mil per half hour? And still in Noobcorp?
Ewan Grovatt > (shh, nobody say anything, that was a trigger to see if she's paying attention)
Ewan Grovatt > (she really enjoys playing the 'ignore Ewan' game)
Roadhouse > He's crunching numbers on his webcam, for freaks like you that get off on it.
Roadhouse > "Oh, balance that equation, that's right"
Ami Seneschal > "Oh, REMAINDERS!"
Triksterism > By the time Dominion rolls out Lucian
Triksterism > We should have a few slicers built
Lucian Mortimer > i'm excited about shoe
Lucian Mortimer > those*
Triksterism > lol
Lucian Mortimer > and shoes, too
Marccus > i think you are a crab person incognito
Pesky LaRue > you're not the first to say that
Marccus > /emote is scared and hides behind Harry Potter
Pesky LaRue > Harry Potter as a meatshield?
Pesky LaRue > that's surprisingly close to teh plot of a movie i pitched to a guy in Vegas a while back
Marccus > well if i was to see him be blown up, i would wanna see it up close and personal
Pesky LaRue > funny, that's almost EXACTLY what i said to him!
Pesky LaRue > just not the "up" part
Marccus > im eating a hotdog you SON OF A BITCH
Marccus > *was eating a hotdog
Isis Dea > how much do you get out of Hermaprodite?
Sonja Dragooran > My daughter thought to be funny and asked where on the chicken was chicken nuggets
Sonja Dragooran > I told her on the rooster
Sonja Dragooran > Face went bright red
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